no beauty left in the world. No magic.
coming together on one night...
...to celebrate the hope of a new year?
Ease it off. Ease it. Gently.
Well done, boys. We'll pack up the tarp.
Hello, Your Majesty. Ha-ha-ha.
We wanna see a show of strength...
New York City Police Department.
this is Ryan Seacrest here in New York...
I'll be coming at you all day on radio...
...and all night live from the center
of it all, so bundle up and stay tuned.
Good morning, Claire!
They need you up here for an interview.
This is Claire Morgan. She's in charge.
for the newscast?
No, I'd be happy to.
So big night.
Well, I'd say that's an understatement.
will have their eyes on us tonight...
...as the ball drops, so I'd say that
qualifies as a very big night.
Right. Of course.
This is 14th and Park.
Oh! Oh! Uhn.
Are you all right, lady? Are you all right?
No, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. Go away.
Yeah, what's up, girls? How you doing?
Yo, I see you, player. Ha.
Oh, oh, hey, Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Yeah, you too.
Sign this, but you can't check in
No problem. We'll be back tonight.
- We're gonna win the money.
- Oh, of course you are.
at this hospital gets 25 grand.
No, no, no, honey.
I think it's much less than that.
- No, it's 25 grand.
- Twenty-five grand?
Honey, you're mistaken. It's much less.
you end up with no money.
Did I mention the news cameras
That's horrible. It's not worth it at all.
It's 25 grand. They could put the camera
in my hoo-ha and it'd be worth it.
In your hoo-ha!
- In my hoo-ha.
Mr. and Mrs. Byrne?
- That's us.
- Right this way.
Come on, Grace. Let's go home.
Okay. Let's figure out how to induce.
- By command.
Hand me that tape.
Here you go. It looks beautiful.
You did a nice job.
Oh, hush up.
- Let's call in sick.
- Hey, Paul.
- My dog.
- What are we doing tonight?
- You're working.
I'm not. So leave me alone.
Randy, listen to me, don't do this
right now. Don't go into your black hole.
It's midnight on New Year's Eve.
We have to do something.
Not an option.
What, are you still on this anti-New Year's
kick, bro? Get over yourself. Now.
You know what? It's not a kick.
It's a core tenet of my being.
Like I said, I get the day off...
...so I'm gonna hang in our apartment
by myself and do nothing, and love it.
It's my job as your best friend
...because you sound crazy.
I'm not being crazy!
that you will not be able to say no.
I got a funny feeling, Paul,
that I'm gonna say no.
in my face? Okay. I'll call you back.
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