
Odd Human (a script created by a random script generator)
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INT. CHINESE BUFFET - AFTERNOON
Mean Stripper MS. SARAH NICOLE is arguing with Nice Chef MS. BLAKE WETHERS. SARAH tries to hug BLAKE but she shakes her off.
SARAH:
Please Blake, don't leave me.
BLAKE:
I'm sorry Sarah, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
SARAH:
I am such a person!
BLAKE frowns.
BLAKE:
I'm sorry, Sarah. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
BLAKE leaves.
SARAH sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, Attractive Doctor MR. WADE CHRIST barges in looking flustered.
SARAH:
Goodness, Wade! Is everything okay?
WADE:
I'm afraid not.
SARAH:
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
WADE:
It's ... a human ... I saw an evil human touch a bunch of Eldery people!
SARAH:
Defenseless Eldery people?
WADE:
Yes, defenseless Eldery people!
SARAH:
Bloomin' heck, Wade! We've got to do something.
WADE:
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
SARAH:
You can start by telling me where this happened.
WADE:
I was...
WADE fans himself and begins to wheeze.
SARAH:
Focus Wade, focus! Where did it happen?
WADE:
Creepy House! That's right - Creepy House!
SARAH springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
SARAH rushes along the street, followed by WADE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. CREEPY HOUSE - SHORTLY AFTER
TOI SE. an odd human terrorises two Eldery people.
SARAH, closely followed by WADE, rushes towards TOI, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
WADE:
What is is? What's the matter?
SARAH:
That's not just any old human, that's Toi Se.!
WADE:
Who's Toi Se.?
SARAH:
Who's Toi Se.? Who's Toi Se.? Only the most odd human in the universe!
WADE:
Blinkin' knickers, Sarah! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most odd human in the universe!
SARAH:
You can say that again.
WADE:
Blinkin' knickers, Sarah! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most odd human in the universe!
SARAH:
I'm going to need anything, lots of anything.
Toi turns and sees Sarah and Wade. He grins an evil grin.
TOI:
Sarah Nicole, we meet again.
WADE:
You've met?
SARAH:
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
A young SARAH is sitting in a park listening to some Death Metal music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees TOI. She takes off her headphones.
TOI:
Would you like some Liquorice?
SARAH's eyes light up, but then he studies TOI more closely, and looks uneasy.
SARAH:
I don't know, you look kind of odd.
TOI:
Me? No. I'm not odd. I'm the least odd human in the world.
SARAH:
Wait, you're a human?
SARAH runs away, screaming.
INT. CREEPY HOUSE - PRESENT DAY
TOI:
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
WADE:
(To SARAH) You ran away?
SARAH:
(To WADE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
SARAH turns to TOI.
SARAH:
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
SARAH runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
SARAH:
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with anything.
TOI:
I'm not scared of you.
SARAH:
You should be.
EXT. STRIP CLUB - LATER THAT DAY
SARAH and WADE walk around searching for something.
SARAH:
I feel sure I left my anything somewhere around here.
WADE:
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly anything.
SARAH:
You know nothing Wade Christ.
WADE:
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
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