McHale's Navy

Synopsis: Retired Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale spends his days puttering around the Caribbean in the old PT-73 selling homebrew, ice cream, and swimsuit calendars. He's brought out of retirement when his old nemesis turned the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladikov, takes over the island of San Moreno and starts building a nuclear launch silo on it. With help from his old crew and hindrances from Captain Wallace B. Binghampton, who sank a cruise liner a while back, McHale tries to put Vladikov out of business.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Bryan Spicer
Production: Universal Pictures
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
3%
PG
Year:
1997
108 min
114 Views


1

[ With Russian Accent ]

Here he comes.

It's about time.

Gentlemen, I'm sorry I'm late.

Welcome.

It's an honor to have...

such distinguished visitors

as yourselves on my island.

I hope the trip

was satisfactory.

Forget that.

I hope that you have

considered our offer.

Yes, and I do have

some concerns...

but they are minor.

We now expect your full

cooperation, Governor.

Secrecy is of the utmost importance.

You understand?

Of course, of course.

There is no chance

anyone will ever know.

What the hell is that?

[ Camera Shutter Clicking ]

[ With German Accent ]

Gentlemen.

This is Major Vladakov.

He will be in charge.

I am sure you are aware

of his reputation.

He is perhaps the second-greatest

terrorist in the world

[ chuckling ]

What? You are not?

It's impossible to get number one.

He's never available.

How fortunate for me.

Now, to our mission:

Restoring the old world order...

so that once again, you

may all drive Cadillacs,

and I can become the number-one

terrorist in the world.

So, let's take a tour

of your island,

shall we?

This guy is a big mistake.

I don't think so.

We'll see.

[ Shutter Clicking ]

[ Rock 'N' Roll ]

Oh, the house is a-rockin'

Don't bother knockin'

yeah, the house is a-rockin'

Don't bother knockin'

yeah, the house is a-rockin'

Don't bother

come on in

well, keep talkin' and

she starts losin' the blues

This old house

ain't got nothin' to lose

I've seen it all for years

Start spreadin' the news

we got room on the floor

come on, baby

Shake somethin' loose

well, the house is a-rockin'

Don't bother knockin'

yeah, the house is a-rockin'

Don't bother knockin'

The house is a-rockin'

Don't bother come on in

oh

yeah

well, the house is a-rockin'

Don't bother knockin'

yeah, the house is a-rockin'

Don't bother knockin'

The house is a-rockin'

Don't bother

come on in

well, walkin' up the street

you can hear the sound

Some band honky-tonka few

Layin' it down

They've seen it all

for years

Ain't gota-nothin' to lose

So get out on the floor

yeah, baby

Shake somethin' loose

oh, the house is a-rockin'

Don't bother knockin'

yeah, the house is a-rockin'

Don't bother knockin'

yeah, the house is a-rockin'

Don't bother

come on in

yow

[ Men Talking, Shouting ]

[ Man ] Hey, good shot

Left, right, left.

To the left, to the left,

to the left, right, left.

To the left, to the left,

to the left, right, left.

To the left, to the left,

to the left, right, left.

To the left, to the left,

to the left, right, left

To the left, to the left,

to the left, right, left.

Company, halt!

Request permission to commence

flag-raising ceremony, sir.

Permission granted,

Ensign Parker.

[ Humming "The

Star-Spangled Banner" ]

[ Continues Humming ]

[ Continues Humming ]

Uh-oh.

[ Loud Crack ]

Holy mother of liberty!

That's a federal offense.

Plus it's big. You need a medium.

McHale, what are you doing here?

This base is

for Naval personnel only.

You are gonna get--

Hey, cool whistle.

You know, McHale, you cannot bribe

your way onto a Naval base.

Keep it. I'll see you later.

[ Tooting ]

[ Notes Descending ]

[ Man ] come on, Willie.

quit stallin'.

It's your turn.

Oh, lighten up, Gruber.

You can't rush this stuff

you don't complain

when you're drinkin' it

"If it hadn't actually

happened to me,

"I never would have

thought it possible.

"It all started one night in a

small diner outside of town.

"I couldn't help but

notice how the waitress...

"kept giving me the sexy eye.

Oh.

"Then her twin sister

walked in." Uh-uh.

With their mother.

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