McDull: Me & My Mum

Synopsis: McDull: Me and My Mum returns with the little piglet (Zhengzhong) for even more misadventures, he grows up with the loving attention of his mother, the sensible Mrs. Mak (Sandra Ng).
Genre: Animation
Director(s): Brian Tse, Junmin Li (co-director)
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Year:
2014
81 min
37 Views


I'm an experienced cop for over 30 years.

People don't like cops.

When my wife agreed to marry me

Her mom wept bitter tears

and threatened to hang herself.

Years have passed.

It was me and me alone who

cracked the Century Robbery.

Throw in the Century Kidnap

The Century Butcher.

And the Century Reaper, too.

But what does it mean?

At the custody case

My boy told the judge

My old man, he stinks!

All because I hid in a manhole

for three months to spy on the "suspect"

And the smell, it just wouldn't...

Three years and another three,

that'll be ten years soon.

Your honour, my old man has six tits.

That time, I was only saved

by wearing two bullet-proof vests.

Your honour, my old man has four butts.

Now what can that mean?

Oh, my God!

Over 30 years' time,

and people still don't like cops...

Until this smug chap appears.

Detective! Detective! I adore you!

A young detective who cracked

a series of stunning cases

In just a few years.

Sympathy, Empathy

Is what I called the sixth

sense in Criminology

Not only invited by the FBI

and Interpol to give training course...

Even the Cordon Bleu Chef Academy

Ridiculously honoured him.

You kidding me?

With DETECTIVE FLYING DRAGON,

the toon which recounts his story...

He is now more popular than Sherlock.

Joy, attack!

The mystery is now solved!

A dragon? Really!

I've met him. More like a hog.

I'll grow up to be a detective!

Send me the cases!

I'll be THE detective! De-all-the-tect!

I'll be THE detective! Ha! Ha! Ha!

But, sonny, your old man

is a True Detective...

Honey, if we met today,

would you love me a bit more?

Sir, are you alright?

Nah...

I was testing if the bed weren't tapered...

Any discovery?

I see this as another enclosed murder.

The victim, a big tycoon around town.

Murdered in an enclosed room

with the safe left open.

The victim, unsoiled as a new born baby...

The murderer is still here,

You keep grueling them!

Yes Sir!

Sir, it's bad.

The suspects are now wailing like hell.

Wail they might! More grueling.

But, sir... shouldn't we get him?

A bunch of us here

And we need an outsider to give help?

Time is short! The reporters're arriving!

And some of the suspects've

soiled their pants!

No matter!

The big shots've said

we'd always call him in!

- Sir, do it!

- Sir

I need a number...

Bobby Mak... what?

Bobby Mak, what's his birth name?

McDuM

So you've valuables

at home that

you don't want intruders to find?

Wrap them up like this, then bundle it.

Now, who'd be interested in a dumpling?

Those household appliances,

They sure go spaced out at times.

Now, hit it sans mercy...

And they perform!

We can hit it some more.

And surely

Kids go spaced out at times too.

Hit them like this...

and this.

Let me tell you...

What magic a knife can do to a steak...

Jamie couldn't do better, huh?

An audience writes,

he has a job interview in town,

But as he has no long pants,

he is concerned about his hairy legs.

Would those legs be offensive?

Now, now... pick up your knife

move it over, and over, and over.

The victim, 1.6M,

56 kg, on his forehead...

Waist?

Waist, 92cm.

Body fat percentage?

Say... 33.

Great, now turn him over.

Again... What do you see?

Awful stuff coming out.

Noted.

The victim drank one

Cappuccino an hour ago.

Then he had a cake, and two tarts.

Turn him over.

Then he peed without washing his hands.

Head stand.

Body fat percentage should be 36.

He tried losing weight

But without much success

Turn him over again. Bad teeth.

The dentist did a bad job

Failed him when he ate fried chicken.

You don't know this!

Now give us a 180 degree turn and so on...

Great.

He loves potato chips, cheese flavour.

On train or plane, he

prefers a window seat.

Australian rice, not Thai.

So-so relationship with his parents;

Has a wife a year older.

His bowl of goldfish didn't last long.

Hasn't visited his homeland much.

Athlete's foot, size 7 shoes

Wants to dump whenever he hears Andy sings.

Hates ice-cream mooncake,

Lucky number 2 and 16, special number 33.

You kidding me?

The mystery is solved!

No way!

Fei, 4pm...

Let nobody touch him before 4pm.

Invoice will be sent. OK, let's go.

Let's go catch the killer.

Bye!

What about the suspects outside?

Release them. They're innocent.

Bobby! Detective Bobby!

Our idol!

Bobby, we've questions for you!

Bobby, but you're fabulous!

Detective, what's your horoscope?

Who named you Bobby?

Who'd be qualified as your perfect mate?

Who fights better, you or Donnie Yen?

Now be good

And let the Detective go catch the killer.

Right, great! But we're not

going to catch the killer.

Not going to catch the killer!

But you said we'd wait till 4pm.

Wrong.

At 4pm, the mystery will solve itself.

What does that mean? I don't comprehend!

Sir, say something.

Hey, sir? Sir!

I'm an experienced cop

for over 30 years...

Experience can't be compared

to some filthy toon.

Everybody is charmed by this hog.

Sonny. You rather believe

this hog than your pop!

Mother-in-law, call me to join you

when you hang yourself again.

Sir, trust me for another hour, ok?

Trust a hog?

So, let's chat for this next hour.

No, I have a question.

Shoot.

Why are you called Flying Dragon?

Fly I can't, I just scurry.

It's just a toon.

Are your secret weapons

a hanger and nylon ropes'?

Well, that bit is true.

Who taught you that?

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