Malice in Wonderland

Synopsis: An American law student in London. Knocked down by a black cab, she wakes with amnesia in a world that's a million miles from home - Wonderland. We follow her adventures as she's dragged through an underworld filled with twisted individuals and the lowest low-lifers, by the enigmatic cab driver, Whitey. She needs to find out who she is, where she's from and use what wits she has left to get back home in one piece. As her journey progresses she discovers nothing is what it seems, realizes that fate and life are terminally entwined, and finds true love lurking in the unlikeliest place.
87 min

(Angelica's Bring Back Her Head)

If you say you'll burn your car

If you'll burn that motorcar

And I know it is faux pas

And I know it is faux pas

If she means that much to you

If there's nothing you won't do

Yeah, you'll burn it

through and through

Yeah, you'll burn it

through and through

Bring her head back to me

Bring her head back to me

She's not all she's meant to be

She's not all she's meant to be

If you cut her she will bleed

If you cut her she will bleed

If she means that much to you

If there's nothing you won't do

Yeah, you'll burn it

through and through

Yeah, you'll burn it

through and through

- Bring her head back to me

Bring her head back to me...

Spare some change, miss?

- Do you know where Hulme Street is?

- Hulme?

H-U-L-M-E. My mom lives there.

Used to.

You'll get it back...


I used to know a woman

who lived on Hulme Street.

This way!

- F***!

- Idiots!

Late, I'm late! Gotta get me there.

No, no...

Oi! Move it!

Come on, get up.

Do you want a f***ing Oscar?

Look at the time! Look at the bloody time!

Late in 2 places at once.

Listen... I ain't got time for this.

I wish I did, but I ain't. So...

Oi! I saw that! I saw that!

Booze. She's out of it.

She's one of 'em f***ing binge-drinkers.

What is it you want?

Letsby Avenue? Yeah, up you get!

- Police, please.

- She'll sleep it off.

OK, in you go.

That's it. Go.

- That's it.

- A girl with a white coat...

Leave it, whitey, leave it. There's no time.

I'm late.

Whitey's rules, number 1:

"No dying."

Rule 2:
"No puking."

Rule 3:
"No nothing else."

No time for ER. I've got a pick-up to make

and nothing's gonna stand in my way.

Get ready for the land that time forgot.

This isn't right.


Los-f***ing-Angeles this is not.

Where are you taking me?

Home... eventually.

But the party first-- Harry's.

- What's your name?

- My name...?

I... I can't remember.

Had a bang on the head?

Yeah, that's amne... amn...

What is it? It's...


You lost your f***ing memory.

For your knees... For your nerves...

For your breath...

What's this one here?

Here y'are. Wallop.

- for your head.

- Now, listen to me.

Pop one of 'em down your rabbit hole,

it's gonna knock you out at first.

Afterwards, you're gonna be

as sharp as sh*t.

Trust me... I'm a doctor.

I do prescriptions.

People tell me

what they need... and I nick it.

Thank you.

I've gotta get me there... I'm late.

Harry Hunt...

Big boss.

Just got out of jail.

Big party.

Best present ever.

Pure and uncut...

Special import.

Gotta get me that Thai for Harry...


- Mr. Griffin...

- Look, I have to warn you.

Mr. Griffin...

What's in here may change

your life forever. Are you sure?


- Sure?

- Yes.

- ...change your life forever...

- I called the private investigator.

...inside this will change...

There's Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

What's in here...?


- Who are you?

- I know who I am...

Who are you?

Drugs... For your breath?!

- I don't know.

- Me neither.

- This is getting me nowhere.

- Depends where you wanna be.

My head.


Is that my bag?

You've got my bag!

That's my bag!

As soon as I woke up I said,

"Today was gonna be a bad day".

That's 7 words, 3 seconds to say them.

Already I'm late getting out of bed.

Time snowballs.

Second here, second there,

and now I've missed my delivery.


Where's my goods?

This way!

Well, that's f***ing specific.


I've totted the takings.

Come back!

And not one... tosspot

has reached target.

- Wait!

- Target's to hard, Gonzo?

Is it?

Where's the diddy man?

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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