
Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List
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- 2015
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Woman:
Some friendshipsare so important,
You'd do anything
to make them last.
That's why Ely and I created
the no-kiss list.
What exactly is a no-kiss list,
you ask?
Well, hold on a second.
I'll get there.
Muggies, late for school.
- No.
- No.
- Switch.
- Yeah, switch.
Mm, much better.
Oh, by the way, student revolt,
classes cancelled.
- That sucks. Oh, well.
- So funny, Pinocchio.
Any more,
you're gonna need a nose job.
Woman:
One thingand you still believe pressing
- The down button speeds up the elevator's arrival.
- Implicitly.
...I lie all the time.
Good morning, Mrs. Loy.
I lied to Mrs. Loy
that I walked her dog
Three times a day when she went
to Atlantic city.
But honestly,
- Close it!
Good morning,
Mr. Mcallister.
Bam.
Let's do this.
I like it.
Love it.
Hello.
I lie to myself
that it's meaningless
When I don't tell Ely
that Gabriel,
The beautiful new doorman,
may occasionally text me.
- Hey, how's it going?
- And I lied to Bruce the first
When I let him let him he ever
had a shot at being my first.
I hope the day
continues to be good.
If it hasn't been good
then I hope it changes...
All right.
Step aside, kids.
- Bye, boys. Bye!
- Have a great day.
Well, that was fun.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- We're going this way.
- Oh, take me away!
Man:
Fraulein, have you ever noticed
That Gabriel's left eye
is greener than his right?
Ely, you insult me.
What are you taking me for,
some sort of amateur doorman stalker?
That's only the 37th thing
I love most about him.
Oh, my god, Naomi, remind me to
introduce you to this guy.
Freshman film freak,
goes by the name of, uh,
Bruce the second.
- He's your boyfriend.
- Oh. Right. Him,
But Gabriel's
just so gaze-worthy.
Okay. Clearly, Gabriel belongs
on the no-kiss list.
Fast, fast,
don't get hit by a moped.
- All right, keep up.
- You check the news. I'll stock up on snacks.
Why discriminate?
You know what I mean?
The no-kiss list is meant
for all truly,
Madly kissable boys,
like Robert Pattison.
It hurts knowing that person's
Because of our ever-so-sacred
vow of no-kissing lists.
- Bye!
- Bye!
This is a new song, Otis?
Sure is, sweet baby.
Oh, I love it.
Let me tell you, baby,
what it is I'm looking for
There you go, baby.
Ain't more than a little bit
So if you got it, baby,
I'll adore you...
I'll walk you to class if we
can take the scenic route.
And I lied to Ely
that I'm okay with gay.
Ely:
Do you seethat one on the left?
Naomi:
I am.Just... Not for him.
- Do I have to?
- Yes.
Naomi, it's not high school
anymore, okay?
Have you seen the wreckage
of our lives, lately.
Seems psych might
be good for the soul.
Go in there.
Show 'em who's boss.
It's 110% you.
- You're beautiful. I love you.
- Come with me.
No. I can't. You got this.
It's all on you.
- Go. Go. Go. Git!
- Oh! No!
I don't wanna go!
- Hug me.
- No. No. No. Back.
Come.
Oh, I lied to the NYU
admissions committee
When I told them I had
a vision for my future.
Six weeks in,
and I can barely see straight.
Naomi, over here!
I saved you a seat.
Thanks, robin.
Woman:
Good morning,ladies and gentlemen.
We will be re-examining
chapter five in our textbook...
Oh, crap.
Thank you.
Access chapter five, page...
Naomi:
You wanna know why I lie
And what exactly ely meant
by the wreckage of our lives?
There's ely,
already making me feel better.
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