Pin

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TAKE A LOOK.

HE NEVER MOVES. YESTERDAY WE|WERE HERE FOR OVER AN HOUR.

I THINK HE'S PARALYZED.|PARALYZED PEOPLE MOVE THEIR HEAD.

MAYBE HE'S DEAD. SURE. AND THEY|HAVE HIM SITTING IN A CHAIR?

IT'S A DUMMY.|THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

WHY WOULD THEY HAVE A DUMMY|SITTING IN THE WINDOW?

TO SCARE PEOPLE.|KEEPS THE ROBBERS AWAY.

- IT WOULDN'T SCARE ANYBODY.|- NO? WHY DON'T YOU GO SAY HELLO TO IT?

'CAUSE IF IT'S A MAN, THAT'S WHEN|I DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE.

SEE? IT WORKS.|YOU'RE SCARED TO GO.

YOU THINK IT'S A DUMMY.|YOU GO.

HEY, LOOK AT ME!

YO! LOOK AT ME!

GET OUT!|- IT'S ALIVE!

COME IN.

ALL READY FOR BED?|YES, SIR.

LET'S SEE. WHAT SHALL I|HAVE YOU DO FOR ME TONIGHT?

URSULA, CAN YOU|COUNT TO TEN FOR ME?

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,|SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN.

THAT'S GOOD.

AND NOW, WHAT SHALL WE DO|WITH THE SCHOOLBOY?

HOW ABOUT COUNTING BACKWARDS|BY SEVENS FROM 100?

ONE HUNDRED,

NINETY-THREE,

EIGHTY-SIX,

SEVENTY-NINE,

SEVENTY-TWO,

SIXTY-SIX- NO, LEON.|I'M SORRY. THAT'S WRONG.

YOU WORK ON IT. WE'LL|TRY IT AGAIN TOMORROW.

- GOOD NIGHT, CHILDREN.|GOOD NIGHT, SIR.

NINETY-THREE,

EIGHTY-SIX,

SEVENTY-NINE,

SEVENTY-TWO,

SIXTY-

I THINK WE HAVE ANOTHER CASE|OF THE FLU HERE, DOCTOR.

PIN, IT'S VERY HARD TO HEAR A|HEARTBEAT WHEN SOMEONE IS TALKING.

SORRY, DOCTOR, BUT I'LL WAGER THIS|BOY HAS A TEMPERATURE OF AT LEAST 104.

HOW MUCH WOULD YOU|LIKE TO WAGER?

HOW ABOUT A WOOL SWEATER? IT GETS|COLD SITTING HERE NAKED ALL THE TIME.

IT'S A BET.

OH, I'M AFRAID|YOU'RE MISTAKEN.

103.2. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOOK AT IT?

IT'S NOT NECESSARY, DOCTOR.|I TRUST YOU.

WELL, RICHIE, PIN'S RIGHT|ABOUT ONE THING. IT'S THE FLU.

I JUST WANNA DO A LITTLE BLOOD|TEST, SO YOU COME WITH ME.

WE'LL GO SEE|NURSE SPALDING.

HI, PIN.|HI, PIN.

I'M SORRY YOU|DIDN'T WIN THE BET.

MAYBE IF YOU JUST ASKED FATHER FOR|SOME CLOTHES, HE'D GIVE SOME TO YOU.

IF I WORE CLOTHES, THEN NO ONE|COULD SEE INSIDE ME,

AND I WOULDN'T BE ANY GOOD|FOR TEACHING ANYMORE.

WELL, COULDN'T YOU TAKE|THEM OFF WHEN YOU HAD TO?

I COULDN'T DO IT MYSELF, AND IT WOULD|BE TOO MUCH EXTRA WORK FOR THE DOCTOR.

WELL, I COULD COME BY|AND DO IT FOR YOU.

YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.

ANYWAY, WE SHOULDN'T BE HAVING|THIS CONVERSATION.

YOU KNOW THE DOCTOR DOESN'T LIKE ME|TALKING TO ANYONE WHEN HE'S NOT HERE.

WE WON'T TELL HIM.

YOU GO OUT TO THE WAITING|ROOM NOW. PIN IS TIRED.

BYE, PIN.

I'M AFRAID THE BOY HAS|A FEW ROWS ON HIS LEFT LUNG.

ARE YOU CONCERNED|ABOUT PNEUMONIA?

IT'S CROSSED MY MIND.

I'LL ORDER A CHEST X-RAY.

LEON!

LEON?

LEON, COME DOWN HERE|THIS MINUTE!

WHAT IS THIS?

DO YOU THINK I HAVE NOTHING BETTER|TO DO WITH MY TIME THAN CLEAN UP...

AFTER YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS?|I'LL CLEAN IT UP.

NEVER MIND.

IT'S THAT NEW FRIEND|OF YOURS. THE ALLISON BOY.

HE LOOKS DIRTY|AND, UH, DISEASED.

I DON'T WANT YOU BRINGING HIM|IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST|STERILIZE HIM AT THE DOOR?

YOU MADE ME DO THAT, LEON.

Y- YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED|TO ME THAT WAY, LEON!

THINK FAST!|GEEZ, LEON. WAKE UP.

WE'RE HAVING A GAME|AT SCHOOL. WANNA PLAY?

HE CAN'T PLAY. HE'LL GET|ALL DIRTY. RIGHT, LEON?

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WHAT A SPAZ.|LET'S GO TO SCHOOL.

HELLO, PIN.

I KNOW THE DOCTOR DOESN'T LIKE ME|TALKING TO YOU WHEN HE'S NOT HERE.

COULDN'T I DO IT|JUST THIS ONCE?

I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS|TO TALK TO EXCEPT YOU...

AND URSULA- BUT SHE'S A GIRL,|SO IT'S NOT THE SAME.

YOU GO HOME, MARY.|I'LL LOCK UP.

I LEFT A MESS IN THE LAB.|DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

NOW, THOSE ARE|HEALTHY LUNGS.

ONE IS FROM YOUR MOTHER AND ME,|AND ONE IS FROM PIN.

- WHICH ONE'S FROM PIN?|- THE ONE WITH THE BLUE PAPER.

LET'S SEE WHAT PIN|GOT YOU.

THIS IS JUST THE KIND OF PRESENT|I'D EXPECT FROM PIN.

GOSH! WOULD YOU|LOOK AT THIS?

DO YOU THINK I'LL EVER|LOOK LIKE THIS?

IF YOU GET CAUGHT|WITH THAT-

I WON'T.

DO YOU THINK MOTHER|LOOKS LIKE THIS?

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT THING,|ANYWAY?

MARCIA BATEMAN. SHE FOUND|IT IN HER BROTHER'S CLOSET.

YOU MEAN SHE STOLE IT.

SHE'LL PUT IT BACK.

YOU KNOW MARCIA'S ALREADY|GROWING BREASTS?

THOSE AREN'T BREASTS.|THAT'S FAT. MARCIA'S A PIG.

SHE HAPPENS TO BE|MY FRIEND.

YOUR FRIEND'S A PIG.

YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH?

I WISH PIN COULD COME HERE|AND LIVE WITH US.

FATHER WOULDN'T LET HIM.|HE'S AN OFFICE DUMMY-

DON'T YOU EVER|CALL HIM THAT!

HE'S A STUPID DUMMY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING|IN THIS ROOM?

WHAT IS THAT?

YOU'RE BOTH REACHING AN AGE|WHERE CHANGES WILL OCCUR...

IN YOUR ATTITUDE|TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SEX.

THE REASON IS TO PREPARE YOU|TO BE MOTHERS AND FATHERS.

IF YOU DIDN'T BECOME MOTHERS AND|FATHERS THERE WOULDN'T BE BABIES,

AND THE HUMAN RACE|WOULD DISAPPEAR.

NATURE CAN'T ALLOW THAT.|SO SHE EQUIPS EACH OF US...

WITH A BIOLOGICAL NEED TO JOIN|TOGETHER AND CREATE NEW LIFE.

AND THAT IS WHY, JUST AS PEOPLE GET|THIRSTY FOR WATER, THEY GET THIRSTY FOR SEX.

DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS|BEFORE I CONTINUE?

DOES EVERY SINGLE PERSON|HAVE A NEED?

IF THEY'RE NORMAL, THEY DO.|ANY MORE QUESTIONS?

ALL RIGHT. LET'S BEGIN WITH|THE MALE SEXUAL APPARATUS.

LEON, TAKE THE TOWEL|OFF MY LAP.

LEON! DO IT!

I'LL DO IT.

HOW DID YOU LIKE|PIN'S LECTURE?

OH, MARCIA BATEMAN ALREADY|TOLD ME ALL THAT STUFF.

BUT NOT ABOUT THE NEED.

DO YOU THINK MOTHER AND FATHER|EVER HAVE THE NEED?

THEY MUST.|WE'RE HERE, AREN'T WE?

IT'S SO HARD|TO PICTURE.

I'LL BET YOU BEFORE THEY DO IT, MOTHER|WASHES HIS PENIS WITH SPIC & SPAN.

DO YOU EVER HAVE|THE NEED, LEON?

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