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Music ‘Hear you out in: 10:00:32
Music ‘1G01’ in: 10:00:32
10:00:32 EXT. LANE'S HOUSE. NIGHT.
A nineteen fifty's style semi detached house- Hexagon, white conservatory and small flat roof
above the doors, large double window above on the second floor.
00:35 On screen BBC logo
10:00:38 INT. GEORGIE'S BEDROOM. LANE'S HOUSE. NIGHT
Georgie is lying in bed asleep.
10:00:47 EXT. LANE'S HOUSE. NIGHT
We see a figure skulking around in the dark. He starts to clamber onto the roof of the single story
10:01:31 INT. GEORGIE'S BEDROOM. LANE'S HOUSE. NIGHT
We see the figure of Georgie under the duvet, not stirring.
We see the shape of a man outside. He starts to quietly prize open the window.
The man stealthily climbs in through the bedroom window. He looks around and sees the
sleeping figure. He creeps towards the bed.
He is about to throw off the duvet when someone grabs him from behind and with skillful
ruthlessness twists the assailants arm up his back and forces him face down onto the bed.
We now see it is Georgie that has attacked him and the figure in the bed, merely pillows.
Music ‘1G01’ out: 10:02:17
(whispers menacingly into his ear)
Elvis? Now I'm gonna kill you.
You know I could get out of this but it would involve
inflicting much pain upon your personage.
With expertise and speed, Elvis is able to flip Georgie onto the bed and pin both her arms above
her head. Georgie screams.
Hi… We're getting married tomorrow!
Huh huh! No. The day after tomorrow.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
02:33 (throwing a glance at her clock seeing it's after
Oh no shit, no it is tomorrow.
Hey listen when I'm done here, I gotta get back babe…
No… Uh. Uh. Uh…
I've gotta a full on day. I have got to bring the car back to
London to try my suit on.
02:43 When you've done here'! You cheeky bastard.
Music ‘1G02’ in: 10:02:47
He starts to kiss her. He carries on kissing her. She finds it hard to resist.
10:03:32 INT. MAX & GRACE'S BEDROOM. LANE'S HOUSE. NIGHT
Georgie's parents are lying in bed, listening to love making in the room next door.
Music ‘1G02’ out: 10:03:40
Do you think when they're married he'll still be sneaking
in her bedroom window?
They'll be in married quarters so he won't need to.
Can I go through my speech one more time?
No. Just go to sleep.
03:55 Bloody good though, isn't it? Moving and hilarious?
(for the millionth time)
Yes love. Oh gross! I prefer list to your speech than
them bonking next door.
Music ‘1G03’ in: 10:04:10
Max beams. The sounds in the room next door continue.
10:04:11 EXT. LANE'S HOUSE. DAY.
10:04:15 INT. LANE'S HOUSE. STAIRS. DAY
Elvis is creeping down the stairs. Suddenly he becomes aware of someone at the bottom staring
up at him, with faux disapproval.