
Mondomanila, or: How I Fixed My Hair After a Rather Long Journey
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- 2010
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In a few minutes...
Mondomanila will be covered in darkness.
What you're going to observe...
Is horrible...
Creepy...
Nauseating...
Frightening...
Without exaggerating.
Don't try this at home.
This has never been shown before.
It's almost night.
In Mondomanila.
Prepare yourself.
Keep your eyes wide open...
Until the midst of night.
I always laugh myself to death,
when those wise guys claim...
That they have a solution
for our problems.
They don't know hunger like we do.
They've never felt how their great intestines
The pain of the acidformation in our stomachs.
Tony D.
Mother Mariiya's eldest son
Leader of the Paranoid Squad.
Tough guy, street punk, junkie.
Our fucking government,
these fucking institutions...
Those fucking politicians
and those filthy rich assholes...
And the worst of all...
That goddamned, fucking church...
Apart from doing nothing for us,
they also forbid us from having fun.
And they tell us how to f*ck.
F*ck off.
It's our only way out.
It stills our hunger, softens our pain,
and calms our tormented minds.
It lets us forget the reality,
we wake up in every day.
You're already drunk.
Hey Patotok, give me that glass.
Are you gonna drink, or not?
- Here
You're such a dipsomaniac..
- And you have a tiny dick.
I saw him jerk off with a pincet.
You're about to get smacked by my dick.
Are you gonna use that pincet again?
Light that thing, man.
Can't you do it yourself?
Duck eggs for sale.
Mutya.
The Paranoid Squad's toastmaster.
Tony D.'s best friend and partner in crime.
Duck eggs salesman.
Goddamnit, nobody wants to buy anything.
They're not expensive.
Why not?
Sir, krupuk? Duck eggs?
I don't have any money.
- Absolutely nothing?
Maybe next time, pal.
Duck eggs, baby?
Dirt cheap.
- How much?
For you, seven pesos.
Thanks.
What about you, krupuk?
Krupuk's the only thing I've left.
Guys, shall I get baby?
- Shit, no, she's disgusting.
You're just fussy, asshole.
Do you have any idea of how many cunts
How many?
- Ten.
You mean ten hairs left on your balls.
Patotok.
Squatterpunk.
Hates putting on clothes.
Hates filthy pussies.
Don't call us...
Paranoid paranoid, paranoid, paranoid...
No paranoid guy...
No paranoid guy...
Thinks that he's paranoid...
Paranoid paranoid, paranoid, paranoid...
You're jerking off all day.
F*ck you!
You're known as the biggest wanker
of the neighbourhood.
Stupid pinhead, you're still a virgin.
Just admit it,
you've never fucked.
Stupid junkie.
What an asshole.
Dugyot.
Patotok's partner.
Always horny
Loves pussy.
Awesome!
Keep still.
I want to f*ck!
Poor bitch, you're my baby.
I want more.
One more time..
Hey, Ungay are you gonna drink,
or not?
A tit you can suck completely dry,
but that glass's a different story.
How come?
Just suck a cunt.
Look, he's jerking off.
Ungay
sells cabbage.
Jerks off, wherever and whenever he wants.
What are you doing, man?
He's still standing.
Are you jerking off again?
Bunch of assholes, just let me
jerk myself off!
Mutya's father.
Pauper on the corner of Edsa & Kamias.
Blinded by diabetes.
Loves porn.
That's disgusting, man.
You even f*ck Lovely Loanshark.
In exchange for a month's rent.
And her cunt smells, man.
Perverted maniac!
Don't pretend like
you don't know what that means.
Lovely Loanshark. Owns the appartment
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