Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

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I'll be honest, Ferb.

I'm having a hard time

putting a positive spin on this.

But I guess that's life, huh?

One minute,

you're having the best day ever,

the next, you're being fed to a monster

the size of a two-car garage.

Yeah? Well, welcome to my life.

And everything started out so well

this morning.

Good morning, Perry.

Now that's the way to wake up.

This is gonna be the best day ever.

We consider every day a plus

To spend it with a platypus

We're always so ecstatic

'Cause he's semi-aquatic

Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus

Brings smiles to the both of us

Life's never fuddy-duddy

With our web-footed buddy

When we're brushing our teeth

It's better

Tying our shoes

It's better

Combing our hair

It's better

Like we're a cheese sandwich

And he's the cheddar

Blinking our eyes

It's better

Breathing in and out

So much better

Sitting in a chair

It's better

And taking a bath

Just a little bit wetter

Every day is such a dream

When it's started with a monotreme

He's duck-billed and he's beaver-tailed

and hairy

You know that he's hairy

Everything's better with Perry

Everything's better with Perry

Everything's better with Perry

Everything's better with Perry

Everything's better with Perry

Everything's better with Perry

Everything's better with Perry

It's better

And we just want to tell you, Perry

Everything's better with you

Better with you

Good morning, boys.

Happy anniversary, Perry.

Oh, that's right! Gosh.

I can't believe it's been five years.

I remember the day we first got you.

Come on, kids.

Pick out any pet you want.

Look, Phineas,

this one's looking at you!

And this one's looking at you, Ferb.

Why won't anything look at me?

Ferb! This one's looking at

both of us at the same time.

That thing? You're kidding, right?

Is there something I can do for you?

Yes. We'd like that one, please.

You'd like to adopt a platypus?

Is that what it is? Well, yes.

- May we have him, please?

- Okay.

What would you even name a platypus?

Of course, Ferb and I knew

exactly what to call you.

- Bartholemew!

- Bartholemew!

And then when we got you home,

we renamed you Perry

and gave you this locket.

Look how young we all were.

Hey, Jeremy.

You wanna go to the mall?

You know, I'd love to,

but my dad's taking me

to check out his old college today.

Booyah! Go Polecats! Booyah!

He's already set up an interview

with an academic advisor.

Can you believe that?

Gee, Jeremy, I forgot

you're a whole year older than me.

A trip to college?

That's... That's really great.

Okay, well, I'll talk to you later. Bye.

Jeremy! In the blink of an eye,

you'll be moving on

to the next phase of your life.

You'll be going to college

and wearing tweed jackets

with patches on the elbows.

You'll be so mature.

And look at me. I'm a child!

Jeremy, you'll see. I can mature.

Starting with taking this silly photo off.

Mr Miggins!

Have you been there the whole time?

All right, looks like the pitcher's ready.

And batter up!

Batter, batter, batter, swing!

Yes, sports fans,

that may be the best hit ever

in the history of platypult baseball.

And the crowd exhales loudly

through their mouths.

And Fletcher snags the pop fly.

He's out!

Hi, Phineas! What you doing?

Turning Perry's involuntary reflex

into a sporting event.

Hi, Perry, can I try?

Whoa, momma! Nice shot, Isabella.

Did someone lose a ball?

Yeah, we were just playing platypult.

I love platypus-themed sports.

You know, if we had two Perrys,

we could put a net between them

- and play platypult badminton.

- Who's Annette?

Ferb, that's it!

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