
Midnight Sex Run
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- Year:
- 2015
- 100 min
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HEAVY BREATHING...
... KIDS LAUGHING...
... [FIRECRACKER POPS]...
... Jordan. Ted. Stop it.
Please, leave me alone.
Listen to this freaking gaylord.
Why are you such a
fudge packer, Jeffrey?
Ya, why do you look at our
nads in the shower?
I do not. I like girls. Babes.
Just like you guys.
Then tell me,
How many girls have you
fingered at camp this summer?
Tons.
Liar.
Well, how many have you fingered?
I used a different finger on each girl.
Diana, Naomi, Tova, Sherri,
Annie, Gaby, Racquel,
Betsie and Jodi.
here for Jennifer Peters.
Jennifer Peters?
Ha ha ha.
lay a finger on her.
We'll see about that.
We both frenched her you f*ck head.
She's too good for you A-holes.
She's pure.
She loves me.
She will never fall under your spell.
What did you just say to us, cock boy?
Ya, I couldn't hear you
over this fire cracker.
NO, NO, NO.
Please, don't do it.
Do it man.
Cawabunga, butt pipe.
[BOOM]...
... AHH.
MUSIC CONTINUES...
...I cannot believe I used to pay
some bitch in Burbank...
...80 bucks, 80 bucks to hinder
this shit on me.
A fuckin' dollar for this Sharpie, dude.
Entrepreneur, baby.
Hey, I still need you to
do the back though.
Ya. What does it say?
'F*ck the world.'
MUSIC...
... [KNOCK KNOCK]...
...Hi, I'm a friend of Jordan's.
Dude, you got female company.
Rachel. Hey, what a surprise.
Is everything alright?
Ya, everything is fine.
Sorry, I was just...
... in the neighborhood.
Is this a bad time?
Oh, no.
I was just taking a nap.
Oh ya?
Can I come lay down with you?
Oh, no.
... I gotta go now.
I have an audition.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll get out of your way.
What time is it?
It's, um, it's 3 o'clock.
Ya. I gotta-- 3? Wow...
... I'm sorry, It's actually 2 o'clock.
I'm late.
Ok.
Thanks for coming.
Ya. it was really nice seeing you too.
Ya, right.
Hey, I brought this back for you.
It's the shirt you let me
wear when I stayed over.
Sorry I've had it a long time...
... it's just kinda hard to track you down.
You could of kept it.
It's fine. Thanks.
And I made this CD for you.
It's some of my songs.
They're just demos so don't
judge me on them yet.
That's awesome.
That's really cool.
Some of them are actually about you.
I'm famous.
Cool. Which ones?
Just listen to it if you get bored.
Can't wait.
Jordan, you're not wearing any shoes?
They're in the car.
Oh.
Bye. Have a--
Have a really good audition.
MUSIC...
... Could you please not-- It's not cute...
... It's just a picture.
No. Please don't.
Please. Thank you.
Okay, fine. Don't freak out.
I don't want to be on the internet.
Why don't you take your
jacket off. Stay awaile.
How many lunches is this now?
Are you counting our lunches?
No.
It's called getting to know each other.
I know. I just--...
... I think I'm better at night time.
I'm more of a night time type of guy.
Really?
Because that's when your texts
go from being clever and sweet...
... to super creepy and weird.
You can't judge my tone over
text message.
You don't know the tone I'm going for.
What tone were you going for
with this one...
...'I want to lay you on your
stomach and kiss down your legs,
down the back of your knees
and take off your socks...
...and suck and bite your toes,
bottom of feet.'
Yeah, that's the tone...
...You know when I hear my phone
buzz at one in the morning I go,
Here it comes. And then I
look and I'm like,
'Shocker. There's Teddy's penis again.'
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