Lost in the Pacific

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God, dammit.

How's the plane supposed to land

when it's pitch black out here?

We're screwed, man.

Shut up!

The boss said

they'd come for us.

We have something

they want.

Huh, tell him

to kiss my ass.

All he cares about

is that b*tch!

Now what?

We have to go up there

and turn on the lights?

Get ourselves killed?

Stop! There's

something there.

And we're coming to you

live from Rio de Janeiro,

it's the official launch of ocean

airlines brand new luxurious jumbo jet,

it's the a390,

and a string of cars are

coming in right now.

We got VIP celebrities, and the

CEO of ocean airlines, himself.

Mr. Gary Gao.

First of all,

let's have a look at who's

in car number one.

Hello there.

It's so nice of you.

You are looking fabulous.

Now, can you tell me, are you considering

a merger with ocean airlines,

after the launch today.

Are you a pilot

of ocean airlines...

I'm the co-captain.

And, may I ask,

who are you wearing...

How many on

this maiden flight?

Eight VIP's, as

requested, sir.

Each carefully selected.

Beyond the corporate

staff, of course.

This investment, I'm talking about

the time to modify the aircraft,

from an a380,

to an a390,

plus setting up a

transpacific debut,

as well as a live

broadcast worldwide,

that's cost me over

a 100 million us dollars.

Any mistake...

And this could

be another Titanic.

I want you to make sure that

you take care of the prince.

It's under control, sir.

I know he's

our golden goose.

In fact, I've even

invited a popular singer

he's quite fond of.

Is that the surprise

you were talking about,

the superstar?

Is he here?

Not yet, but his agent did confirm

with me again this morning, so...

Let's hope it's not psy.

Distinguished guests, welcome

aboard our maiden voyage.

Our exclusive, priority only,

a390, will be taking off shortly.

So, please be seated and

fasten your safety belts.

Good job.

It's great.

It's kind of weird, you know,

making this announcement

to so few people.

Uh, I bet they're a hundred times

harder to deal with though.

Stop it.

Hey, Ruoxin. Ruoxin.

Uh, why don't you stay here with me

and help out with the guests, okay?

I'm not a flight attendant.

But you are the prettiest woman

we have in our entire company.

Exactly.

I'm a pilot.

Ruoxin, it's okay.

Xiang.

Please, come on.

Come on!

Where in the world are you?

Most memorable flight

of your lifetime.

I'm ready.

Excuse me.

The headline queen.

It is truly a great honor for

you to be traveling with us.

I have been one of

your most loyal fans.

But, I guess you're kind

of forced to follow me.

Seeing as I just interviewed

your second wife.

Glenda, huh?

She certainly has been one

of your biggest fans.

Let me give you

the inside scoop.

The reason

for our divorce.

She couldn't cook!

You know, the best way to a man's

heart, is through his stomach.

Rest assured, Mr. Gao, I'm

sure you won't regret it.

This is captain Anderson,

on behalf of myself

and the crew, we welcome you

all aboard this evening

on the new a390.

We'll be leaving the tarmac in a few

minutes so please relax in your seats...

As we get underway.

From all of us

at ocean airlines,

we thank you for being part

of this momentous flight.

This plane

is incredible!

I mean suites,

an upstairs restaurant,

and a table lounge,

and bar.

It's like a flying castle.

Hey, they say it

can fly into space.

No, no, no,

sweetheart.

Just all alcohol for me.

Hey!

Mr. Rodman!

It's really you!

I love watching you box.

I love watching

your acting.

Yo, my man.

So what

you here for?

Me?

Yeah, you.

You look like one

of those rich guys,

not just somebody

in showbiz.

You must be, Rodman?

I'm, Khadsa.

Associate chief

of the Yan Shang group.

Big fan of yours.

All right.

Much respect.

That's ancient

history, right there.

But, you

know what, uh,

it's time for me to

do my own inspection.

Hey, gorgeous.

Why don't you bring me something

a little stronger to inspect?

Right away.

I'm just going to put this in

a four cabin for a moment,

and I'll bring it right

back after take-off.

Will there be

enough room?

Oh, yes.

The storage compartment in this plane

is big enough to fit a grand piano.

I should have

brought one.

You're so sweet.

I saw you play once...

For the New York

philharmonic, Mr. Kim.

Oh, really?

Yes. It was a summer

trip, 15 years ago.

But, I'll honestly

never forget that night.

It will be an honor to

play for you again, later.

Uh!

The kitchen is

upstairs, master chef.

I'm so sorry.

I was looking for a chili

sauce for my Shifu's recipe.

Kelly, said it

might be down here.

I hope your secret sauce is enough

to meet expectations, tonight.

Okay.

And, it's

time to take off.

Okay, lets see...

This, and this...

Hey, am I late?

Ladies and gentlemen,

our surprise mystery guest,

has arrived.

2020's voice

of the world!

Colin!

Khadsa, my man.

How's it going,

superstar?

Good. How are you doing?

I can never get used to you wearing

all this golden flashy stuff.

Tell me, how's living

the big dream?

Can't complain.

You know, I got everybody to vote

for you on the voice, right?

I knew it.

I knew it was you!

Can I take

your bag?

Thank you.

So, everyone, I just

want to say thank you,

on behalf of

ocean airlines

on behalf of ocean airlines, I'd

like to welcome all of you aboard.

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