
Oh, God! Book II
- PG
- Year:
- 1980
- 94 min
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WHAT A MESS.
EVERY TIME I LOOK
LOOKING DOWN.
MILLIONS OF PLANETS,
ALWAYS BEEN A PROBLEM.
WHY THAT ONE?
I KNOW WHY.
PEOPLE. I HAD TO PU PEOPLE ON IT.
LET'S SEE, UM...
[THUNDER]
PLEASE, NOT NOW.
I'M THINKING.
TRACY. DON'T FORGE TO WEAR YOUR HAT.
BYE, MOM.
TRACY.
YOUNG LADIES DO.
AND BESIDES, HATS
ARE COMING BACK.
OH, MOTHER.
WHO KNOWS WHERE:
HE'LL TAKE YOU?
HE'S MY FATHER,
HE'S TAKING ME--
TO A MOVIE AND:
A CHINESE RESTAURANT.
HE ALWAYS DOES.
WELL...
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.
IN FACT,
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
HI, SHINGO.
THINK FAST.
WANT TO PLAY?
I CAN'T. I'M GOING
WITH MY FATHER.
TO THE MOVIES:
WOULD SPLIT...
BUT JAPANESE PARENTS
WOULD NEVER SPLIT.
WHY NOT?
THEY JUST DON'T.
PRETTY GOOD:
FOR A GIRL.
[HORN HONKS]
HEY, HOW'S MY BABY?
OK.
GOOD.
THANK YOU.
CAN YOU:
GET THE DOOR?
OK.
SO, UH,
HOW'S SCHOOL?
FINE.
FINE.
OUT TODAY, YOU KNOW?
DOUBLE EGG ROLLS,
EXTRA FORTUNE COOKIE,
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
I GOT A NEW:
SPAGHETTI ACCOUNT.
YOU READY?
THAT'S IT?
COME ON,
NOW IMAGINE IT--
THERE'S A BIG PO OF REALLY RICH
TOMATO SAUCE BUBBLING.
SUDDENLY, OUT OF I COME TWO REALLY
DELICIOUS-LOOKING
STRANDS OF SPAGHETTI,
RIGHT? THEN--
PAH TAH T-T-TAH TAH
P-T-TAH TAH
THEY BREAK:
TO A DISCO BEAT.
DANCING SPAGHETTI?
WELL, MR. TENESTO
LIKES IT.
THEN I LIKE IT, TOO.
YOU'RE NOT ASKING
WHAT I BROUGHT YOU?
THANKS.
THAT'S IT? THANKS?
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO OPEN IT?
YOU OPEN IT,
AND A BIG SNAKE:
JUMPS OUT, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
OH, DADDY.
YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING
HAPPY BIRTHDAY:
TO YOU...
WANT TO SEE?
ATTACK FROM:
THE HIDDEN PLANET.
OH, NO, TRACY. NO ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE.
TERRIFIC.
YOU SAID THAT ABOU THE ONE LAST WEEK.
SOME THRILLER.
IN ONE SECOND,
A PLANT TURNS:
INTO A PERSON?
COME ON, TRACY.
FROM ANOTHER PLANET.
I MEAN,
THEIR SPIRITS DID.
WHAT SPIRITS?
TRACY, JUST ONCE
A NORMAL MOVIE:
WITH LAURENCE OLIVIER
OR...
WALTER MATTHAU?
BENJI. I'LL EVEN
GO SEE A MOVIE:
ABOUT A CUTE DOG. HUH?
JUST BECAUSE:
YOU CAN'T SEE SPIRITS
DOESN'T MEAN
THEY'RE NOT THERE.
BELIEVING IN GOD.
SOMETIMES YOU:
OK.
YOU STILL GOING:
WITH HER?
YEAH.
SHE ISN'T AS PRETTY
AS MOM.
WELL, SHE HAS
OTHER QUALITIES:
I FIND ATTRACTIVE.
HER BIG BOOBS?
GIVE ME A BREAK,
WILL YOU?
MOM SAYS:
OF BOOBS I'LL HAVE?
I'LL HAVE
THE BUTTERFLY SHRIMP.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S A PARTY
OK, MR. JONES.
COME IN, TRACY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
COME IN.
TRACY, I'D LIKE
WHERE ARE YOU?
I CAN'T SEE YOU.
TRACY.
DAD?
I'VE BEEN CALLED
"OUR FATHER,"
BUT NEVER DAD.
AW, COME ON, DAD.
TRICK VOICES?
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
WHERE ARE YOU?
TRACY, I'M GOD.
YOURS TRULY FROM
THE FORTUNE COOKIE.
OK, SO YOU'RE GOD.
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