
My Best Friend
- Year:
- 2001
- 104 min
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MY BEST FRIEND:
Directed by Lakis Lazopoulos
and Yorgos Lanthimos
My mother said,
to be happy in life,
a goldfish which lasts only 3".
Then it forgets everything.
That's why it's always happy.
By the time it realizes
it's in a fishbowl...
Same with my friend, Alekos.
Except for a couple
of years...
We've been best friends
since we were six.
A hell of a long time.
We want hair
here and now!
We want hair
here and now!
We want hair
here and now!
- What's going on?
- Bald men.
They've blocked
the road.
- Why?
- They want hair here and now.
- Are they filming a commercial?
- And advertise what?
Their reflection,
I don't know.
What'd ya say?
I've got you on wide-angle.
- Lf I miss my plane!...
- Don't shout.
Just trying to
make up the distance.
While we're waiting,
would you like a bergamot?
- Bergamot?
- European!
My company gave me
this 3-day trip to Paris.
And I'm not missing it
because of any bald guy.
- Can't eat anymore.
- I'll eat it.
I don't see us movin'...
- You'll make it.
- So long.
You won't make it.
- Tell me I made it.
- Unfortunately...
"Unfortunately." You say it
so beautifully.
It's all your fault!
Don't you "Was?" me!
Where's your hair?
Oh, God!
I ripped it out!
- You're the boss.
- I'm the boss.
- You're the king.
- I'm the king.
- You're a horse.
- I'm a horse.
- No, I'm a horse.
- And I'm your black rider...
galloping into your
dark little forest.
I'll stuff
this little pussy.
- He's here, Mom.
- I'm here.
- Where are the others?
- He's my only friend.
What's it to you?
I cooked all this food!
Who's going to eat it!
We will.
- Can I eat the candle?
- Sure!
Our song!
I'll need a by-pass!
I'll blow up this pussy.
Now, the 2nd round
of talks...
I'm Onan Afnan
and you're the Middle East.
- I'm Africa.
- What do you see in the desert?
- Cactus.
- How many?
- What're you thinking?
- What time do the shops close?
Count! Count!
Am I disturbing you?
Am I disturbing you?
- Constantine?
- So you remember my name?
I was drunk. I didn't know
what I was doing.
- Me, too.
- So you f*ck your pal's wife?
- You know how it is...
- I'm learning.
Where's my shirt, dammit?
I should've let
you leave.
Your residence permit's
expiring.
Cut it out,
you jerk!
- Alekos...
- What?
- Beat it. Some other time.
- Listen. I love this woman.
I love him too.
He screws me like
you never have.
He screws me like you
never have. He screws me...
Okay, I get it!
He screws you
like I never have.
Never!
- What's that?
- A knife.
- What're you going to do?
- This has got to end!
Take one, baby.
Thursday's our 6th wedding
anniversary.
I'll be a Greek citizen...
I don't need you
anymore.
He went to Paris and
Constantine was my whole life.
He was my best friend.
If something's happened to him,
I won't be able to bear it!
That's all.
The left one's here.
Must be the right.
- The mountain's big.
- And the leg's small.
Good evening.
- May they always be remembered.
- I found it!
Size 42. Right.
That's it.
We don't want a leg
from another murder.
Bring the head,
I want him intact.
He shouldn't feel that
something's missing.
Why didn't we just
throw him in the sea?
This is his favorite mountain,
the one with the antennas.
So, speak!
Goodbye, pal.
Have you seen
the damn lighter?
Where the hell...?
Where could that
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