Multiplicity

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Hi, Douglas. | How's it going?

- What did you do? | - Demo'ed the driveway.

- Nice job, too. | - What's the problem?

It's the wrong driveway. | That's a problem, isn't it?

2933, Vic. | This is 2935!

We're in the wrong... | These guys are morons.

- I'm sorry. It's going to cost. | - It's going to cost who?

I'm in a bad way right now. | Money's very tight with me.

I can't afford to eat this, | even if it was my fault.

Shut up, Vic. | What am I going to do?

All right. | We're going to do both driveways.

No matter how long it takes. | And if you say one more word -

- I'll beat you to death | with a drywall hammer.

- You got it? | - It makes sense to me. Thank you.

Hello. Kinney.

Problem this morning? Giving away | free driveways? Come to my place.

No. Fax those plans right now. | Hold on.

Hi, hon. I was just about to call. | What's the matter?

Really? No, I know what it is. | It's the hot water heater.

My fax machine's gone psycho again.

What's up?

Do you hate me?

Do you want me dead? A guy from | Beverly Hills is going to sue me.

- You ruined his driveway? | - Yes, we did.

- Like a prank? | - No, Del.

Don't worry about it. It's my fault. | I'll fix it on my own time.

When? Ted told me you haven't | finished the Malibu job yet.

You know what I think?

- No, what do you think? | - We'll have to put in more hours.

This isn't a nine-to-five job. | We had a saying where I worked last.

"Unless you come in Saturday, | don't bother coming in Sunday."

- Are we going to work weekends? | - Weekends, nights, holidays.

My office. Two minutes.

Do you have any stegosauruses?

No. I have an iguanodon | and a tyrannosaurus.

I fished a stegosaurus. | Hi. dad.

- Good hand. Hi. | - Did you look at the water heater?

- I just walked in the door. | - No bath tonight, Zack.

Brush your teeth and go to bed.

You missed Campfire Girls.

I'm not in Campfire Girls. | I'm a Brownie.

- It was Jennifer's graduation. | - Man, I forgot!

I phoned and reminded you.

I totally forgot. | Was she upset?

Yes. All the fathers were there. | Even the divorced ones.

- And the lesbian moms? | - Both of them.

- Where is she now? | - In the den. Drinking.

- She's asleep. Where were you? | - I had to work late.

- King fired DeGrazzi. | - You're kidding. Why?

He does bad work. | But at least he does it slowly.

- Who will replace him? | - The guy you sleep with.

The video store guy.

I knew you were dating, but not | that you were sleeping with him.

That's great. It's like a promotion. | It's not great?

- Guess who'll do my job. | - You're going to do it all?

- Will they give you more money? | - It's more of a prestige thing.

They'll probably give me a plaque | or a certificate for being so great.

That's ridiculous. We hardly | ever see you. Can't you say no?

Yes, if you want to catch your own | food. Don't worry. It'll be okay.

I'll go check on the water heater.

Jennifer Kinney.

I'll seek the way that'll bring | me to the fllre of kindness, -

- Lighted by those who have | gone on the Campfllre Trall.

That's so great.

I don't know. | I'll have to think about it.

I really appreciate it.

Thank you.

I'll call you. Thanks. Bye.

- Hi. Hungry? | - No. I'm too tired to eat.

- Who was that? | - Valerie.

Who helped her dial the phone?

Don't start. The company | made her regional manager.

When I quit work to have Zack, they | thought more of me than of Valerie.

- Did she call to tell you the news? | - No...

She offered me her old job, | now that she's been promoted.

- Are you going back to work? | - Yes. What do you think?

What do I think?

The first couple of months you won't | make anything because it's hard.

We're paying more for child care.

We're both working and then we're | both not going to Campfire Girls.

- Maybe you could help out more. | - How am I going to work that out?

I just meant in emergencies.

A real estate emergency? | My whole life's an emergency.

I'm not going back to work, am l?

We always said I would, | but now I realise I never will.

Take my job. Go build condos. | Make sure to be there at 6:00.

Call an exorcist.

I don't know where it came from. | I'm sorry, Laura.

I'm sorry.

This is stupid. | We just need to get a schedule.

We don't need a schedule. | We need a miracle.

GEMINI INSTITUTE | MALIBU. CALIFORNIA

Once we get all this duct work in, | this should just fly.

Are you paid to watch her ass? | Because you do an excellent job.

We've got a problem down here.

I don't believe this.

Have a seat. | Damn!

Get out of the way. | Man. what is this?

I'm sorry. I just went crazy. | We'll turn the water back on now.

- This thing goes off all the time. | - Tough business.

- What do you do? | - Not mine. Yours.

Yes, really tough.

What do you do to relax?

- Well, play golf. | - That's a great game. How often?

Let's see...

Never. I'll have to cut back. | That's really going to hurt.

You don't have to live this way.

With all due respect... | I forgot to go to medical school.

- I can help you. | - Help me how?

Change your life.

- What do you guys do around here? | - We make miracles.

Sure.

Call me.

I feel guilty for not spending | enough time with my family.

Then I get resentful because l | don't have enough time for myself.

Work is first, my family is a close | second and I'm a distant third.

- Is that crazy? | - I'm not a psychiatrist.

And you don't need one. Real | problems require real solutions.

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