Matrimoni e altri disastri
- Year:
- 2010
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That's me, the one who's crying.
My name is Nana and I'm not
really crying, I'm overcome.
Of course you do.
My little sister, Beatrice,
and Alessandro.
..before God to ceIebrate
your union...
I'm what's euphemistically called
''a single woman''.
In other words, a spinster.
Anywway, I'm misty-eyed
because the kid I tutored in Latin
is getting married.
My sister, lucky her,
had plenty of men.:
tall, short, dark, blond,
rich, poor, Italian and foreign.
Younger, older...
All of them nuts about her !
I've only had twwo.
Both of the them were nuts,
but not about me.
The first was in high school.
We managed to make out
a few times and then it was over.
My other relationship was serious,
it lasted 10 years.
Then Paolo, the man in question,
told me he wanted
to change his life radically.
From that moment on,
my love life was put on hold.
But to explain
why I'm here right now,
we have to go back
a month or so.
MarceI, sweetie, I had a dream.
or I'II forget.
The Iast time I made Iove
was 985 days ago.
F*** !
Good morning.
I'II heIp the Iady.
Good morning.
Good morning. I don't know
what's wrong, it's stone dead.
Tried pIugging it in ?
I'm not stupid !
Because Iast time...
- I'II caII you when it's ready.
- Okay, when wiII it be ready ?
Okay. Thanks.
- But caII me when it's ready.
- Okay. WiII you Ieave the bag ?
- Why ?
- To protect your Iaptop.
AII right. Thanks very much !
Goodbye.
Good morning !
On Fridays, I have a set
lunch date with my family.
For some reason,
my parent's home suffocates me.
That guy sleeping peacefully
is my father.
Hard to believe he terrorized
generations of students
who hated, loved,
feared and respected him.
But nobody loved
Dad !
- We haven't even eaten yet.
I was up Iate Iast night.
It's the Estates-GeneraI.
A revoIution !
That moron engaged to your sister
has convinced everyone that we need
to become big producers.
Watch out !
Never impIy that you went
to ask for something.
We're Iate, mom'II be Iivid.
Another thorn
in my drab life.: my mother.
The beautifuI Iady
at the head of the tabIe.
Yes, she's better looking, slimmer,
more elegant and relaxed than me.
She's perfect, she can do it all.
I suspect that her perfection
has ruined my life.
No, I'm certain of it.
She used to be an actress,
but now she's busy with our winery.
Bea, have you spoken to Bauer ?
Why ?
We've asked him
to do a reading at the winery.
For the Girondino 2003 Iaunch.
I introduced you to him.
I couId've asked him !
- What a drag !
- Me ?
No ! Bauer...
He made a big deaI out of it !
He's an award-winning writer !
We shouId've invited Wayne Newton.
- He has fans...
- Not eating ?
- I'm not hungry.
- Don't you feeI weII ?
- I'm fine, thanks.
AIessandro and I
are caIIing off the wedding.
But you fixed a date !
What's going on ?
I'II be away for a month.
He can't organize everything
on his own, poor thing.
- No time to organize the wedding ?
- UnbeIievabIe, huh ?
So what ? Get married when you return,
That's fine, isn't it ?
I have to go to the States,
I have to finaIize the scheduIe
with the importers.
- By Jove, how serious !
- Not a Iaughing matter.
It is, they're caIIing off a wedding
because of a scheduIe...
ReaIIy ? Laugh then.
- Excuse her, she's very tired.
- Okay...
Beatrice canceIIed her wedding
and you're off to pIay cards ?
- Me ? No.
Just hearing the word ''wedding''
makes me tense.
- I'd be hopeIess.
- No, you'd be perfect !
You've got pIenty of time.
- What do you mean ?
- Nothing, I just said...
That I don't do sh*t aII day Iong ?
The bookshop and the tutoriaIs
are just buIIshit, right ?
I don't earn much
so it's not reaI work.
- Excuse me.
- Where are you going, sweetie ?
To teII Bea I can't heIp her out.
Uncle Duccio is a bachelor.
He went to school with dad
and was mom's theatrical agent.
We call him uncle, but he's not.
Nobody knows about his interaction
with the opposite sex,
this secrecy has led to rumors
that he's homosexual.
I've alwways thought
he wasn't interested either way.
AIessandro's the best thing
in my Iife.
With aII that's going on,
You won't Iose him, I'II heIp you !
- ReaIIy ?
- Yes.
- You'II handIe the wedding ? Thanks !
- Did I say that ?
Sorry, I wanted to taIk to you
but it can wait.
No, darIing !
I've got some great news.
- Nana's handIing the wedding !
- ReaIIy ?
I didn't actuaIIy offer...
We're getting married in a month !
- Great news !
- AII I need is the bridaI registry...
..the favors, the catering...
not much stuff.
I'm such an idiot !
You couId do it together.
What ? Me and him ?
It'II be faster. Right, honey ?
WeII, it sounds doabIe...
- Is it a probIem for you ?
What a great idea I had !
Thanks, sweetie.
Let's teII mom, she
was reaIIy upset.
Oh dear,
what an idiot...
Hi mom, hi Nana.
Leo ! What are you doing here ?
No, I'm not David CopperfieId !
There's a strike.
- What for ?
- Dunno. Fascists, trade unionists...
..Communists, teachers.
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