M Is for Masochist


- Alright, Sam, how did you get out.

- Too early for my dad

to close his bar tab.

- Hey wheezy, you're wheezing again.

- Yeah, forgot my inhaler.

- Ooh, what's this?

- Step right up, step right up.

For the one, the only, Masochist.

Leave that tension,

take out that aggression

in a game so cruel, it's cool.

Give him what he wants, get what you want.

- What are the rules?

- Use anything you see to make him bleed.

Get enough blood, win yourself a bud.

- I'll give it a shot.

- You maybe a winner, by

giving it to this sinner.

Take your pick, son, take your pick.

- This one.

- Ah, pins for the sins.

- How about you?

- No thanks.

- Jesus, Sam, stop being such a puss.

- I'll do it.

- Take your pick, take your pick.

- These.

- You can cross this off your wish list.

Now, give it to this masochist!

- [Speaker] Thanks, I needed that.

Now, I'm getting tingly.

- Sam!

- Oh my god, Dad.

- Sam, come on, help me.

Get me off of here.

- Give him what he wants.

- Sam!

- Get what you want.

You can win, Sam.

Looks like we may have a winner.

If he gives it to this sinner!

- Sam, just stop!

Stop, stop it, Sam!

- Quit crying like a little girl, dad.

Where's your balls?

- Stop, Sam, I'm sorry.

- Sam, I'm sorry.


- Step right up for a

game so cruel, it's cool.

- What are you doing?

- Got your nose!

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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