Love At First Hiccup

Synopsis: LOVE AT FIRST HICCUP is a charming, innocent, and intelligent romantic comedy about the freshman Victor who has contracted a case of Anya-itis (acute and incurable love-passion for high school senior Anya). And why shouldn't he? She is beautiful and popular. Rich but incredibly sweet with a rare innocence. In other words: Way out of Victor's league. Unfortunately Anya also dates a rich guy, Peter, who drives a fancy lotus and has a stuffed Gucci wallet. However chance meetings riddled with awkward hiccups soon makes sparks fly between Anya and Victor. Maybe Victor's shy and goofy charm can beat out Peters arrogance?
Genre: Comedy
90 min

Third day of high school and I, -

Victor Knudsen was hit by epidemic.

And we're not talking about your

everyday epidemic like chicken pox.

- Or the flu. Nope, we're talking

a case of total, incurable -

- "Anya-itis".

Hello, gorgeous.

It's not so much the fact -

- that she's the most beautiful girl

in the history of the world.

It's that... well...

- Whassup, ladies?

- Hey, Peter!

Why don't you boys

go park my precious?

Sure thing, Peter.

If you scratch her, you die.

Open house this evening.

Please come by.

Nothing feels quite like expensive

wheels. Not even sex.

You ladies should stop by Nick

and Ernie's party tonight, -

- it's gonna be

off the hook.

Especially you mama. I'll make sure

you're on the VIP list.

Take a hike, losers.

They'd never set foot

at your retarded little party.

Yo, Vic!

Hey, Vic!

Is he even alive?

Come on, this is your big chance.

Never mind the fact that she's

the world's most unattainable girl.

And that's... maybe her boyfriend.

Just walk on up to herand

invite her to Ernie's party tonight.

So what if she's a Senior?

Nothing. It means nothing.

Oh my god, what a smile!

I don't think we've been introduced.

Huh, no we haven't.

Those eyes...

My name's Vic...


That sure looks like your geek brother

trying to score.

How freaking stupid can you be,

trying to score a Senior?

Must run in the family. You wrote

Paris Hilton, didn't you?

She's not a senior now, is she?

Besides, she's much more mature

than high school chicks.


We could make the catastrophic film

of the century...

...about Victor and Anya.

"What not to do

when one wants to get some ass".

We're gonna win Sundance!

You do the directing,

I'll cast the floozies.

- Score!

- Yeah!

I think Esmeralda is just about ready...

Adios, mamacita.

Now there's pussy in the air, boys.

- She sure does slide nicely.

- Why Esmeralda?

We can name her Anya if you prefer.

What do you think Ernest?

This is America,

we can all dream, right?

- Do you think she'll come?

- Not the first few times.

Victor, my man, she's a senior.

You'd have a better chance

trying to score Angelina Jolie.

I don't exactly think she walks around

dreaming about a 15 year old -

- who's never had any,

except his own right hand.

- Get lost, you little rug rat!

- Alright, fine, I'll leave.

I'm sorry, -

- I thought you were my hideous

little brother and his stupid camera.

I don't think

Brian looks this great in a dress.

Very sexy. You're out for some

trouble tonight, aren't you?

- Aren't I always?

- Yeah.

- Anya's bedroom, take four.

- Marker!

Brian and Zack, that's it!!

Get the hell out of my room!

One more time from the top, Sis.

And maybe you could lose

the bathrobe in this take?

Out now!

Keep that expression, Anya.

You're totally challenging

Uma Thurman in Kill Bill!

Get out! Scram!

Come on Anya, get dressed.

The Froshes are having a party

and we're crashing it!

What, Freshmen?

Sure you'll fit right in.

They don't have sex either.


- Hey, Ernie!

- What's up, baby?

No sandals next time, buddy.

We're running a classy joint here.

Luckily, I'm in a good mood. Hello.

Wearing dancing shoes.

So, have you seen her yet?

If you are referring to your lady

friend Anya, she was just here.

- I told her to take a hike.

- You did what?

She didn't have an invitation, man.

What do you want from me?

But she doesn't,

she doesn't need a... a...

Bu, bu, but...

Okay, geez, I'm just joking.

That broad has totally ruined

your sense of humor.

Madames, proceed to

the Garden of Eden.

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