Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

Synopsis: Big Chris leads a chorus of characters from various animated children's television shows in a medley of seven songs.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Year:
2009
6 min
356 Views


Gutter Filth! Gutter Filth!

Gutter Filth!

Just a moment!

You should be on stage!

Hello, Jennifer!

Gutter Filth! Gutter Filth!

Gutter Filth!

Which one of you guys shot it here?

Forget it, man.

It was just a plastic cup.

Just plastic?

- He was pretty empty!

I do not care!

I'm sick of this f***ing mess.

It's rock and roll, man.

- I do not have to subject myself. I am an artist.

You are part of a group.

Come back and finish your set!

F*** f*** group and the rot

and that is to f*** you, Jennifer!

Jimmy! What are you doing?

Baby will ruin your career!

- It is not my career, is the band's career.

Stop it!

- I'll speak to Mia, tomorrow.

They set out to explode!

Are you kidding?

She believes in my talent.

- She believes in what's in your pants.

She knows that I can come back later.

- She is a f***ing star, Jimmy!

Well, she supports me more than you.

And you're still my friend, dammit!

Jimmy, wait!

Hello?

A mysterious phone call again.

Hello, how are you?

No, I can not go tonight.

I need the performance of Candy.

Yes ..

Okay, okay. Good.

By any day....

Listen, honey...

I can not go to the show tonight.

I have to go to Jennifer, we have to talk.

Hey...

You know how it is.

In this business we have to work hours without stopping.

Ask if she can go.

Then you can discuss it there.

Well .. there can be nothing to discuss,

with all that noise.

Go...

Hey, give Shouwei tonight.

I'll be rooting for you.

Thanks, we appreciate that.

The following are "The Fish Hoppers."

Thank you is a help to pay the bills we.

Yes, get out there and take a bebiba.

Health personnel.

It went very well.

How much do we win this time?

Here you go, ladies. Your payment.

- Great, a box of six!

I can not.

- Next time will be better.

Listen, Candy...

I'm sorry but I have not even won

enough to come here.

Sorry!

Hello!

- Hi ..

Great show.

Jen! Nice to see it?

- Really?

The meeting is over?

- What meeting?

Jim is not with you?

- No, I have not seen it.

After all it was just you, right?

- No, not me.

I just wanted to see you play.

I had planiado long ago.

And I never had time.

But now I had time, so... here I am.

F***ing liar.

Cheers!

For me.

And my solo career.

Cheers!

For you that can be greater than the Guther Filth

been or ever will be.

Where is your girlfriend?

She has a group.

Who cares?

I am a rock god!

What are you doing?

We give you a parting gift.

Outside my house, both.

And you, give me my keys back

dammit!

Keys!

The crazy world of rock 'n' roll

unfortunately, nothing is forever.

Jimmy Taranto

Guther Filth frontman...

left the group to

a solo career.

Talks on the sidelines of the industry that...

the relationship between group members is not good, "

since Jimmy left the stage...

after throwing a glass of beer to the public.

And a personal note:

Taranto ended their relationship

longtime...

with his girlfriend Candy Rock 'Morgan...

It was cosmic, men!

- Yes, thank you. Next!

I think I am, I guess.

Candy! Enter.

Hey, guys...

All Candy certainly know.

These are GB and Dee.

- Hey, guys.

Come on, Jennifer.

You can not be serious?

Jimmy always said she could not sing.

If this is right,

let's be cause of risotto in the industry.

No, I have only seen the play, e. ..

... She really is very good.

Also, think of the publicity that will be.

Do not do what Jimmy did.

- No, but...

Come on, give it a chance.

You have nothing to lose.

They can not be worse

than everyone else tonight?

Ok, let's rehearse "Feed Me, F*** Me,

Shut up and drive '.

This is in E major on bass.

- Yes, I know.

So when can you start?

Now, but I think this

is the only song of you, I know.

Hey! This is the latest addition to the rock scene!

Guther Filth, they gave up very well with

'Deeper And Deeper'...

... That seemed increasingly

were climbing the ladder of success...

when singer Jimmy Taranto

abandoned the group for a solo career.

After searching all

places to replace...

they finally found someone

it brings to their door.

They made an incredible move,

by Jimmy Taranto of replacing the...

his ex-girlfriend Candy Morgan!

Yes!

The record still does not know

how fans will react to it.

They will send their Guther Filth "back to their roots."

How about that?

Yes!

I told you that you have a nice ass?

About a million times, I think.

I can convince you not only by a

Instead of experiencing?

If ever you had one, you are not gonna want something else.

Probably. When you give up?

When I have the opportunity to add

my dick up your ass so good.

Sorry, honey.

You know I like to eat more hamburgers.

No hot dog.

Hi, Jen. What are you doing?

- Well, Dee. And you? - Good!

Hmm, this is a blouse of soft...

- Yes, but you can not borrow.

Please, I will not stretch.

And I wash it before returning it.

No!

I do not want you to use my clothes, no more time.

What you do in your free time is with you, darling.

But I do not want

know anything about it...

Hi I'd be much better if you...

Damn, GB!

Hi

These are for you.

Will help you against boredom.

Playing cards?

- No, it's the images you have.

These are cum-cards.

St. Jimmy's belongings.

Handles a woman or a man.

You take back to your hotel room.

And every time you come thou,

strip a card in the deck.

Adds a rocker in the van too?

Yes, definitely! Dee, otherwise

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Peter Kay

Peter John Kay (born 2 July 1973) is an English comedian and actor. Kay has written, produced, and acted in several television and film projects, and authored three books. Born and brought up in Bolton, Lancashire to a family of Irish descent, Kay studied media performance at the University of Salford. He began working part-time as a stand-up comedian, winning the North West Comedian of the Year award. In 1997 he won Channel 4's So You Think You're Funny contest and the following year was nominated for a Perrier Award for his show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. With his public profile raised, in 2000 he co-wrote and starred in That Peter Kay Thing for Channel 4. This resulted in a spin-off sitcom, Phoenix Nights, which ran for two series from 2001 to 2002, and in turn generated another spin-off, Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere, in 2004. In 2005, he recorded a promotional video in which he mimed to Tony Christie's 1971 hit "Is This the Way to Amarillo", which was re-released in aid of the Children In Need charity and credited to "Tony Christie featuring Peter Kay". The song reached number one in the UK Singles Chart. In 2008, he co-wrote and starred in Britain's Got the Pop Factor... and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice, a parody of reality television shows. As the series' fictional protagonist Geraldine McQueen, he released the single "The Winner's Song", which reached number two in the singles chart. His 2010–11 stand-up comedy tour was officially inaugurated into the Guinness World Records as the most successful of all time, playing to over 1.2 million people. He co-wrote and starred in Peter Kay's Car Share, a sitcom screened by the BBC for two series between 2015 and 2017. He also starred in the 2015 BBC sitcom Cradle to Grave. In 2016, Kay won the BAFTA TV Award for Best Male Comedy Performance, the BAFTA TV Award for Best Scripted Comedy and the National Television Award for Best Comedy for Car Share. He also received an honorary doctorate from the University of Salford. more…

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