
One Night at McCool's
# A wanted man in California #
# A wanted man in Kansas City #
# A wanted man in Ohio #
# A wanted man in Mississippi #
# A wanted man in old Cheyenne #
# Wherever you might look tonight #
# You might see this wanted man #
Bingo caller:
N-43.
Four-three on the "N".
# There's somebody set to grab me #
# Wherever you might look tonight #
# You might get a glimpse of me #
# A wanted man in California #
- And D-48,
That's "D" over the 4-8...
# A wanted man in Ohio #
# A wanted man in Mississippi #
# A wanted man in old Cheyenne #
# Wherever you might look tonight #
# You might see this wanted man #
Ahem! Psst!
Um, looks like we might
get some rain.
Bingo caller:
N-40, that's40 under the "N".
Huh?
The -
Oh, I'm sorry, I -
My mistake, I thought
you were someone else.
No, no, wait a minute,
kid, kid, kid...
I forgot what
I was supposed to say,
Y'know, like, uh...
"The rain's good
for the farmers,"
"Grow some crops,"
some shit like that.
Mr. Burmeister?
Yeah, Burmeister. Sit down.
Oh, hey, I, uh -
I brought the money.
Pss-pss-pss- later.
Oh! Yeah.
You're dealing with a professional here.
Bingo.
Hey, a man's
gotta do somethin'.
Besides, it's
too early in the day
to be chasin' pussy.
Carl Harding. Sorry I'm late.
It's your hour.
50 minutes. But who's counting, right?
So, Carl, why don't you -
I'm sorry, before we begin,
Um, please make sure that
the bills go to my office,
not to my house.
- Sure.
- Thank you.
So why don't you
start at the beginning,
and tell me why
you've come to see me.
Right.
You wanna hear about
my mom and my childhood,
is that the kinda shit
you're looking for?
If that's why you're here.
No, it's not.
What do I look like?
Just to set
the record straight,
I Just made partner
at the second-largest law firm
in the state,
so I'm doing very well, thank you.
So I don't
mean to brag, but you asked.
No I didn't.
- Okay.
So you're here because...?
- I'm here because
I've got this thing
going on with a woman -
not my mom!
It's not.
# A wanted man in Albuquerque #
# A wanted man in Tallahassee #
# A wanted man in Baton Rouge #
Got a minute?
Uh, in a second.
Come on.
I hope this
is important, Charlie,
I've got Junior choir practice
in twenty minutes.
I need to talk.
This won't keeptill confession?
I really need some helpwith this.
Is it a woman?
Charlie:
I'm so glad you could helpme with this.
I don't know what to do,
I knew you'd helpme
sort this out.
I'm here for you, Charlie,
no matter what it is.
Now, Just take your time,
and tell me everything
about this woman.
I got all day.
I don't usually do
this sort of thing.
Uh-huh.
I've never done this before, y'know?
That's okay, sweetie.
You can start with the next game
on the green sheet.
It's four-card crazy bingo.
Ten dollars.
Lemme get two cups of coffee, please.
Oh, uh, yeah. Two cups for me, too.
O-76...
0-55, 0-5-5.
Y- y-you gotta know, um...
I got my reasons for doing this.
Well, that's nice.
- See, not too long ago,
my life was goin' along Just fine.
I was happy...
Mm-hmm.
Well, maybe I wasn't happy,
but, y'know, I was content.
I had a Job, I had friends...
I had a house...
I had everything but -
That steady bang, huh?
"She," the squeeze, the girlfriend -
whatever you wanna call a chick.
Yeah, right.
And then I met her...
This whole thing
started one night at McCools
The place was packed,
even my cousin Carl was there,
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