Nekromantik 2

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That feels good.

Just do it.

Come on.

Come here, baby.

Kiss me right now.

That feels good.

Come on, just do it.

Come here, baby,|kiss me now.

I'm so horny.

Come on, let's f***.

That feels good.

Come on.

Come on, baby,|kiss me now.

I feel so horny.

Let's f***.

Oh, damn.

My God, you're unbelievable.

Do you want me to go out|and work for you?

Shall I go searching...

for corpses?

How long do you think|that's going to last?

Look at the state of him!

I'll tell you something:

If I meet a guy with money...

then you won't see me|around here anymore.

I'm not going to waste|the best years of my life...

here with you in this hole!

It's me.

I know that we have|our date next week...

but I can't make it then.

Couldn't we meet|tomorrow evening?

That's fiine with me.|I don't know what to do anyway.

There's an interesting fiilm|showing at the cinema.

What kind of fiilm is it?

Yeah, I heard about it.

Okay, I'll get the tickets...

and please be on time.

Okay, see you.

Yes, I'll be on time.

One coffee, please.|With milk.

That's one mark.

You know, I've always|been interested in ornithology.

As a small boy,|I often went into the woods.

There was a small bird colony|of about 40 birds...

which nestled|high up in the pine trees.

And as we went to Iceland|a few months ago...

my interest awoke to new life.

In the midst of the city|is a small lake...

and every day|a lot of rare ducks appeared there.

For example, eider ducks...

whose feathers are used|to make eiderdown...

and heron ducks...

and also singing swans, that you|don't see much around here.

Did you also see ice ducks?

Yes, ice ducks too.

They can only be found|in Iceland and in Norway.

I found all that so exciting...

that I later went|to the home museum of Reykjavik...

where they had|an extremely rare bird on display...

that became extinct in 1840.

It is called "Geyrevogeel" in Iceland.

It's German name is "Dronte"|or "Riesenbrielelenaelk"...

and there exist just a few|stuffed specimens of this bird.

I was quite astonished|to fiind one of them in East Berlin...

at the Museum of Natural Science.

The "Dronte" was a big bird,|about three feet high, unable to fly...

and laid just one egg a year.

Did you know that "Lummen"|can also be found in Helgoland?

They have a funny name:|"Trotteelelummen".

Anyway, there's a nice|natural history museum in Helgoland...

and I went there.

They had a lot of stuffed birds...

and all kinds of fiish|swimming in the pools...

like codfiish and herrings...

in salt water pumped in|from the seacoast.

The main city of the Westmannsinseln|is called Hamay.

I went for a walk there|and came to a green meadow...

where suddenly some strange birds|started flapping around me...

and as if laughing at me...

began a curious tune.

They got real thin legs,|as thin as a match...

and about this long...

and are called "Morneelel"-"Regenpfeifer".

Very strange.

Anyway, they continued circling me|to distract me from their nests.

That's instinctive behavior|to deter enemies.

The largest living birds|ever to exist on Earth...

were the moas from New Zealand.

They couldn't fly|and measured up to 11 feet.

The Maoris used to ride on them.

There are some more birds|which are unable to fly...

such as the kiwi...

which has nothing to do|with that prickly, little fruit.

It lives in Australia...

and is their national bird.

Another one is a small parrot...

but I don't know exactly|what it's called.

It's a small, green one...

that makes small paths|through the underbrush.

And of course the penguins,|which you also know.

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