Neal 'N' Nikki

Synopsis: Take a joyride with Neal (Uday Chopra) and Nikki (Tanisha) as they travel all across Canada to find what they want most. Neal just wants what all guys want - to have a deep, meaningful relationship, full of conversation and shopping - NOT. For him it is pretty simple - Canada is full of hot women, and he has that little "lost boy" charm that they love so much. So if they want to take him home, and cuddle him - well why should HE complain? After all he has just 21 days before he has to waves farewell to his bachelor life. LIVE IT UP. It's a little more complex with Nikki - First there is Trish, then there are all these jobs she keeps quitting and then there's the fact that - Well, she's hot, she is sexy, so why not have some fun? She's going to do whatever she wants to do - so everyone out of her way. In a journey that takes them all over British Columbia in Canada, they both begin to realize that maybe what they were looking for was sitting right next to them, all this time. But hey -
Director(s): Arjun Sablok
Production: Yash Raj Films
 
IMDB:
3.3
Year:
2005
122 min
$100,358
29 Views


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Hi, I'm Neal,

a typical Indian guy,

But there's nothing

typically Indian about me.

I've never even been to India!

Dad was a farmer there,

he sowed oats.

But now, he rears horses!

After settling in Canada,

Dad brought Mom from Punjab.

The result of their 25 years of

hard work is not me

it's Albert, their horse!

You go gaga when you see

pretty women,

You forget all about me!

I make the tea, I cook the meals.

And they get the kisses?

What rubbish! When did you

cook meals for the horse?

Come on! Let's take a picture!

Don't touch me!

Mom and Dad are very cute.

They can't stay without each other.

And when they're together,

they're always fighting!

Unfortunately,

both of them are very happy!

And now they want

to see me happy.

They want me to get married!

Me! The Neal!

Don't get me wrong..

I don't have a problem with girls,

they love me!

Neal! He rocks,

and he's the one to score!

You thought you've seen the best,

but he's here to show you more!

N E A L! GO Neal!

They tell the whole world,

that they're crazy about me!

I'm kidding.

Girls aren't that crazy!

It's not that I don't want

to get married.

But you need to choose

the right kind of girl,

not this domesticated,

homely type, you know!

I've told Mom,

I'm the athletic type I like football.

Then I have the perfect girl,

she's also very sporty and athletic".

..just like you!

Hi! I'm Minni!

Wanna play?

If I don't have any kids in the future..

..it's all thanks to Minni!

Neal, look who's here!

Your Daddy's best friend,

Harpreet Uncle..

and Cherry Aunty,

and their daughter Katrina!

Niiiice!

Hello!

Hello! - How you doing?

Ok, what's wrong with her?

She's pretty.. forget pretty,

she's hot!

What are you saying Neal?

Mom and Dad actually got it right?

Damn, I wish this was as simple as

buying a car.

Actually, when buying a car,

you can test drive it.

You can check how to handle it,

its power, it's smoothness

Can it handle curves?

Did you say something?

Would you like to go for a drive?

I'd love to - Great!

Harpreet come!

Let me show you my horse!

He's won all possible awards!

He's so proud of him, he praises him

in every word he utters!

Why shouldn't I be? You can recognize

his breeding in everything he does!

He lives up to the Punjabi name!

You go girl!

What happened? It's a little big,

but there's no need to be worried!

What? - Mummy.

Oh my God!

Hello!

Meet Gyaniji!

His job is to impart wisdom,

but its only me that he imparts it to,

And I am forced to listen to it

because in our house..

..Gyaniji's place comes

right after "Babaji's.

Half of Mom's sentences start with

"Gyaniji was saying.

I was saying there is no need to worry.

And this is Gyaniji's son, Happy.

Samar with a Guitar,

who wants to be a Rockstar.!

Gyaniji, what should I do?

Start the marriage preparations,

the girl for Neal, will come from Bhatinda.

"A pretty girl from Bhatinda.."

" ..dressed in pink attire.."

" ..and silver sequined shoes."

"The cadence of her flowing tresses.."

"..makes the fields go wild with gushes."

"She's loved by God."

"She's loved by all!"

"Her face is sweet, her soul is sweet!"

"Everyone calls her Sweety!"

"Everyone calls her Sweety!"

Neal, what're you doing?

I can't believe you're getting married!

Why did I give you so much advice?

Marriage is not a good thing.

Do we look like happy guys?

Look what his wife has done to him..

..he's got to wear tight clothes

all the time!

As soon as I got married

my life was over.

After this you're pretty much done.

How could you say yes

for the wedding?

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