Our Man in Havana

No, thank you.

Shoeshine?

Pretty girl?

Dirty movie?

Palace of Art?

Atomic pile cleaner?

I didn't know science had got that far.

Oh, it works off the light plug,

the same as all the others.

Did you want a vacuum cleaner?

In a way.

I'll meet you in the Wonder Bar, Doctor.

- Your name?

- Hasselbacher.

- Profession?

- Doctor.

What is this about?

- Nationality?

- German.

Papers.

What is this about?

I am Captain Segura.

Your papers.

Who was the Englishman with you?

Mr. Wormold, an old friend.

I do not mean Mr. Wormold. The other.

I do not know him. He's a customer.

Very well.

- It's air-powered.

- What?

- Air-powered.

- What does that mean?

Well, what it says, air-powered.

This funny bit here, what's that for?

- That's a two-way carpet nozzle.

- Why two-way?

Well, you push or you pull.

The things they think up.

Do you do pretty well?

There's not much electric power

since the troubles began.

- When?

- About the time Queen Victoria died.

This is a snap-action coupling.

This is a faulty part.

- Lopez...

- Here, let me try.

- You have a pretty daughter. Where is she?

- School.

How old is she?

- Isn't her name Milly?

- Excuse me.

- This is the Midget Make-Easy.

- Make what easy?

The full name is Midget Make-Easy

Air-powered Suction Small Home Cleaner.

- You are British, aren't you?

- Yes.

- British passport and all that?

- Yes, why?

Enjoyed our chat.

I'll be seeing you again. Here or there.

- He never intended to buy.

- What did he want, then?

Perhaps if you hadn't been British,

he would have asked you to get him a girl.

Thank you.

Capt. Segura asked me about that man.

- Segura?

- The Red Vulture himself.

- Did he buy anything?

- He said he'd see me later.

Well, leave him to Lopez.

He can get along without you,

like my patients can get along without me.

People have to get ill.

They don't have to buy vacuum cleaners.

But you charge more.

And get 20% for myself.

You can't save much on that.

- This is not an age for saving, Mr. Wormold.

- I must, for Milly.

- Couldn't her mother help out?

- I don't know where she is.

Give me another daiquiri.

I've no money on me.

Daiquiri.

- I could manage a small loan.

- It's not that.

It's just that I don't want Milly

to grow up in an atmosphere like this.

Civil war, men like Segura.

I want a whole different life for her.

A finishing school in Switzerland,

a house in Kensington...

and an Anglo-Saxon husband

with 2,000 pounds a year and no mistress.

My worry is a long-term worry.

Then it's not worth calling a worry.

We live in an atomic age.

Press a button. Poof! Bang!

Milly.

She's been shopping again.

Girls grow up early in the tropics,

even in a convent school.

The teach her things I don't understand.

They've even given her an American accent.

Sometimes when I'm with her,

I feel like a foreigner.

Don't you ever worry about anything?

- I am interested in life.

- So am I.

No. You are interested in a person,

not in life.

But people die or leave us.

I am interested in scientific living things.

Now, I have an experiment which has to do

with the blueness of cheese...

which can be important

and which will never die.

Do you remember the day when she set fire

to Thomas Earl Parkman Jr...

and they had to push him in the fountain

to put him out?

She was only 13 then.

She grew up so quickly.

Sometimes I wish

she'd set fire to someone again.

She will.

And I don't mean in that way.

Everything under control, Lopez?

- Had a good day, Father?

- Not so bad. And you?

I got top marks today in dogma,

and in morals.

- But I did best on venial sin.

- I dare say.

- Got this for your collection.

- Thank you.

I've asked Dr. Hasselbacher

for your birthday.

I thought we might go to a nightclub.

- Can we go to the Shanghai theater?

- Certainly not.

I can't think

how you've even heard of the place.

At school things get around.

Do you mind if the potatoes all have eyes?

I got them at a bargain price.

They'd rather look that way, don't they?

Have you decided

what you want for your birthday?

Really and truly, there's nothing I want.

Did you know

it's much cheaper to buy mustard in a tube?

- I'm starting an economy drive.

- Milly, you've been shopping.

There is one thing I want. I thought

we might count it as a Christmas present.

And next year's, and the year after that.

Now, don't tell me you want a Jaguar.

Oh, no. Not a car. This would last for years.

It might, in a way, save petrol.

Milly, what have you bought?

You must know?

Where's the horse?

She's awfully cheap.

I got all the accessories on credit.

You haven't any credit. I had to lend you $3

for that pendant of St. Seraphina.

- Guess what she's called.

- How can I?

Seraphina.

Capt. Segura's offered me free stabling

at the country club.

How on earth do you know Capt. Segura?

He gives me lifts home.

- Do you know what they call him?

- The Red Vulture.

I know. He tortures prisoners.

But he never touches me.

He just sings sad songs about flowers,

and death, and one about a bull.

You aren't in love, are you,

with this Capt. Segura?

I don't give a darn about Capt. Segura.

It's Seraphina I care about.

She's 15 hands and has a mouth like velvet.

Everybody says so. Feel.

$150,000 for three years?

There won't be any difficulty

with a business like yours.

Just you stop in any time

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