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Hey, food is here.

Oh great!

Okay. Who has the personal

pepperoni and mushrooms?

Who's got the spaghetti?

That's me.

Here is your large pizza.

Is there anything else

I can get you guys?

All right guys, here is to

our new boss, John Wilde.

Hear! Hear! Hear!

Thank you!

Oh, would you guys mind

if I ask the Lord

to bless the meal?

Hey Allen, don't you know that

religion isn't appropriate

Well, hey it's my party

and I say, go right ahead Allen.

Dear Heavenly Father, we ask

You to bless this meal

before we receive it.

Look over John as he steps into

his new leadership position.

Lord, give him wisdom

to make the strong,

tough choices that certainly

lie ahead with his new role.

And we ask this in

Your Holy Name, Amen!

I should have gotten the

pizza, that looks good!

Parmesan.

Come on!

That's good!

Thank you!

Again, John, congratulations

on your promotion!

You really,

really do deserve it.

Thank you! Thank you!

I'm a little too young

for this position,

but you know I really

worked hard to get here.

About every other

night this past year.

And that's a bad thing?

She never hounds me

about the late hours,

when I forget to put

the toilet seat down.

Man, there you go talking

about your wife again.

Hope one day I find

someone like that.

I mean, seriously, they all

seem nice at first but then...

Hey kid, take it from me, enjoy

your freedom while you can.

I've been married

eight years now

and all I think about are

the ones that got away.

I'm surprised to

hear you say that.

You mean to tell me there's

never been a girl in your life

that you don't think

about every now and then?

But that was so long

ago, and we were just kids.

A lost love, huh?

Hey, do you know

what she's up to now?

Guys, I think we can

cut him a little slack;

He's a happily

married man, okay, gosh!

Thank you!

Plus, that ship sailed

a long time ago.

No, it hasn't.

I mean, come on,

this is the Internet age,

we're just a few mouse

clicks away from finding out

I can't do that, I'm married.

So am I, but I have a ton of old

flames I still talk to online.

Yeah, socialfriendpages.com.

Hey, as long as you keep it

in cyber land, it's all good.

All I'm saying is this

is the 21st Century,

what used to be taboo

is now par for the course.

I really don't

believe that, do you?

It's really getting

kind of really late,

I should be getting home.

Yeah, all right, let's...

let's settle up then.

The least I can do is

buy my new boss dinner.

Hey, quit sucking

up to the new boss.

Oh, you'll have your turn.

Oh, thank you!

Is this my welcoming committee?

Yeah?

Don't be too excited to see me.

It's okay.

Hey!

You've been holding

down the fort?

Looks like you have.

No way!

[BELL RINGING]

Hi.

How did I get so lucky?

Maybe you did a lot of praying

when you were younger.

Maybe I did, I am

the son of a preacher.

You don't always act like it.

Let's get out of here.

You know, I cannot wait to spend

the rest of the day with you.

Just the day?

Did I say day?

I meant the rest of my life.

Check in my...

Charlie, you scared me.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Sleepyhead, come on,

wake up, wake up,

I made you breakfast.

I don't want to wake up.

I just want eight more hours.

You know, I just don't think

it would look very good

for the new Senior Executive

to be late on his first day.

Feel better?

Now, come on, get up.

Come on, let's go, come on!

Hey, then you're going

to make me late, let's go.

No babe, I'm serious, I have

an 8 o'clock with Timmy Smitts

and he's got tonsillitis

and I'm ready to see

if those things

are ready to come out.

Don't make me use this.

You wouldn't dare.

Come on, your breakfast

is getting cold.

Good morning Mr. Wilde!

Very funny with the

Mr. Wilde stuff.

When Steve Jacobs was boss

we didn't call him Steve,

we called him Mr. Jacobs.

Yeah, but that guy was like 70.

Yeah, well, you're

management now Mr. Wilde,

it's only proper.

I think you're right.

Where is the Taylor file?

I told you it needed to be

on my desk by this morning.

John, you said we had until

this afternoon on that one.

So it's John now?

Is that how you

address your new boss?

I'm sorry Mr. Wilde, I'll

get that file right away.

[LAUGHS]

Yeah, very funny John.

Hey, that's Mr. Wilde.

She wants me to call her?

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Hey!

John!

Hey, what are you doing,

I love this song?

There's something

I need to tell you.

My dad told me yesterday

that we're moving to France.

What, France?

And we have to move to where

the new plant is going to be

No, no, no, this

can't be happening.

There's nothing

I can do about it John,

I have to go with my family.

Adrianna, you're my...

And you're mine.

I promise we'll be

together again someday.

Adrianna!

[CELLPHONE BUZZING]

What am I doing?

I'm married,

happily married.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

All right!

Now, open up and say aaa.

Hmm, what would you say

if I were to give a lollipop?

Aaaa.

[LAUGHING]

You're so good

with them Dr. Wilde.

Oh, call me Mary please.

So do you have any

children of your own?

No, not yet, but trust me, this

office keeps me plenty busy.

And what about your husband,

does he want any kids?

John would be wonderful

with children, it's just...

we're just both really

busy right now, you know?

Well, looks like those tonsils

are ready to come out,

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