Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

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Captain!

Who are you?

- What is this man?

- Your Majesty...

- We caught him up in our fishing nets.

- He's been telling stories, stories that...

We believe he's found him...

Ponce de Len...

He said he found

Ponce de Leon's ship.

- He sailed on it.

- No, I told you...

- Ponce de Leon died 200 years ago.

- Aye, but he died searching for something, didn't he ?

The Fountain of Youth...

How soon can you sail ?

With the tide.

Pirates of the Caribbean:

On Stranger Tides

LONDON ENGLAND:

Pirates execution today!

Watch him swing.

Hurry papa, or we'll miss the hanging.

It's not a hanging, dear, it's a trial.

The hanging comes this afternoon.

Come on!

On your feet.

Move along, pirate!

Or should I say filthy pirate!

Come on .

Order !

Now appearing before the courts, the

notorious and infamous pirate...

...pillager and highwayman,

Captain Jack Sparrow!

I told ya. Me names Gibbs. Joshamee Gibbs.

How many times do I have to...

Hear Ye, Hear Ye. Presiding over these

trials, all rise and attend...

the right Honorable Justice Smith!

Quiet !

Now...

- What do we have here?

- Jack?

Not necessary.

You were saying ?

Jack Sparrow is not my name.

My name is Joshamee Gibbs.

Is that so? It says Jack Sparrow here.

I told em. I'm not Jack Sparrow, who I would be happy

to identify to the court, if it would help my case.

I think that would be a poor defense. Unless you

want to be bludgeoned again like a harp seal.

Prisoner claiming to be innocent to

being Jack Sparrow. How do you find ?

- No trial ? But aren't we here to examine the evidence?

- Foreman, your finding. Guilty ?

Guilty verdict means he'll hang.

Hang him ! String him up !

- Guilty ?

- That's not fair!

Shut it!

Joshamee Gibbs. For the crime of which

you've been found guilty of.

Of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.

I hereby commute your sentence...

and order that you be imprisoned for the remainder

of your miserable, morible, mutton chop life.

- What?

- Hang him !

There !

String him up ! Hang him high !

It needs to be arranged to transport this

prisoner to the Tower of London!

Thank you very much.

Get up you !

Hell, horse and teeth. Now we're both headed

for prison.

Not to worry. I've paid off the driver.

Ten minutes we'll be outside London town

horses waitin and tonight we'll make the coast.

Then it's just a matter of finding the ship.

- All part of a plan, yes ?

- Exactly.

I arrived in London town just this

morning to rescue one Joshamee...

...Gibbs from one appointment with the

gallows.

Seeing as how you're still alive, I'd say

it's all been very successful this far.

What happened to you, Gibbs? I thought you

were employed elsewhere or otherwise engaged.

Aye, but I always listen like a thief for

news of the Black Pearl.

Nobody see where she might next make

port.

Then I hear a rumor.

Jack Sparrow's in London. With

a ship, and lookin for a crew.

- Am not.

- But that's what I heard.

Fact is, your signing up me ??. Pub

called the Captains Daughter.

- Am not!

- Well I thought it a bit odd.

But then you've never been the most

predictable of sorts.

Tell me something. There is another Jack

Sparrow out there sullying my good name ?

- An imposter.

- Indeed.

- But...an imposter with a ship.

- And in need of a crew.

Which as fate would have it, so am I.

How bout you, Jack? Last I heard you

were hellbent to find the Fountain of Youth.

Any luck ?

Circumstances arose and forced compelling

insights

.. regarding discretion and valor.

- Meaning, ye gave up.

- I did not!

I'm just as bent as ever.

Hellishly so.

I shall taste those waters first Gibbs.

Mark my words.

Oh. Short trip.

All part of the plan, yeah ?

No !

You are Jack Sparrow ?

There should be a "Captain" in there

somewhere.

I've heard of you.

And you know who I am.

Face is familiar. Have I threatened

you before ?

You are in the presence of George Augustus

Duke of Brunswick-Lneburg...

Art treasurer and print selector of

the Holy Roman Empire...

King of Great Britain and Ireland.

And of you.

Doesn't ring a bell.

I am informed you have come to London

to procure a crew for your ship.

Vicious rumour. Not true.

Then you lied to me when you told me

you were Jack Sparrow.

I am Jack Sparrow, but I'm not here to

procure a crew.

That is...someone else.

Ah...someone else named Jack Sparrow.

You brought me the wrong wastrel. Find

the proper one and dispose of this imposter.

No. Wait, wait , wait hang on a minute.

I'm Jack Sparrow the one and only.

- And I am in London.

- To procure a crew ?

- To undertake a voyage to find the fountain...

- What?

Will someone please remove these infernal

chains.

Come come!

- We know you're in possession of a map.

- Confiscate the map and to the gallows with you.

Have you a map?

- No.

- Where is it?

The truth. I lost it. Quite recently in fact.

I have a report the Spanish have

located the fountain of youth.

I will not have some melancholy Spanish monarch...

...a Catholic, gain eternal life !

- You do know the way to the fountain ?

- Course I do. Look at me !

You can guide an expedition.

With your permission, your highnee.

You will be providing then, a ship.

- And a crew.

- And a captain.

After you, Sire.

If I may be so bold.

Why is that man not in chains ? He must

be manacled at once.

Center of my palace? Hardly.

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