Oh Marbella!

Synopsis: Welcome to Marbella, the original Costa del Sol paradise for the rich and famous and for those wishing they were. It's where the crazy worlds of dreamers, nudists, killers and anti goat hurlers collide to spectacular effect and where trusting your `natural` instincts can have the most amazing results!
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Piers Ashworth
88 min


Subtitle by Chalma

My bikini!

Do not know stars,

come here on holiday?


Then who are you, Tina?

- I'm Monica!

- Monica?

From "Friends".

- Then that means I'm Brad Pitt.

- Rather, Joey, Dave!

Look luggage! Excuse me!

Make room, the doctor comes!

Come on, girl!

What you have here,


Do not have it, buddy.

But if we had,

I took it with me.

Of course, honey, do not worry.

I'll call you first thing tomorrow, right?

I love you!

Was his wife.

A number of England called

and called me here in Spain.

Amazing what technology can do today, right?

A nice vacation!

I can not believe it!

Harvey, avocatelul that crappy,

is away on holiday!

Is about to destroy half of the labor force,

and he is concerned about getting a tan.

Like I set " without phones "


Settled and " without cigarettes ".

- What about fish?

- What?

Millions of fish are killed every day.

Nobody wears shirts that says " fish are killed ".

I'm vegetarian, so I eat fish


But crustaceans?

Goddamn those are not even the right to appeal.

Are thrown alive into boiling water.

What are you doing about it?

I can not believe what he did!

Let's respect the plan,


Relax and forget all our problems

until Monday.

You're right.

I can not do anything there.


Every day on the way to work,

have to walk past those fancy restaurants

serving seafood.

You know, those where fish aquariums

set right in the window.

I saw some lobsters,

with their clestisorii open,

who could not defend in any way.

Last week, I met

with a friend of mine,

I entered the restaurant

And I broke all those tanks

and I released.

Are you going to May release

other lobsters as we stay there?

Might, but first,

is relaxing.

I want to get in contact with local culture.

Men in tights pink,

that torment innocent bulls.

Do not think that can be called culture.

- Not to mention bullfighting.

- Yes? It can be worse. Check it out!

May do something else.

Sacrifice and goats.

Happen in a small village near Marbella


At the end of a so-called Sarabia

take innocent goat and threw the rock,

to kill her. If he's lucky.

F***ing hell!

- You know what?

- Yes?

- This is terrible!

- Tell me about it?

- Someone should do something.

- That's why I'm here.

I wish you a pleasant holiday.

I remember your name!

Nice to meet you.

My name is Darren.

Machine is opposite.

I'll take the bag.

I have to give way to the air conditioning.

- Yes?

- To be cool.

- And you say you heard of me?

- If you've heard?

You're a legend, what the hell & apos; !

- Watch your language!

- Sorry!

When we were little and made many silly

what happens quite often, so said my father


" next time you do that, you little bastard

. .. , "

" ... I'm gonna tell Ronnie Ackerman. "

scare us to death.

I heard you retired.

Yes. This is a final contract.

There was an operation that I need money.

Some older issues.

In the past 10 years, Jack Winters

lived at the expense of others.

All you need is here, Ronnie.



Look, Teen, that's us.

Five stars, I said. Five stars!

- Hi!

- Hello!

- Name

- Jenkins.

... Jenkins...


Hotel that had to be accommodated...

... was already booked by another travel agency.

But doing nothing.

I already called a taxi to take you to another hotel

which happens to be one of the most popular destinations


- It's cute?

- Yes.

Is around the corner, will you explain them.



Hello, hello, holla,

gutten tag and the rest & apos;...!

Welcome to "The Natural"!

Here you go!

I booked in the name of Curtis.

- As Tony Curtis?

- No, Ashley Curtis.

What a shame!

My favorite movie is "

Some like it hot" with Jack Lemmon.

Liked me in "Sweet Smell of Success".

Well, nobody's perfect.

I imitated Tony Curtis.

Actually, I would rather look like Ringo

, right?

I go to prepare a welcome package.

Why not take a look around in the meantime


I think you'll like it here.

I apologize for the delay.

Everything is ready.

- Excuse us a minute, Ringo.

- Of course.

- What is it?

- How?

I've seen those people!

- There was a little strip...

- They were naked!


An exorbitant amount paid monthly so that you may remove a tumor,

but when you make a call,

not have signal!

We can not afford to walk all over Marbella crazy


to find a hotel.

-'re Not suggesting you sit here?

- What could be the problem?

Is unnatural!

Ash, I had a long, hard day.

I want to sleep.

If you have to get naked

for this, not to die.

Okay, okay...

But I could not close an eye here.

I go, whether you're ready or not.

Does this mean you're not ready.

I can not believe it, teen!

I made so much money,

that we put in a cell!

How does the bathroom?

Sun travel agency.

I'm going straight to the manager

and I ask him to give us a bigger room

right now!

Look, Teen,

shows a large corner!

- Hell & apos; ! That's not my bag.

- Kidding!

Why are we always the case?

This should be my dream vacation.

We've been here less than an hour,

and it turned into a nightmare.

Why is this?

I know why.

Because we are losers!

Do not say that!

- We are f***ing losers!

- We're not losers!

I just had a little bad luck.

You're right.

Deserve more and I assure

I get you this.

I have a new credit card.

Left here, we find another elegant


You are all Marbella,

a 6 star hotel.

I'll get out of here first thing tomorrow


And why not now?

For now go to buy bikinis.

The best, most expensive, sexiest bikini

that we can find in Torremolinos.

I love you, Dave.

- How can we help?

- I am an artist.

My job is to look at beautiful women.

Sorry , but

your beauty makes me feel a little weird,

so if you faint,

you do me mouth to mouth?


- Want to have sex?

- No.

Mind if I lie down and let me f*** you?

F*** you!

It's your lucky day, right?

Began downright awful.

I met a chick absolutely wonderful airport.

Gave me flake.

Is a girl of those, as they say...

not eat meat,

not eat fish or chicken.


So, vegetarian.

Maybe you should try your luck there.

Looks good, right?

- Later, dude!

- Good luck!

Good! How are you?

This is the replica of Joey,

in "Friends".

Do you want to dance?



Nothing? No?


Everywhere is full.

It's a nightmare.

Hello? Good morning!

Do you have rooms?

Just for tonight.

A room with one bed

is very good.

Thank you.

Hell & apos; !

Need to keep your aggression


Is under control.

Allow me to introduce you to the last

breakthrough for treating stress.

Weed St. John.

Calm . Valium. Xanax.


Has a name?

I go to the pool!

Do not even think about it.

- What to think?

- the two of us we could compare.

Trust me, are much higher.

size is not everything.

Right, but the problem is

and reliability.

You have a lot going on.

I have a button on / off

and four batteries.

- I also have other qualities.

- Let her see.

What I got to speak with a dildo speaker?

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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