One by Two
- Year:
- 2014
- 139 min
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Excuse Me!
Could you get out of my way?
Thank You!
Move out, will you! Thank You.
And you of course, had to come
and block the camera!
Hey! Guys! Guys! Mihir! Amit!
Dance my little monkeys!
Dance for spare change!
Yeah Amit, dance!
- Very good. Sing a song
- Ok, that's enough now, Shaila.
- Yeah, sing Amit.
-no, no, that's enough.
- Radhoo, my Radhoo
- Yeah, sing Amit.
- Amit won't sing anymore.
- Amit will sing
- It was fine in college, but now kind of bad.
- It wasn't even fine in college.
- Ranjan Sadanah?
- He's right here...Jonathan, save me!
Dance?
Here Born baa, take the camera from me!
- What happened? She left you?
- So what are you gonna do about it?
Amit's girlfriend
left him and went away.
Aww! Amit is getting all teary eyed!
Hey, Amit! Where you going?
- Bombaa, give me the camera!
- Hey! Amit! Amit!
- Look, it's Radhika
- Stop following me around!
- Aww! Show me how you cry, Amit!
- Leave me alone. Stop following me around!
- Ok, enough!
Where the air is intoxicating
Where the ambience is like a drug
Where the earth indulges in madness
And the sky sways to it's own beat
Shine a lantern, light the way
Search your heart out
You ain't gonna find
another place like this
Where even the moon
goes for a vacation
That's the kind of city I live in.
Everyone's busy running the rat race
So is the change
Why waste it on unhappiness
When it's the little
moments that count.
Everyone's alone in the crowd
Following their own little trail
Shine a lantern, light the way
Search your heart out
You ain't gonna find
another place like this
Where even the moon
goes for a vacation
That's the kind of city I live in.
- A drink in the name of affection.
-(Bravo! Bravo!)
A drink in the name of affection
A drink in the name of love
A drink in the name of affection
A drink in the name of love
- A drink in the name of the faithful
-(Excellent! Bravo!)
A drink in the name of the faithful
A whole damn bottle
in the name of the unfaithful
Excellent! Excellent!
You're great!
in the name of friends.
Well done Sir, excellent!
- Thank you for suffering through that.
That was my Uncle - (Assistant
Commissioner of Police)ACP Dhawan,
our family's self-proclaimed
King of Comedy.
And up next is Inspector Chowgle.
Whose poem is titled
"Round and Round,
what's this I Found?"
Round and Round, what's this I found?
For you, a familial love abounds
Round and Round what's this I found?
Sometimes a roti,
sometimes a chapatti,
Sometimes a wrap, sometimes a roll
WOW!
Round and Round, what's this I found?
Round and Round, what's this I found?
Precious to my plate
Precious to my plate
From the fields of Punjab and Haryana,
A harvest so great.
Listen hard to my lines,
Experience the pain oh so fine!
Of each grain milled with harsh stone
Of each grain milled with harsh stone,
Into the fire of
my cooktop it's thrown
The dough as soft as satin
The dough as soft as satin
A gastronomical ecstasy
only you can imagine
And all round there
is only one chant -
Round Round, What's this I found,
Round Round, What this I found.
(Bravo! Bravo!)
- Thank You.
Well Done!
And now
Hawaldar More
It's said that if you truly love
someone, you should set them free.
If they come back,
then it's true love.
But if Inspector Chowgle
frees her round and round roti,
The stray dogs in the alley
below will rip the roti to shreds
Hungrily attack that poor round thing
and won't even bother to burp after.
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