Pledge This!

Synopsis: At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Freestyle Releasing
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
1.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
2006
91 min
198 Views


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# When l met you in the restaurant #

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# You could tell l

was no debutante #

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# You asked me what's

my pleasure #

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# A moyie or ft meftsure? #

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# l'll have a cup of tea #

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# And tell you of my dreaming #

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# Dreaming is free #

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# Dreaming #

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# Dreaming is free #

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# l don't want to live on charity #

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# Pleasure's real or is it fantasy? #

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Hey, check this out.

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Everywhere l go, people

totally lose it.

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l'm Victoria English...

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sorority princess of

South Beach University.

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And, oh, yeah, this year l've

gotta makeover a bunch...

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of clueless freshmen into

Gamma Gamma girls.

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Oh, look at this

Shakira wannabe.

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See what l mean?

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She's taking a freaking

cab instead of a limo.

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Not hot.

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See, Gamma Gamma

sorority is in a contest...

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to become FHM Magazine's

hottest sorority in the country.

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Everyone wants to go to

South Beach University.

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A couple of years ago, they

Iet unhot people in here...

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and things haven't been the same.

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l guess i'll just have to put

a blonde wig on this one.

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Daddy, stop the car here.

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- But there's a spot up front.

- Dad, this car is embarrassing.

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l don't want people to

think that l'm poor.

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Well, honey, you are poor.

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Look at this little minx.

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This is Kristen Ass.

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lf l'd have known she'd

come in that car,

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l would have never

Iet her pledge.

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Excuse me.

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So there you have it.

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A mission to turn the ''wannabes''

into the ''be wanteds.''

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Should be fun.

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Smell that?

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That, my friends, is the

smell of opportunity.

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Fresh, un-tapped poon tang.

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Did you just say poon tang?

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l mean, that's why they

call them freshmen!

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Because their coochies

are fresh for all us men.

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What's going on?

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- Hello, ladies.

- Hi.

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Welcome to South Beach.

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l love fresh coochy!

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Victoria will be here in 45

seconds, ladies, so smarten up.

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# Whoa, whoa, whoa #

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# Whoa, whoa, whoa #

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# Got somebody, she's a beauty #

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# Very special, really and truly #

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# Take good care of me,

like it's her duty #

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Every year, school starts

when l pop out of my limo

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and see my shadow.

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But l can't see my shadow

because l'm so thin.

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Gamma Gamma pledges

ready for inspection.

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People say l shouldn't

torture my pledges.

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But l say, who says

Iearning can't be fun?

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Sweetie, do you have

any idea who l am?

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You're Victoria English.

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And what do l do here?

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You're the president of the

Gamma Gamma house?

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And the ultimate role model

for every college girl

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on the face of the earth.

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Starting to like this one.

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Wait. Whose top is that?

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- Mine?

- No.

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Whose top is that,

gamma pledge?

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Dolce and Gabbana.

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Ma'am, my top is Dolce

and Gabbana, ma'am.

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- It's Dolce and Gabbana.

- Don't you forget it.

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What the hell kind of

nail color is that?

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- It's ''cherries in the snow. ''

- So last week.

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Suck it off, Gamma pledge.

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l will, ma'am.

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You. The shoes.

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l saw those on sale

Iast week, didn't i?

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No. My mom sent 'em to me.

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Those shoes are expired.

Totally unhot.

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Two out of three,

this is a disaster.

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- Morgan?

- Yes, Victoria? Ma'am.

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Please explain to these jackasses

what's at stake this year.

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Listen up, ladies.

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This year, FHM Magazine will be

selecting the hottest sorority

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in the nation to be

featured on their cover...

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and we are one of

five finalists.

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And l'm not gonna let a bunch

of clueless pledges stand...

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in between me and the number

one spot in the country.

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- Is that clear?

- Yes, ma'am!

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Victoria, we may have

a little problem here.

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What?

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''This year, the winning sorority

must embody diversification.''

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ln other words, geeks, nerds,

scientists--everybody.

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Problem solved.

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We'll just pledge some geeks.

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We will?

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And when we win the magazine

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