Mr. Moto's Gamble

The location of the pistol

indicates it could have fallen

from the hand

of the dead man, but

there is also the possibility that it might

have been placed there by a murderer.

You gentlemen,

as students of criminology

must determine which is correct.

For our next class,

will you please report...

whether these clues indicate...

homicide or suicide?

Class dismissed.

You sure make a swell corpse,

Knockout.

Thanks. I guess

it just comes natural.

Should you find tonight's problem

difficult, will you please remember...

there is no situation that science

and skill cannot master.

Oh, yeah? Suppose you're about to make

an arrest and the suspect pulls a gun on you.

- Yes?

- What good is science and skill then?

Shall we demonstrate?

Take it, please.

Now draw the gun

and threaten me.

- Now?

- Whenever you're ready.

Any other questions, uh, gentlemen?

- That's good enough for me.

Mr. Moto, my watch is gone!

Somebody must have stolen it!

- One of us detectives must be a crook.

- Whoever heard of a crooked cop?

One moment, please.

When did you last notice

your watch, Mr. Lee?

I'm sure I had it

five minutes ago.

Oh, so? And what time

is it now, Mr. Wellington?

Well, uh Seven minutes

to 10:
00, Professor.

Your watch, Mr. Lee.

I'll take care of this guy.

I'm from the pickpocket detail.

- Come on, light fingers.

- Wait, please.

You can undoubtedly explain

your sleight of hand?

I got a terrible failing, Mr. Moto.

I just can't help takin' things

that attract my eye.

- Gee, he's a kleptomaniac!

- Thanks, pal. Thanks.

You must control your, uh, taking ways,

Mr. Wellington...

or your first case as a detective...

will be the arrest of yourself.

That's just the reason I come here

to take this crime course.

You see, whenever I lift somethin',

my conscience smacks me right in the kisser.

And I says to myself, "Knockout,

you gotta take this thing back "

But I can't, because I forgets

where I got it.

But now things

are gonna be different...

because if I study

to be a detective...

I could get clues on myself

and solve my own larceny.

To recognize one's faults requires intelligence.

To admit them requires courage.

Congratulations, Mr. Wellington.

- Thanks. Thanks.

- Class dismissed.

- Oh, Mr Moto.

- Yes, Lee?

I thought you would like to know

I got a letter from Pop yesterday.

- You did?

- Mm-hmm. He sent his best to you.

Thank you.

And how is your honorable father...

enjoying his home life

in beautiful Honolulu?

He seems fine, but he kind

of worries about me.

You see, I'm really supposed to be studying

art here at the university.

But, gosh, I wanna be a detective.

I understand. My parents

wanted me to be an acrobat.

But don't worry, Lee.

I shall write to your father...

and I shall tell him that you

are my most promising student.

Gee, thanks, Mr. Moto.

- Come on, Mahoney. Step on it.

- Okay, Lieutenant.

Here we are, Mr. Moto.

Are you ready?

This is Lee Chan, Lieutenant Riggs.

I invited him

to join us this evening.

Lieutenant Riggs is the head

of the homicide squad.

- Hiya, Lee.

- Glad to meet you, Lieutenant.

I know your old man well.

He's got plenty on the ball. Eh, Moto?

- We are but floundering amateurs in contrast.

- Come on. Let's go.

Gosh, we must be doing 80.

Are we going to a murder?

No, just a simple little case

of assault and battery.

Get a load of these.

Right at the ringside.

Swell.

Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!

Hello, boys.

- Hello, champ.

- Hello, boys. How are ya?

- Clipper McCoy been around?

- He just went in. Ticket, please.

Looks like another sellout, Gabby.

Oughta be with the buildup I gave it. Call me up,

Clipper, when you need a publicity man.

- No, thanks. I don't do much advertising

in my line.

- Hello, boys. How are ya?

- Hello, Biff. Who's gonna win tonight?

Well, I ain't paid

much attention to it.

- As far as I'm concerned, they're both pushovers.

- Mmm.

- Nice, modest boy you got there, Nick.

- He's the champ, ain't he?

What's the smart money

saying tonight, Clipper?

Five-to-four on a decision either way.

Tame going for a long shot player like you.

Maybe not. Ten grand says Stanton

won't come out for the fifth.

- You're drinking too much, Nick.

- I got a hunch. That's all.

Hey, wait a minute.

Gerry Connors is Stanton's manager.

He has been known to listen when somebody

wanted his boy to take a dive.

And miss a shot at the title?

Don't be a sap.

- You wanna cover the 10 grand?

- I'll lay it off, but the best

I can get is 3-to-1. Okay?

- Sure.

- And listen, Nick.

I hope this hunch of yours isn't the kind

you can put a frame around.

Clipper, you'd suspect

your own grandmother.

Yeah, but you're not

my grandmother.

Wanna bet on it?

Somebody's dumpin' a lot of dough on

Stanton kissing the canvas in the fourth.

- These just came over the office Teletype.

- Let me see it.

Ten grand in St. Louis, 20 in Detroit

and 15 in Pittsburgh.

They're sure loaded for bear.

You wait here.

I'm gonna phone.

- Well, if it ain't little Penny.

- Now, now, boys, be respectful to Miss Kendall.

After all, 50 million women read what

she says about the "ducky-wucky" fighters.

Is it true that wrestlers make better husbands

than prizefighters?

Good evening, morons.

You'll all seem in your usual dazed condition.

Gonna write a thrilling rsum of what

the well-dressed fighter will wear?

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