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[Good Morning Life by Dean Martin]

Good morning life

Good morning sun how are your skies above

Gee it's great to be alive and in love

Good morning life

Good morning birds sing out your happy tunes

Feels so good because I'll be seeing her soon

Last night she said she loved me

What a pity to part

I slept with both eyes open waiting for today to start

Good morning life

Good morning world how are you happiness

All at once I know what livin' can be

It's life, it's free, it's someone waiting for me

Hey,honey how 'bout it

Who'll someday be my wife, good morning life

Good morning life

Oh, God. It was...

you know what? You should come with us next time

No, man. I don't like zoos.

Aw, man. But the kids go apeshit for it.

Yeah, well, I don't see my kids that much.

Besides, it's depressing

What? Getting up close to animals?

I mean, where the hell else you going to get that close to a cheetah?

Yeah, that cheetah can run like a motherf*cker, but in a zoo,

they ain't got enough room to hit second gear.

I mean it ain't like they're in their natural habitat.

Yeah, no shit, man. That's cause they'd be dead if they were in their natural habitat.

These animals have been rescued.

Usually injured or something in like the, you know the wild, or blind.

No shit?

No shit.

See? I didn't know that.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

That's even more depressing.

That's what I'm talking about. A blind ass cheetah bumping into trees and shit.

That shit's f*cked up.

I didn't say the cheetah was blind.

Well then what's blind?

N-nothing's blind. It's just an example.

Well then that's a f*cked up example of some shit right there, man.

That's what I'm talking about.

Blind cheetahs is a shit.

I just meant...

Look,go get the food.

Eh,and remember we pay half

Yeah,I know.

And get me a large coke,too.

You get it.Captain duchebag.

OK,small salad, a bottle of water~

That's it,small salad , a bottle of water~en

All units respond to APB 211

suspect last seen heading Western Alameda in a red delivery van

suspect:
white male ,six feet tall ,yellow jumpsuit, red hair and shoes

answers to the name Ronald ,considered armed and dangerous

Sweet Jesus!!

Hey hurry up! -Go go go go!

Ok, people , listen to me please

Hands and feet inside the car. No snacks and certainly

no feeding the animals Grr

there's a lot to-see going on,have a lovely time to get,here~ we go~

Just on your right is a rare

and extremely gorgeous little reptilian friend

It's our french crocodile

and now,you won't see any handbag or

This guy sucks, Haribo

Yeah!Let's get outta here, come on , let's go

Let's go ride a lion.

Haha,look at the big pussy head, big pussy , haha

Ow hoho, that is no way to treat our animal friends

and would you like it if I pull my panty holes down and shook my high in your faces? En?

Roger that,you guys looking for a blue recycle vehicle

Wow wow wow,just drive in the road,I got a eye on the road,but I get to watch the side.

Wow, esso girl and that white outfit, look what I get today! What I wouldn't give to..

Save your energy dude~(You) think she gives a damn about classic recipe anymore?

F*ck off! Sour, isn't it? "Hot n Spicy".

Ah, you can both forget it, trust me

You are pretty hard to forget

Nice mustache

It only tickles for a little while

Hey, rolling, rolling

I broke some rubber, dude!

That was almost green, That was green

Godness! Where is a cop when you need one?

Here we go.Watcha haha

Wow that's crazy

You deserve that,you bastard

God damn it,watch out

Crash it,f*cking truck

F*ck me

Oh my christ

Oh, this dick'd better be alive!

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