Oh, God! Book II

WHAT A MESS.

EVERY TIME I LOOK

DOWN THERE, IT GETS WORSE.

MAYBE I OUGHT TO STOP

LOOKING DOWN.

MILLIONS OF PLANETS,

AND THAT ONE HAS

ALWAYS BEEN A PROBLEM.

WHY THAT ONE?

I KNOW WHY.

PEOPLE. I HAD TO PU PEOPLE ON IT.

MAYBE I OUGHT TO GO

DOWN THERE AND LOOK AROUND.

I GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

LET'S SEE, UM...

[THUNDER]

PLEASE, NOT NOW.

I'M THINKING.

TRACY. DON'T FORGE TO WEAR YOUR HAT.

BYE, MOM.

TRACY.

MOM, WHO WEARS HATS?

YOUNG LADIES DO.

AND BESIDES, HATS

ARE COMING BACK.

OH, MOTHER.

WHO KNOWS WHERE:

HE'LL TAKE YOU?

HE'S MY FATHER,

AND YOU KNOW WHERE

HE'S TAKING ME--

TO A MOVIE AND:

A CHINESE RESTAURANT.

HE ALWAYS DOES.

WELL...

YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.

IN FACT,

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

HAVE A GOOD TIME.

HI, SHINGO.

THINK FAST.

WANT TO PLAY?

I CAN'T. I'M GOING

WITH MY FATHER.

I LIKE TO GO:

TO THE MOVIES:

AND EA CHINESE FOOD.

I WISH MY PARENTS

WOULD SPLIT...

BUT JAPANESE PARENTS

WOULD NEVER SPLIT.

WHY NOT?

THEY JUST DON'T.

PRETTY GOOD:

FOR A GIRL.

WANT TO TRY AGAIN?

DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK.

[HORN HONKS]

HEY, HOW'S MY BABY?

OK.

GOOD.

GEE, YOU LOOK NICE.

THANK YOU.

CAN YOU:

GET THE DOOR?

OK.

SO, UH,

HOW'S SCHOOL?

FINE.

FINE.

LISTEN, YOU CAN GO ALL

OUT TODAY, YOU KNOW?

DOUBLE EGG ROLLS,

EXTRA FORTUNE COOKIE,

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

I GOT A NEW:

SPAGHETTI ACCOUNT.

WANT TO HEAR THE SLOGAN

I CAME UP WITH?

YOU READY?

"THE TASTE OF MAMA."

THAT'S IT?

COME ON,

THAT'S ONLY THE SLOGAN.

NOW IMAGINE IT--

THERE'S A BIG PO OF REALLY RICH

TOMATO SAUCE BUBBLING.

SUDDENLY, OUT OF I COME TWO REALLY

DELICIOUS-LOOKING

STRANDS OF SPAGHETTI,

RIGHT? THEN--

PAH TAH T-T-TAH TAH

P-T-TAH TAH

THEY BREAK:

INTO THIS WILD DANCE

TO A DISCO BEAT.

DANCING SPAGHETTI?

WELL, MR. TENESTO

LIKES IT.

THEN I LIKE IT, TOO.

YOU'RE NOT ASKING

WHAT I BROUGHT YOU?

THANKS.

THAT'S IT? THANKS?

YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO OPEN IT?

YOU OPEN IT,

AND A BIG SNAKE:

JUMPS OUT, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

OH, DADDY.

YOU AND YOUR TRICKS.

YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING

TO PULL SOMETHING ON ME.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY:

TO YOU...

SO WHAT DO YOU:

WANT TO SEE?

ATTACK FROM:

THE HIDDEN PLANET.

OH, NO, TRACY. NO ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE

TERRIFIC.

YOU SAID THAT ABOU THE ONE LAST WEEK.

SOME THRILLER.

IN ONE SECOND,

A PLANT TURNS:

INTO A PERSON?

COME ON, TRACY.

BUT THEY EXPLAINED IT.

IT WAS BECAUSE THEY CAME

FROM ANOTHER PLANET.

I MEAN,

THEIR SPIRITS DID.

I DIDN'T SEE ANY SPIRITS.

WHAT SPIRITS?

DADDY, YOU CAN' SEE SPIRITS.

TRACY, JUST ONCE

CAN'T WE GO SEE

A NORMAL MOVIE:

WITH LAURENCE OLIVIER

OR...

WALTER MATTHAU?

BENJI. I'LL EVEN

GO SEE A MOVIE:

ABOUT A CUTE DOG. HUH?

JUST BECAUSE:

YOU CAN'T SEE SPIRITS

DOESN'T MEAN

THEY'RE NOT THERE.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE

BELIEVING IN GOD.

SOMETIMES YOU:

JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE

IN THINGS YOU CAN'T SEE.

OK.

I GOT TO CALL JOAN.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YOU STILL GOING:

WITH HER?

YEAH.

SHE ISN'T AS PRETTY

AS MOM.

WELL, SHE HAS

OTHER QUALITIES:

I FIND ATTRACTIVE.

HER BIG BOOBS?

GIVE ME A BREAK,

WILL YOU?

MOM SAYS:

SHE HAS BIG BOOBS.

I WONDER WHAT KIND

OF BOOBS I'LL HAVE?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'LL HAVE

THE BUTTERFLY SHRIMP.

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S A PARTY

OF THREE AT 7:
00.

OK, MR. JONES.

COME IN, TRACY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

COME IN.

TRACY, I'D LIKE

TO TALK TO YOU.

WHERE ARE YOU?

I CAN'T SEE YOU.

BUT YOU CAN HEAR ME,

TRACY.

DAD?

I'VE BEEN CALLED

"OUR FATHER,"

BUT NEVER DAD.

AW, COME ON, DAD.

ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR

TRICK VOICES?

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.

WHERE ARE YOU?

TRACY, I'M GOD.

YOURS TRULY FROM

THE FORTUNE COOKIE.

OK, SO YOU'RE GOD.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

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