Married by Christmas
- Year:
- 2016
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[alarm beeping]
[Christmas music plays]
Santa,
it's that time of year again
When I ask you for some things
from the North Pole
I want a dress, a lollipop
And a diamond chain
But every year my stocking's
filled with coal
So make a list
Check it twice
I think you know
who's naughty or nice
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- I hope it's true
- Thank you. Good morning.
- Oh, Santa
- Good morning. Hi!
- Hi.
- Okay, so now, your 2:00 is moved to 5:30,
so I canceled cocktails
with Will Ambrose.
You have a 4 a.m.
conference call
with New York in the morning.
I need you to review
and sign these.
- These are done.
- Oh, great. Excellent.
- Here you go. Pen. All right.
- No.
And I need you to decide between
with a bow around its neck,
or this winter wonderland cabin
for this year's
Shouldn't there be a picture of fruit
or a chocolate manger or something?
We're a food
distribution company.
I don't make the cards,
I just sign your name to em.
Okay, um... goose.
You can eat that, right?
Yeah, if you live
in a Dickens novel.
Oh, can you put out a memo
that we're gonna close up shop
early tomorrow
for Thanksgiving Eve, please?
Really? Does that privilege
extend to your humble assistant?
- It does.
- Are you going soft on me?
No. I have plenty to do,
but Mom's forcing me
to come over and
stuff a Turducken.
Why in the world would
your mother let you cook?
Because the professional chef in the
family is bringing home her new boyfriend.
- Ooh! Have you met him yet?
- No, no one has.
But, um, Katie says
there's some big surprise,
so while you're at it, can you
make me a list of wedding venues,
a spreadsheet, because the girl is
as transparent as tissue paper.
- Oh! That's so exciting!
- Is it?
You're such a grump before
you have any caffeine. Here.
Oh, speaking of which,
don't forget you have
coffee with your dad at 5:00.
Oh! He wants to go over
the Rowling Vineyards proposal.
Well, as the person
that personally piloted
your exhaustive research, I can
assure you, you're prepared.
I'm gonna ask him
to let me run the deal.
- Go team!
- [chuckles] Oh, by the way,
did you finalize the rentals
- Yep.
- Fantastic. I want everything to be perfect.
You guys deserve it.
Basically, my whole goal
is for everyone to have so much
fun that their head explodes.
That's festive.
Oh, also, can you
Google Turducken?
Oh, yes. It's a chicken stuffed inside
of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey.
Okay, I'm gonna need
some rubber gloves.
Katie's engaged.
Mm! Love is in the air.
So is the swine flu, Zelda.
Don't offend Cupid, Carrie Tate.
He could have an arrow
with your name on it.
[Zelda chuckles]
Oh!
Mm-mm.
How do you misspell "Mark"?
Oh! With a hint of irony
and extra foam, apparently.
- That is... I mean, cheers.
- Cheers. Mm.
So, Dad, a golf game, coffee.
Plan on making it into
I don't have to be
a workaholic anymore,
because you've
taken over that job.
Oh, okay! So I can have
- Wonderful.
- Patience, grasshopper.
When have you ever
known me to have patience?
- Ah...
- I can, however, rock a spreadsheet.
- The cover art's impressive.
- I try.
Okay. So, Rowling Vineyards.
They're a winery in Napa.
And just this last year, their
entire Pinot crop was destroyed
by black rot and now they're
on the verge of bankruptcy.
- Mm-hm.
- So I believe that we could recoup
in, listen to this, six months,
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