
Never Say Die
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- 1939
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[Woman Speaking French]
[Speaking French]
[People Chattering]
[Bell Ringing]
Bell...
The bell!
[Ringing Stops]
[Man]
Ugh! Tastes like
old chicken wire.
[Woman]
Yes, but you've
taken off 20 pounds.
[Sputtering]
Au revoir.
Oh! How is he
this morning?
Tolerably well.
He says his liver's acting up
a bit, but, you know.
Ah, good morning.
And how is poor,
dear Mr. Kidley?
His gall bladder spent
Ah, that's good.
That's good.
Splendid. Splendid.
However, he complains
of a shooting pain
in his sacroiliac.
Oh, good morning.
Isn't he the Kidley
of Kidley's Korn Plasters?
Kidley's Beans, madam,
if you don't mind.
Oh.
I ate some once.
Very tasty.
Thank you, madam.
Ah, Jeepers.
Good morning.
How is Mr. Kidley
this morning?
Up and down-ish,
thank you, sir.
His liver was a bit
squeamish during the night.
That's nice.
Did he invent
the Kidley Bean?
His grandfather did,
madam.
I understand
Mr. Kidley inherited
quite a little money.
$20 Million, madam.
I shouldn't call that
"a little."
Please, please.
Yes!
Ladies, ladies,
please, please.
This is for Mr. Kidley.
Is that you,
Jeepers?
Yes, sir.
Is that you,
Jeepers?
Yes, sir.
Oh, Jeepers,
I'm a very sick man.
Very sick.
Will you take that?
Oh, it's terrible.
Normal, sir.
Oh, but it can't be!
Ninety-eight and six-tenths,
sir, right on the nose.
Oh, that thing's
broken again.
[Thermometer Clinking]
If I may say so, sir,
it's all poppycock.
You're as healthy
as a fire horse.
Oh! Oh, is that so?
Well, why do you think
I came to Switzerland,
to yodel?
And how about yesterday?
That dizzy spell
when I fell downstairs?
You saw me yourself.
Anyone would fall
downstairs, sir.
Eight aspirins
before breakfast.
Well, now, don't quibble.
If you had what I've got...
- What have you got, sir?
- Well, l...
Well, you wait till
I see Dr. Schmidt
this afternoon.
He'll tell you
what I've got.
Dr. Schmidt!
Yes. Dr. Schmidt
is the biggest
stomach man in Europe.
Very well, sir.
Whatever he says goes.
You're not getting
a chill, sir?
No. I forgot
to shake the bottle.
Don't let me
forget that, Jeepers.
And here, give me
my bad gas water.
[Groans]
[Birds Singing]
Oh!
There. An ice bag
and a hot water bottle,
right away.
Oh, not to bed
again, sir.
It... It's all sunshiny
outside, sir!
The birds are singing!
Oh, shut the window!
I hate 'em!
And besides,
they're off-key.
Close 'em out.
[Car Approaching]
Mr. Kidley
staying here?
Yes, madam.
Rooms 201,
2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7.
Get out, Hannah.
This is it.
Okeydokey.
[Gasps]
Oh, sir! Sir!
It's her, sir.
It's she!
She's here, sir.
Sir, she's here!
Jeepers, this is no time
for your romances.
Get the ice bag
and cool off.
But sir!
Sir, she's here!
The-The-The one
from St. Moritz.
The one with four names.
Marko? She's here?
That's it.
Yes. Yes.
Mrs. Jones-DeBaupre-
Ivansoff-Marko, sir.
She's followed us.
Well, where is she?
I don't see her.
She's in this hotel, sir.
In the hotel?
Oh, Jeepers, I'm cursed.
I've got $20 million
and bad health...
she falls in love
with me.
The butterflies were easy
to brush off, sir,
but this one's a black widow.
Well, don't stand there.
Do something!
Tell her I died.
Anything!
I knew it was a mistake
to encourage her, sir.
I did not.
It was an accident.
Room 312 and 412.
Anybody can get off
at the wrong floor.
[Knocking]
Well, answer the door.
No, don't answer the door!
Lock it! Lock it!
Jeepers!
Don't stand...
[Knocking Continues]
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