Plan 9

Synopsis: Plan 9 is the story of Nilbog, a small town with a big story. The beginningof an invasion! These aliens have a different plan for the inhabitants of Earth. To resurrect their dead as their own army set with but one goal: to wipe out all mankind! This night will decide the fates of all who walk the planet and thought they were the top of the food chain.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): John Johnson
Production: Darkstone Entertainment
103 min

You are interested

in the unusual.

The mysterious.

The unexplainable.

That is why you are here.

And now,

for the first time,

we're going to bring

you the full story

of what will happen

on that fateful day.

The incidents.

The places.

We cannot keep

this a secret any longer.

My friend,

can your heart stand

the shocking facts

about grave...


-Stop? Really?

-F***. F***.

I gave you five perfect takes,

what do you want from me?

Let's start

with talent, Criswell.

Stop calling me that,

that's not my name.

No, on this set,

it is your name.

All right?

We talked about this.

Go check your contract.

Yes, my contract.

Listen to me for a minute,

-it could be fun...


Criswell, this has been

done hundreds of times.

All right, you gotta

give them something more.

You gotta give them something

they normally wouldn't

see in a remake.

Newsflash, bubby.

Remakes are overplayed.

They're overdone.

99.9% of them

suck donkey balls.

I don't know why

anyone in their right mind

would remake

this movie anyway.


-One hour till deadline.

Please. Criswell...

For the love of everything

that is good and holy,

just please...


Look, this could

be your last chance

in getting back on top.

Let me tell you something,

you spineless dog dick.

I... have fallen.

My current


and present company prove this.

Get the f*** away from me.

You've been in the business

all for about two days.

So it's probably not clear,

but have no fear.

I, your Criswell,

shall clarify.

It's this face

that you're banking

your career on.

Stop pissing it off.

Yes, we have the potential

to become a Phoenix

from the ashes of this Turkey,

but not if you're spinning me

on a thousand takes.

Why don't we get something...

Something in the can.

We'll look at it,

in the dailies,

and if we'll fix it,

we'll fix it.

Otherwise, I'll walk,

you can find yourself

another Criswell

to carry your sh*t.

Now get behind that camera

and call f***ing "action."

Can I get you anything else,

Mr. Criswell?

A gun.

20 years of my life back.

Shot of rum will suffice.

Are you ready,

Mr. Criswell?

I was born ready,

let's shoot this f***er.




A greetings my friends.

We're all interested

in the future.

Because that is where

you and I

are going to spend

the rest of our lives.


do you really have

to go to work now?

Yeah, grandpa.

I'm not ready

to feel it all yet.

Best to keep busy.

She was

so proud of you.

I can't do this now.

I need to forget

until I'm ready to feel.

Lucy, come home.

The lab needs me.

I'll be home in the morning.

Looks like we're

just gonna beat nightfall.

Better radio it in.

Yeah, Roger that.

Coast to Nilbog,

come in.

That you, Danny?

Yeah, Mac.

It's us.

Hot damn.

Welcome home, boys.

How long you been out there?

Months, man.

Ready to bring her in.

Here that, Danny boy.

There ain't

been a plane in all...

for f***'s sake.

My god.

Jeff, the time is now.

The end of my life!


Hey, Edith. You okay?


That'll change

your whole day.

Jeff, she's...


Mac, this is

Jeff Trent.

There's a large meteor

headed your way right now.


A meteor. You have to

warn the people.

Right on the show, Jeff?

Look, I saw it with my own eyes.


I want you and Larry

to go out to the airport

see if there's...

seems to be some kinda sighting

of a meteor landing

somewhere in town.


You mean, you don't know

where it landed?

No, it's

just a sighting.


Kelton, see if there's

something to it.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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