Najlepszy kolega

Year:
1970
35 min
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present a film

by ukasz Palkowski

Legnica, 1978

PHARMACY:

F***, honey, cops!

I got a cut!

Stop! Militia!

starring

Sh*t!

BREAKING THE LIMITS

BREAKING THE LIMITS

based on actual events

The Legment Cultural Club

written by

You're a champion, man!

F*** me...

The buffet is now open!

- Haven't seen you before. You new?

- Yeah, hi.

Come on.

We're all family.

For f***'s sake,

she's my girlfriend!

Sorry. I'm Andrzej.

Hi. I'm Grayna.

This is my f***ing best friend.

And there's Krzysiek.

Say hi!

- Hi! I'm Krzysiek.

- Hi. I'm Grayna.

music by

All right, gentlemen.

An initiation ceremony.

Well, well, well.

Huxley wrote

'The Doors of Perception'

after an eight-hour trip

on mescaline.

- While Nietzsche liked opium...

- What the f*** are you talking about?

90 per cent of philosophy students

in the West do drugs.

Philosophy? Impossible!

The more drugs you do,

the smarter you get.

directed by

Not sure, man.

No one can understand women.

But I guess she's spot on.

She's never bitching.

You wanna have fun,

she has fun with you.

She steals with you.

She has a fix with you.

Meaning?

Meaning she's f***ing awesome.

Don't worry. Things are fine.

- You're pissing on your trousers.

- Sh*t!

- Watch out, Jurek!

- What?

If I f***ing see you with her,

I'll kill you like a dog.

Get it?!

F***...

Take her bag!

Show me your tits!

We don't know when,

we don't know why...

F***ing cops are gonna die!

We don't know when,

we don't know why...

F***ing cops are gonna die!

Run, f***ing run!

I love you, you know?

Love you too, honey.

Go, f***ing go!

What now, dipshits?

You'll leave my daughter alone.

You won't call her,

meet her, write her.

Nothing.

You'll disappear from her life. OK?

So I'm gonna need...

A passport for starters

and a thousand dollars.

You really want me

to f*** your sh*t up?

- Your mug is itching?

- I know!

I'll just tell her I'm a poof!

You really think

Grayna cares about you?

She met a scumbag

who respects nothing.

She got enchanted for a moment.

Easy come, easy go.

She won't even lift a finger.

And you, punk?

Did you count on getting more?

I thought you had

a nice big house.

We might all fit in, right?

Write down the minutes!

Who are your accomplices?

How did you try to topple

our government?

What?!

Lie down!

- Lie down! Don't move!

- Let f***ing go of me!

Hi, you!

Hi...

- F***!

- You scared me, honey.

At least, I finally met

your old man.

Nice gentleman.

- You all right?

- Yep.

So let's get the f*** outta here.

- Where are your clothes?

- In the cabinet.

Honey, I'm off to school.

See you tonight!

You little punks!

Told you not to hit the stand!

Where have you been again?

Oh, you remembered!

Thank you.

You don't look too good, son.

That girl should leave you alone.

She exhausts you.

Is it serious?

Mum, stop it.

It's not like I'm getting married.

That's good.

It's noon.

Shouldn't you be at work?

Fancy some soup?

Damn...

I bought them for you.

Yeah...

With my money.

I stole them from a news-stand.

What's this?

Happy birthday.

I had my birthday on the fourth.

I had my payday on the tenth.

- It's past the twentieth.

- You forgot about something.

Thank you, Dad!

What will you get me

in February for Christmas?

two years later

F*** off.

Honey...

F***ing sulks...

Honey!

Oh, boy...

- You all right?

- F*** off!

- You're on a bad trip or what?

- Kind of.

'Scuse me!

Got a spare cigarette?

- Let's go back, love.

- F*** off!

What's your problem?!

My f***ing problem is

that I'm pregnant.

Mum!

You're gonna be a grandma!

Let go of her!

You can beat me! I don't care!

But leave her alone!

You ever cared

about anything, wanker?!

Yes, I f***ing did!

I f***ing cared about this!

But you f***ing brought me down

all my life!

You told me I wasn't worth sh*t!

And I believed it!

You would have achieved nothing.

What have you achieved?

Want some soup?

Can't you really see it?

Mum, I'm a junkie.

Try vodka instead of those...

...needles.

- Won't you give me anaesthetics?

- No, I won't.

Why not?

What you take

must be still working, right?

F***!

We are the champions!

I am the champion!

Down!

Look at the bright side of this:

you might put on some weight.

- Mum...

- The Walczaks' boy, our neighbour...

He finished school in jail.

He was released

as a skilled worker.

Mum!

What? I don't meet her.

Heard she keeps going to your club.

Did you talk to her?

- Once.

- And?

Everything's fine.

Mum!

I don't know!

It feels awkward to ask questions.

- Please, don't lie.

- I'm not.

Sonny, she wants

to get rid of the baby.

Shut the f*** up

or I'm gonna help you do it!

Oi! Wake up, f***ers!

The junkie's dying!

Help me.

You must lie down now.

Gotta get up.

Gotta talk to her.

Do you want a sedative?

- She wants to abort my baby.

- What are you talking about, junkie?

Stop!

Where the f*** are you going?!

You think I don't know

why people swallow forks in jail?!

Let me talk to her!

Stay the f*** away from her!

Stay the f*** away from her!

She's pregnant.

You out of your mind?!

He's just been operated on!

Easy...

Gotta go easy for a while.

Meaning?

Meaning, I gotta be f***ing clean.

As you wish.

Actually, I was shocked

you started using this sh*t.

What?

Don't what me.

You were a young,

promising athlete.

You won, like,

f***ing medals, right?

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Jerzy Janicki

Jerzy Janicki (10 August 1928 in Chortkiv – 15 April 2007 in Warsaw) was a Polish writer, journalist and scriptwriter. Author of many radio auditions, among them most famous is the radio drama Matysiakowie. He wrote many books about Kresy, particularly about the city of Lwów (now Lviv, Ukraine). more…

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