Mickey's House of Villains

Happy Halloween.

Oh, boy! Trick or treat!

Tonight, l'm going to go out

and scare everybody.

You? Scare everybody?

Donald, on a Scare-o-Meter,

you're barely a squeal.

Yep. She's right.

You're not going

to frighten anyone...

dressed up

like a big red bunny.

Bunny? l'll show you.

Huh. There seems to be...

an awful lot of villains

here tonight.

Aw, relax, Minnie.

lt's Halloween.

l'm sure they're not

up to any tricks.

Oh, Halloween

at the House of Mouse.

All treats and no tricks.

lf this were my house,

l'd run things differently.

-Add a splash of evil?

-Pillage and plunder?

Blah, blah, blah.

Every year it's the same thing--

all talk and no play.

What a bunch of dull villains.

Well, this year

will be different.

l've got a trick

for Mickey Mouse...

but you'll all have to wait

until midnight.

lt's a Houseketeer Halloween...

so grab your garlic and get set

for America's Most Haunted.

He's Count Mickey Mouse.

Velcome.

Velcome, my children.

Oh, boy! l love Halloween.

Lots of haunted happenings

around town.

Why, Chernobog

threw a big party.

You know,

it's easy to get to his house.

Just make a right

on Bald Mountain.

lt's funny, because it's true.

Why, l even saw Hades.

He was really

painting the town dead.

Love that.

Hey, l also heard

there's a big shindig...

over at

the elephant graveyard.

lt's B.Y.O.B.

Bring your own bones.

And now

let's start off the fun...

with this

tricky Halloween tale.

Boo.

What manner of ghoul is this?

Uh-oh. The boys.

Hello, boys.

Trick or treat!

For you...

and you and you.

Thank you, Uncle Donald.

Whoa, Beelzebub. Whoa.

Steady there, old boy.

Now here's your treat.

So long, boys.

Oh, bless

their little black hearts.

l saw the whole thing, kids.

Down, Beelzebub.

Down, please. Thank you.

Oh, look, a real witch.

Oh, joy!

Thou do believeth in witches.

Just for that,

l'll help thee get thy candy.

Uh-oh. Another one.

My name, sir, is Hazel.

Witch Hazel, that is.

That quacking rogue

is tougher than l thought.

Now come here, boys.

l'll tell you

what l'm going to do.

l need some very

gruesome ingredients--

a cauldron of swamp water...

Double, double,

toil and trouble.

Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Eye of needle,

tongue of shoe...

hand of clock

that points at 2:00.

This is the real thing,

you know.

Right out of Shakespeare.

Neck of bottle,

tail of coat...

whiskers from the billy goat.

Here you are, Hazel.

Repulsive.

Delightfully gruesome reaction.

Kids, this stuff's loaded.

Oh, boy!

Boy, this is fun!

What in the heck is that?

-Attaboy, Beelzebub!

-Oh, boy!

Oh, l don't believe it.

Trick or treat,

trick or treat

Trick or treat

for Halloween

When the pumpkin shells

cast evil spells

Your little white house

turns green

Your little white house

turns green

This is too--

Every post is a ghost

lf you got a witch's brew

And if you want your gate

to circulate

Ho, ho, we can do that, too

Trick or treat,

trick or treat

Trick or treat,

trick or treat

Trick or treat

for Halloween

When ghosts and goblins

by the score

Ring the bell

on your front door

You better not be stingy

Or your nightmares

will come true

Now, are you going

to treat...or not?

Yes, ma'am. Right away.

Oh, my goodness.

Ghosts and goblins.

l don't understand.

Kids,

this pigeon's a pushover.

Pushover?

The key.

l just been a-itchin'

to cast a spell on you.

Hocus pocus, magic shower.

Put his feet within my power.

Hey, what was that stuff?

Feet...

Kick out that key.

Yippee! Look at him dance!

Oh, dance with your feet

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