Madea's Family Reunion

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Good morning, baby girl.

Now, baby, I got|to go to work.

So, I thought|that this salt bath...

would help with|your soreness.

I love you.

Enjoy your bath.

I know, mom.

Yeah.

Soon.

OK.

OK, bye.

- Hey! Hi.|- Hey, guys.

Let's go.

Where are we going?

It's a surprise.

I'm afraid.

Oh, wait, I have to|get my purse.

We got you covered.|Come on, girl.

No, I can't leave|without my phone.

I am so glad you came.

What do you mean?|You guys kidnapped me.

Well, you deserve it...

and so do I.

All that running around|with my 2 kids.

How are my niece|and my nephew anyway?

They are wonderful...

but you know we had|to move in with Madea.

Neither one of these|baby daddies...

is paying child support.

Triflin'. You know.

It's OK. I'm doing|what I gotta do.

That's a black|woman's motto.

We don't always do|what we want to do...

but we always do|what we have to do.

You should've let me|bring my purse.

You guys can't|afford all this.

Lisa, we wanted to do|something special for you.

Will you relax?|We got it.

Hi.

Hey.

I'm Frankie Henderson.

You ride my bus|all the time.

The number 9.

Right.

Is this your gym?

No, I just|dropped off a painting.

Well, it was good|to see you again.

Look, I was|just wondering...

would you like to go|out with me sometime?

I wrote my number down...

and I know|this place maybe...

You are bold.

You're gonna ask her out|right in front of us?

You know we're gonna|talk about you, right?

Yeah, well...

now that I'm|officially embarrassed...

Excuse me.|I'm her sister.

She'll be calling you.

Good.

All right, bye.

Bye.

Lisa!

Looks like somebody's|got a secret admirer.

Oh, please. You are|taking this number.

No, you didn't!

Yes, I did.

What did he say?

What could he say?|He had to come clean.

He was married.

I am so sick of dating.

And ya'll want me|to go on a date.

'Cause you need to.

You haven't been|out in two years.

Don't worry about me.

Let's talk about you.

In less than ninety days...

you're gonna be marrying...

one of the most eligible|bachelors in Atlanta.

And he's rich?

What did you say he do again?

He's an investment banker.

Yeah, my mom introduced|me to him last year.

I don't even know what|an investment banker does...

but he must be|doing it very well.

Living here|on the 30th floor.

I gotta check my phone.

Just a second.

Who can that be?

I don't know.|You better get it.

Oh.

Are you|Miss Lisa Breaux?

Yes, I am.

May I come in?

Yeah, sure.

What's going on?

You...

are under arrest.

Oh...

No, no, no.|Stop, stop, stop.

No, no. Just stop.

- Just enjoy it.|- Really!

No, really,|you have to go.

No, no, no, no, no,|you have to...

- Girl...|- Please stop that!

I should've cashed my check.

You have to stop|this right now.

OK, OK. Just stop!

Hi, honey.

Hi. I am so sorry.|This was...

this was our idea.

It was all your idea.

Oh, don't be silly.

- Don't be silly.|- I'm Vanessa.

I'm Lisa's sister.|It's really good to meet you.

- This is your sister?|- Yeah.

Come here. So you're|family, family, family.

Come here.

Well, hey, hey.|You guys carry on.

Do your thing, brother.

All right.

Have a good time.

OK. Put the music back on.

No, no, no.|You guys have to go.

Why? He said it was OK.

Donna, look what|she got back there.

She don't need this. Come on!

Whatever.

I paid you|for a full dance...

so we gonna finish|at my house.

It was really good|spending time with you.

Thank you.

Love you. Love you too.

OK, bye. See you guys! Bye!

- Call us!|- I will! OK.

What you doing|bringing him in my house?

And I've been calling you.

I've been|calling you all day.

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