McDull: Me & My Mum
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- 2014
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I'm an experienced cop for over 30 years.
People don't like cops.
When my wife agreed to marry me
Her mom wept bitter tears
and threatened to hang herself.
Years have passed.
It was me and me alone who
cracked the Century Robbery.
Throw in the Century Kidnap
The Century Butcher.
And the Century Reaper, too.
But what does it mean?
At the custody case
My boy told the judge
My old man, he stinks!
All because I hid in a manhole
for three months to spy on the "suspect"
And the smell, it just wouldn't...
Three years and another three,
that'll be ten years soon.
Your honour, my old man has six tits.
That time, I was only saved
by wearing two bullet-proof vests.
Your honour, my old man has four butts.
Now what can that mean?
Oh, my God!
Over 30 years' time,
and people still don't like cops...
Until this smug chap appears.
Detective! Detective! I adore you!
In just a few years.
Sympathy, Empathy
Is what I called the sixth
sense in Criminology
Not only invited by the FBI
and Interpol to give training course...
Even the Cordon Bleu Chef Academy
Ridiculously honoured him.
You kidding me?
the toon which recounts his story...
He is now more popular than Sherlock.
Joy, attack!
The mystery is now solved!
A dragon? Really!
I've met him. More like a hog.
I'll grow up to be a detective!
Send me the cases!
I'll be THE detective! De-all-the-tect!
I'll be THE detective! Ha! Ha! Ha!
But, sonny, your old man
is a True Detective...
Honey, if we met today,
would you love me a bit more?
Sir, are you alright?
Nah...
I was testing if the bed weren't tapered...
Any discovery?
I see this as another enclosed murder.
The victim, a big tycoon around town.
Murdered in an enclosed room
with the safe left open.
The victim, unsoiled as a new born baby...
You keep grueling them!
Yes Sir!
Sir, it's bad.
The suspects are now wailing like hell.
Wail they might! More grueling.
But, sir... shouldn't we get him?
A bunch of us here
And we need an outsider to give help?
Time is short! The reporters're arriving!
And some of the suspects've
soiled their pants!
No matter!
The big shots've said
we'd always call him in!
- Sir, do it!
- Sir
I need a number...
Bobby Mak... what?
Bobby Mak, what's his birth name?
McDuM
So you've valuables
at home that
you don't want intruders to find?
Wrap them up like this, then bundle it.
Now, who'd be interested in a dumpling?
Those household appliances,
They sure go spaced out at times.
Now, hit it sans mercy...
And they perform!
We can hit it some more.
And surely
Kids go spaced out at times too.
Hit them like this...
and this.
Let me tell you...
What magic a knife can do to a steak...
Jamie couldn't do better, huh?
An audience writes,
he has a job interview in town,
But as he has no long pants,
he is concerned about his hairy legs.
Would those legs be offensive?
Now, now... pick up your knife
move it over, and over, and over.
The victim, 1.6M,
56 kg, on his forehead...
Waist?
Waist, 92cm.
Body fat percentage?
Say... 33.
Great, now turn him over.
Again... What do you see?
Noted.
Cappuccino an hour ago.
Then he had a cake, and two tarts.
Turn him over.
Then he peed without washing his hands.
Head stand.
Body fat percentage should be 36.
But without much success
Turn him over again. Bad teeth.
The dentist did a bad job
Failed him when he ate fried chicken.
You don't know this!
Now give us a 180 degree turn and so on...
Great.
He loves potato chips, cheese flavour.
On train or plane, he
prefers a window seat.
Australian rice, not Thai.
So-so relationship with his parents;
Has a wife a year older.
His bowl of goldfish didn't last long.
Hasn't visited his homeland much.
Athlete's foot, size 7 shoes
Wants to dump whenever he hears Andy sings.
Hates ice-cream mooncake,
Lucky number 2 and 16, special number 33.
You kidding me?
The mystery is solved!
No way!
Fei, 4pm...
Let nobody touch him before 4pm.
Invoice will be sent. OK, let's go.
Let's go catch the killer.
Bye!
What about the suspects outside?
Release them. They're innocent.
Bobby! Detective Bobby!
Our idol!
Bobby, we've questions for you!
Bobby, but you're fabulous!
Detective, what's your horoscope?
Who named you Bobby?
Who'd be qualified as your perfect mate?
Who fights better, you or Donnie Yen?
Now be good
And let the Detective go catch the killer.
Right, great! But we're not
going to catch the killer.
Not going to catch the killer!
But you said we'd wait till 4pm.
Wrong.
At 4pm, the mystery will solve itself.
What does that mean? I don't comprehend!
Sir, say something.
Hey, sir? Sir!
I'm an experienced cop
for over 30 years...
Experience can't be compared
to some filthy toon.
Everybody is charmed by this hog.
Sonny. You rather believe
this hog than your pop!
Mother-in-law, call me to join you
when you hang yourself again.
Sir, trust me for another hour, ok?
Trust a hog?
So, let's chat for this next hour.
No, I have a question.
Shoot.
Why are you called Flying Dragon?
Fly I can't, I just scurry.
It's just a toon.
Are your secret weapons
Well, that bit is true.
Who taught you that?
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