Odd Human (a script created by a random script generator)

Synopsis: A stripper faces her obsession with a severed foot.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Year:
2020
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INT. CHINESE BUFFET - AFTERNOON

Mean Stripper MS. SARAH NICOLE is arguing with Nice Chef MS. BLAKE WETHERS. SARAH tries to hug BLAKE but she shakes her off.

SARAH:

Please Blake, don't leave me.

BLAKE:

I'm sorry Sarah, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.

SARAH:

I am such a person!

BLAKE frowns.

BLAKE:

I'm sorry, Sarah. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

BLAKE leaves.

SARAH sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, Attractive Doctor MR. WADE CHRIST barges in looking flustered.

SARAH:

Goodness, Wade! Is everything okay?

WADE:

I'm afraid not.

SARAH:

What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

WADE:

It's ... a human ... I saw an evil human touch a bunch of Eldery people!

SARAH:

Defenseless Eldery people?

WADE:

Yes, defenseless Eldery people!

SARAH:

Bloomin' heck, Wade! We've got to do something.

WADE:

I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

SARAH:

You can start by telling me where this happened.

WADE:

I was...

WADE fans himself and begins to wheeze.

SARAH:

Focus Wade, focus! Where did it happen?

WADE:

Creepy House! That's right - Creepy House!

SARAH springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

SARAH rushes along the street, followed by WADE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

INT. CREEPY HOUSE - SHORTLY AFTER

TOI SE. an odd human terrorises two Eldery people.

SARAH, closely followed by WADE, rushes towards TOI, but suddenly stops in her tracks.

WADE:

What is is? What's the matter?

SARAH:

That's not just any old human, that's Toi Se.!

WADE:

Who's Toi Se.?

SARAH:

Who's Toi Se.? Who's Toi Se.? Only the most odd human in the universe!

WADE:

Blinkin' knickers, Sarah! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most odd human in the universe!

SARAH:

You can say that again.

WADE:

Blinkin' knickers, Sarah! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most odd human in the universe!

SARAH:

I'm going to need anything, lots of anything.

Toi turns and sees Sarah and Wade. He grins an evil grin.

TOI:

Sarah Nicole, we meet again.

WADE:

You've met?

SARAH:

Yes. It was a long, long time ago...

EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME

A young SARAH is sitting in a park listening to some Death Metal music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.

She looks up and sees TOI. She takes off her headphones.

TOI:

Would you like some Liquorice?

SARAH's eyes light up, but then he studies TOI more closely, and looks uneasy.

SARAH:

I don't know, you look kind of odd.

TOI:

Me? No. I'm not odd. I'm the least odd human in the world.

SARAH:

Wait, you're a human?

SARAH runs away, screaming.

INT. CREEPY HOUSE - PRESENT DAY

TOI:

You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.

WADE:

(To SARAH) You ran away?

SARAH:

(To WADE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?

SARAH turns to TOI.

SARAH:

I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!

SARAH runs away.

She turns back and shouts.

SARAH:

I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with anything.

TOI:

I'm not scared of you.

SARAH:

You should be.

EXT. STRIP CLUB - LATER THAT DAY

SARAH and WADE walk around searching for something.

SARAH:

I feel sure I left my anything somewhere around here.

WADE:

Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly anything.

SARAH:

You know nothing Wade Christ.

WADE:

We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.

Suddenly, TOI appears, holding a pair of anything.

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