Pitbull New Orders

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PITBULL. PUBLIC ORDER.

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F***ing Lech from Poznan. B*tches...

F***ing Lech from Poznan.

Mom, we beat 'em 5 to 1, here's dad.

We'll be home after 6:00, bye.

F***ing old whore.

Legia's a f***ing old whore, f*** Legia!

4 YEARS LATER

- Got a boyfriend?

- No.

- Expecting someone?

- No.

Do you know them?

No, f*** them.

The guards are f***ing you over.

It's break-in and theft.

F***!

What the...?

Oh f***...

You broke my f***ing window?

You'll replace it, a**hole.

I'm calling the cops.

Shut the f*** up.

You're not calling anywhere.

And tomorrow you get her a new window,

bring me 1000

...and flowers.

If not, I'll f***ing find you.

You scared the f*** out of me.

As long as your prints aren't on the dope

you can say a passenger left it.

- What do you want?

- 2 grams of hash.

- F***in' gangsta.

- What?

Speed dealer they showed us this morning.

Gangsta.

Hey, numnuts.

Stop, police!

Central Police Headquarters

Psychology Unit

He yelled,

"I'll kill you, prick!" and stabbed me.

What did you feel?

The first time on the

job someone called me

a prick I got a bit

offended, but now...

I got home, looked in the

mirror, saw I don't look

like a prick, so I don't

get offended anymore.

If they'd found drugs in

your blood, you'd do time.

They didn't.

They check only for alcohol.

For two years you were

undercover in a drug ring.

Trying to tell me that

didn't break you?

I've asked to the chief to

transfer you out of narcotics.

To where?

To life and health. Mokotow.

District Police Headquarters II

Mokotow District

You must catch only

petty criminals.

And the big ones?

Holy smoke, you can't catch them.

Why not, chief?

What are we going to do

if you wipe out crime?

Minnows count as much as big fish,

and are easier to find.

Stats don't differentiate.

Like in a western. A

stagecoach circled

by Indians beating the

sh*t out of a guy.

Looks like they're using gas guns.

- Police! Stop or I'll shoot.

- F*** you, go ahead and shoot.

Dud?

Get down!

What's going on?

Gentlemen...

I have grievances with only

him, him, and him,

who were beating me,

but not the others.

What's this all about?

Are you gentlemen?

Ever seen a gentleman cop?

If you piss me off, I'll let

them finish the job. Talk!

I was once deputy chief

of the municipal guard.

Someone sent my boss

intimate photos of me.

I wasn't with a woman, but a man,

giving each other a blow job.

That was not tolerated, so

I was ordered to resign.

I did have a pro-male orientation

once, but now I f*** only women.

The gents who were beating me

are from my male period.

I said once that one

of them sucked my dick.

He got angry, went to the others,

and said I was lying.

They came to me and told me

to take it back.

I looked at them.

Those yelling the loudest were:

he gave me a blow job 30 times,

and him I f***ed in the ass 15 times.

Basically, I've had fun with all of them.

That's what we do.

So I said to him,

"You sucked my dick, I f***ed you

in the ass. Where's the lie?

They pulled out their pistols,

I pulled out mine, and

we began shooting.

I f***ed you in the ass,

you gave me a blow job.

Which one did you f***

in the ass?

Him, him, him, and him.

Which one sucked your dick?

Him, him, and him.

00 to 39.

We picked up the thieves.

Go see the woman

who bought the hot stereo from them.

Not only did the pricks f*** up

the remodeling... Hang on.

Hello?

Police, please let us in.

Don't bullshit me, or

I'll call the real police.

Nothing, f***in' kids

pretending to be cops

so they can smoke in the

stairwell... Hang on.

What now?

Please open the door, or

we'll smash it open.

Oh f***, Anka, I think it

really is the cops. Hang on.

I could glue in a shitty

picture like that myself.

Did you buy a stereo?

So, cops go round now

doing marketing surveys?

The stereo is stolen property.

What?!

Hello.

Did your partner call you 'cause

he's afraid to be alone with me?

Yeah.

God, what handsome men are

on the force these days.

How about some wine?

On duty?

You can always go off duty.

Write straight.

Hello.

Two guys dressed as police

officers just stole my stereo.

Anka, the cops took my stereo.

The one I bought from the workers.

There's going to be a shootout, f*** me.

Stop, police.

I'm a cop, too.

040, 221 on the scene.

They're ours.

One of them was so tasty.

Really hot.

Turn on the siren.

Officer Dariusz Wolkowski,

ID and vehicle registration.

I don't have them.

We'll go to the station and

the car will be towed away.

I'll tell you what we'll do, kid.

I have a meeting at 8:00 o'clock.

Call this guy.

At this number.

Tell him Tomek said to call.

Granny.

You need the registration ASAP.

He brings the papers,

and I give you a big tip, deal?

What's the tip?

Soon things'll be put

in order in Mokotow.

There'll be a murder,

and I'm going to be involved.

I'm telling you this only

because you'll never prove it.

What the f*** good is that tip

if I can't prove you did it?

Olek!

Sit up.

Sit up.

Sit up, goddamit!

Olek, stop fooling around.

Want some help?

I'll be home late.

Got a meeting of the board.

Hi, dad.

Marcin how much test are

you doing now?

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