Pathology
It's possible.
Get outta here.
Why, most women at one time or
another faked it.
Well, they haven't faked it with me.
Ohh, right right, I forgot,
you're a man.
You don't think that I could tell
the difference?
Oh, Ohh, Ohh...
Hey, you ok?
Oh, Ohh, Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh, Ohh...
Ohh, right there! Yes! Yes!
Ohh, Ohhh...
I want what she's having.
Yeah, we're going to hell.
F*** me, please.
You're bad.
I'm gonna be late for my flight.
I don't care.
- I can not see you for three whole months.
- Don't be a baby.
- I love you.
- Careful, I may just marry you and ruin your life.
You better...
Fine, go be with your...
dead people, Doctor.
Figuring out how they die is gonna help people.
Your hands are so cold.
Time's gonna feel like nothing ok.
I miss you already.
- Love you.
- And I love you.
T..Ted Gray?
- Ben Stravinsky.
- I am. Ben Stravinsky.
- Take it you'll be showing me around?
- Ted Gray, I'm all over it.
Here we are.
County morgue. Ze real banana.
If you check out from any unnatural or
unexplained cause within the city limits
will end up here.
As resident we get full access.
Ah right. This it Pathology Room No. 1.
It's been pretty slow lately, but holiday season's
around the corner, it should hopefully pick up.
Certain people around here couldn't
possibly be anymore annoying.
Beg your pardon?
- Oh no.
- What?
Some of these guys last year,
they decided that...
...they were gonna be God's
gift to this place.
Hey, you have a girlfriend?
As pathologists, we'll learn
the nature of disease and its causes...
its processes, development, consequences.
But far from more than that. I'd like to think that
the pathologists has offered a window to God if you will.
Now, it maybe said...
the pathology is a study in all things
human, save for the soul of course.
But it is in that particular branch of
pathology known as forensics
that we will delve into what it means
to be inhuman.
You will see the perversion...
and the corruption of the flesh
by all means unnatural.
By violence.
By toxins.
By madness.
And then we will work backwards,
always back...
To that original pristine design
to determine the offending cause of death.
Dr. Morris?
- Oh, you're...
- Hi.
Dr. Stravinsky, I want you
to hunt down Jake Gallo.
Tell him, I want to see him chop-chop.
Yes sir.
Ahh... quite a pleasure.
I've heard a great deal about you.
How was Africa?
Was a challenge. Quite humbling though.
- A very privileged year.
- Indeed.
I spoke to your future father-in-law this morning,
he's quite proud of you, you know.
And Gwendolyn.
Have had the chance to see her
since you've been home?
- Only briefly.
- Oh, that's a pity.
I have known that girl since she was
barely out of braces.
She's become quite a woman.
You are indeed privileged
Dr. Morris.
Dr. Gallo.
I would like you to meet Dr. Gray.
Hello Doctor Gray.
Ted comes to us top of his class from Harvard.
- Eighteen weeks at Bellview in New York city.
- Ohh, patient?
Before being accepted in the UNICEF program in Legos,
where he has been for the past four months.
Bleeding heart. I cut one of those
in half this morning.
Jake is our young... star in residents.
Single-handedly solved the Hordon family murders.
If it weren't for a little student intership,
I think the FBI would still be fingering around.
Damn.
I expect you two would get along quite well.
Doctors, this is a simple case of kidney failure.
Blood in the urine, general swelling.
Hey, look at his skin.
Looks like cheddar cheese.
- Excuse me. Pardon my interject.
- By all means.
- He may interject?
- Given the boy's medical history, I believe
he died during a state of hypoxia and asthma attack.
Fresh out of medical books.
Oh forgive me, that seems more like a hypercondural
conclusion than an answer for the deceased.
This last report, Daniel stated he's
been ridiculed at school for his weight.
The weight he started gaining when he began
taking Pediapred to treat an acute asthma condition.
You'll gonna notice there's no trace
of the steroid in blood or bladder.
- Blah blah blah blah blah.
- Is there a problem?
- Doctor please, continue.
- He stop taking the steroid.
In his mind the abuse he suffered from his peers
for being fat was worse than the asthma itself.
Finally during a field-trip to the zoo,
he died from a severe attack.
One can't disregard psychology
when forming a diagnosis.
Ted Gray! Home Run!
No question about it. Acute asthma.
Uhh... no.
I think it's coagulated nasal mucus.
Death by booger.
Sorry man, I didn't see you there.
You wanted to know if there was a problem?
- There is one. We don't like you.
- That's not a problem.
Yeah, so I met Dr. Morris today.
I think the guy still has a crush on you
or me.
Can't be too sure.
Yeah, yeah I'm st.. of course I'm still excited.
The place is beautiful.
The school's beautiful, everything's beautiful.
You're beautiful.
Hey, I gotta get up in four hours,
you're corrupting me.
Yeah, I love you too.
Bye.
Alright everybody, gather around.
I want you to meet my friend Carl.
- Hello Carl.
- Hey Carl.
Now several weeks back, his doctors
recorded that Carl
was experiencing frequent nauseous,
discomfort while urinating, dizziness.
- You're describing my weekend.
His symptoms increased in severity until
Carl decided it's was time to pay us a visit.
Jesus. You killed him.
Oh ohh Jesus!
Dr. Gray has quite nicely severed
the parametral tract.
Disconnecting Carl's nerve from his brain,
which had momentarily forgotten it was dead.
A decidedly entertaining although unnecessary
display of skill. Thank you, young man.
- Dr. Gray. Dr. Gray.
- Ted.
- Ted Gray
- Ben Stravinsky.
That was pretty over the top today huh?
Yeah.
- I'm sorry, you were saying?
- Oh... no... the whole...
- Take care.
- No, yeah.. of course, of course.
It's just like pap... it's pretty cool.
This is what we like to call the food stand.
You guys haven't even got that cage open yet?
Why are we here?
All of us. In here instead of out there.
Why?
Because we prefer the company.
This kind of company.
Am I right?
Vernish.
When I think about them, you know, out there...
...in their rooms, on the streets,
utilising public transportation...
...downloading pornography,
ordering their lives out of catalogs...
...shitting out processed foods,
cashing welfare checks...
...opining, bitching, moaning, consuming, copulating...
...and multiplying.
It makes me sick.
What we need, brothers and sisters,
is less of them
and more of this.
Don't you agree, Dr. Gray?
I can see your point,
not sure I agree.
Ah well, nobody's perfect.
Not even you, Dr. Gallo.
- Ohh God!
- You don't wanna be cutting into the poop pipe, kid.
That stuff will kill you.
Well, we gotta go at some point right?
In that case, wanna come and join us?
We're heading to Thirteen Stones.
Ohh... doctors' in.
Mother f***er...
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