National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party


As you go forth

on your journey, and lead us

into the next century,

I know that you're going out

into this world and will give

one hundred and ten percent.

You are the best

and you are the brightest.

We could be looking at the

future leaders of this country.

Writers, senators,

and scientists.

Humanitarians and

heads of industry.

A lot of years have

passed since that graduation.

And coming out of continuation

school, I had no clue what we

were gonna do with our lives.

But I knew for sure that none

of us were gonna become senators

or scientists.

Just ain't gonna happen.

Sparky was a wild one,

man. The beauty of Sparky

was that you never knew

where he was comin from.

Who took a dump in my mouth?

Sparky would rip

off a line of "f*** you's"

better than

anybody I ever heard.

I'm gonna castrate you

and f*** your mother in the

f***ing ass with your own

f***ing dick. F*** you!

Sh*t. Lardo? He was everything

you could've asked for in

a friend. He was funny, he was

charming, had a way with words...

Dude, sh*t happens.

Did pretty good with the chicks

and always seemed to make

light of a serious situation.

My fellow Americans, I'm

pleased to tell you today that

I've signed legislation that

will outlaw Russia forever.

We begin bombing

in five minutes.

Together, we were one.

I mean, we had it all.

At least I thought we did.

And every summer, we'd

get a visit from Iris.


Anne wants to know when

are you coming to The Hut.

There's coffee in the kitchen.

And then there was Anne.

Johnny boy, why is the

door closed with a girl inside?

Give me five minutes, Mom.

I'm having sex!

Johnny, stop that, now! Bad boy!

What will the neighbours

think - girl in your

room and the door closed?

They'll think I'm getting laid!

Like we always said, a little

bit of booty never hurt nobody.

Growing up as a kid

on the beach was a blast.

I mean, everybody

knew everybody.

The surf was always good,

and every night was a party.

JD! What's up man?

Hey, Skinner!

What's happening, dude?

Somebody's parents were always

gone for the weekend, and if

that didn't happen, we'd take

it to the Shelburn House.

But what went down

over the next 24 hours is

something I will never forget.

So check this out.

Every kid has someone

they look up to, right?

Whether it's a baseball

player, a rock star,

or drives a race car - a hero.

Well it just so happened that

my hero, he lived right down

the street. And this guy had

the ability to make you feel

like you were walking on water.

What's up?


Twenty, twenty-five,


fifty bucks. One more

payment and it's mine.




Hi, hello!

Hi, hello! Sorry it's so

early, but, um, this may be

a little bit embarrassing,

but we're lost.

Would you happen to know were

1117 Shelburn Lane might be?

I do.

Oh, great.

Oh good.

That's wonderful.

Excuse me.

Yeah, okay. Oh, thanks.


You know what?

Day after graduation,

summer's callin;

I'm gonna give you your board.

Just pay me when

you got the cash.

Here's your board.

This is um, you know,

it's your board. I mean,

I made it for you, so you

take care of the board and

she'll take care of you.

Now go on.

Make me proud.

Hey Mooney.

Wanna come?

No, I gotta work.

Two, q, a, n.

Five, seven, four.

Hey, JD!

How's it goin?

Hey, Del.

Surfing, huh?

Yeah, I was.

Q, a, n.

Hey, I found this seaweed

with these shells.

It's sparkling, see?

Oh yeah?

And this.

Sea glass.

Q, a, n.

I'm not really in the mood

for a nature study right now.

Q, a, n.

Five, seven, four.

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