Ole dole doff

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EENY, MEENY, MINY, MOE

and pupils from class 6C et.al. in Sorgenfri school in Malm

In you go!

Manuscript

Adapted on the novel "n sjunker" by Clas Engstrm

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And now he closes the door.

Good morning.

Good morning, sir.

Sit down.

The Lord is my shepherd,

I shall not be in want.

He makes me lie down in green pastures,

he leads me beside quiet waters.

he restores my soul.

He guides me in paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

"It is told in the Bible"

"that Peter and Jesus once had

a conversation with one another"

"and then Peter said to Jesus: ..."

... dwell in the house of the LORD my whole life long.

You in the first row please will you distribute these.

Don't forget to not give... I mean don't forget to give ...

- The denominations.

- Yes, don't forget to give the denominations.

And remember ... No whispering.

Anyone who whispers must hand over his test paper at once,

and he will fail.

If anyone has anything to ask, do it now!

OK, you can begin.

Do we have to give the denominations?

Do listen, will you. I just told you that.

Yes, you must.

For how long can we keep on?

It's written on the paper.

Pardon, what's up?

What did I tell you?

What's up with Monika?

Huh?

Don't you feel well?

Anyone is whispering?

Was it Jan? Per-Arne?

Is it Anita?

Who whispered? Tell me ...

Don't mess with that now.

Mikael you can hand over your math test immediately.

Please.

- Go ahead the rest of you.

Put it on my desk.

- I was just borrowing his eraser.

Dont you hear? Hand over your math test, you bloody brat!

I was just borrowing his eraser.

Just for once, I try to be consistent.

And it all ends up as a failure.

- No gravy, please.

- Why?

Gravy is delicious.

- Not too much of the fish.

Not too much? But fish is so very healthy.

- You are scanty with the gravy.

"Scanty with the gravy." What talk is that?

Well, here you are then.

You dropped your fish, Tommy!

Leave it! Don't pick up food from the floor.

- Fish!

- And my mother has said that I mustn't eat that, the girl said.

- But if you tell her to try, she must try.

No she started crying.

Those are your sweet kids.

Silence!

You must be silent!

Make these children be quiet. They are awful.

"Higher; a bit higher still."

"That's better."

Look here, you ought to see this.

"This is how a life begins; a life in this world."

- Do you have to work with those books every evening?

- "before she should deliver it did start 38 weeks ago."

I never said that one should not have children.

But neither is it obvious.

Before our marriage, you asked me

if I would like to have a child with you.

But I have already explained all that.

It was a quoting from literature.

So that was nothing but idle talk?

"By then hundreds of millions of sperms were on the march."

It was just empty words then?

At that time I meant what I said but ...

You just wanted to go to bed with me, as all men do.

But you don't have the guts to say it.

At least at that time you had a desire.

- "Sperms are fast swimmers; no less than 10 to 20 cm/hour."

- You didn't really want to marry me.

- "Not very imposing you say"

-"but if they were humans"

"that would equal 100 lengths in a 50-metre pool."

- I'm not an intellectual.

That's possible. Mmm ...

Possible. That's possible? What kind of talk is that?

Don't start this all over again, damn it.

I'm dead tired.

I have so bloody much to do that I won't cope.

I think I'll have to get rid of my guitar.

Do you want to have a little child with me?

What?

Well, it was just a joke.

It's a literary quote I read somewhere.

- How many children do you have?

Two.

Frankly I'd like to have many more.

Children are wonderful.

Why do people have children? For the child's own sake?

And what does the not-yet-begotten child want?

Does it want to attend elementary school?

Become a professor?

Have a supplementary pension?

Never have to be scared. Does it want to sleep?

Why don't you have children?

Because I'm fearful.

Don't you have class at this hour?

I'm on my way for the swimming-hall with the children.

And you?

Well, my kids have woodcraft,

so I'm free from the creeps at the moment.

Aren't you going draw something you as well?

I cannot.

O yes you can. Have a go.

A nice variety you have there, not bad at all.

It makes room for ... for imagination.

Shouldn't you sit down for a while and paint, Bengt?

I cannot paint.

O yes you can.

Make a test painting. Just make some colour strokes ...

Yes, that one is finished.

Like the one Mikael has done; just some vivid colours.

Finish that one and then paint a bird.

What is that supposed to be?

You are crazy!

Sir!

Look what Bengt has done. He's so darn peevish.

Apologize to her.

Go to your place. Go to your place!

Go and sit down at your own desk.

Bloody hell.

What are you saying?

What did you say?

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Go and sit down.

And make something!

Do you hear me?

Dip your paintbrush in the ... in the cup immediately!

And paint something!

Dismissed.

Bengt, you remain.

Hurry up.

And what about us now? Eh?

It's just as awkward for me this incident.

What would you have done in a situation like this?

Eh?

Wouldn't you have told me to apologize?

Do you think that I treat you incorrectly?

Do you think I'm unfair? Eh?

What do you say; shouldn't we try being friends after all?

And be on civil terms?

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