Loco Love

Synopsis: Just how far would you go to get financing for your business? Donald Chandler (Roy_Werner) is the owner of a restaurant who suddenly finds himself without a business or a job when his wife leaves him, taking the deed to the eatery with her. Eager to start over, Donald goes into a business partnership with Miguel Sanchez (Gerardo_Mejia), a gardener who was taking care of Donald's lawn until he won a fortune in the lottery. Miguel is willing to front Donald the money to open a new restaurant, but there's a catch -- in exchange, Donald has to marry Catalina (Laura_Elena_Harring), Miguel's beautiful but ill-tempered sister who needs an American husband in order to get a green card and stay in California. Loco Love (produced under the title Mi Casa, Su Casa was the first feature film from director Bryan_Lewis.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Bryan Lewis
Production: Pathfinder Pictures
  3 wins.
 
IMDB:
5.3
PG
Year:
2003
94 min
37 Views

(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

Randy, did you see anything?

No, brother, but they've got to be

around here somewhere.

Hey!

OFFICER:
Hey! Over here!

MEN:
Run! Come on!

OFFICER:
They are over here!

Run!

Stop right there!

OFFICER:
Stop! Stop!

Stop right there!

Gotcha!

(CELLPHONE RINGING)

Hello?

WOMAN:
Marisol.

Yes, hi, Mom. How are you?

Genaro is already here.

Okay.

I'm on my way.

Hi, Don Mario.

Hi, Mari.

Do you want some lemonade?

No.

My cousin finally came back

from Mexico. So I'm gonna go see him.

Go! Hurry up!

See you later. Bye!

The coyote says

that if anybody is lost...

(MARISOL SCREAMS) Genaro, welcome!

Marisol!

Careful, girl!

Girl.

The cousin is here!

GENARO:
She's taller than me.

MARISOL:
Hi, Kiko!

I finally have my cousin here!

I'm ready for anything.

Look at you!

I'm here to work.

(GIRLS CHEERING ON)

(PLAYER CHEERING ON)

Now!

Set, hut!

(YELLING)

Gavin, I love you!

PLAYER:
Hut, hut!

Sorry. F*ck.

BOY:
Pussy!

Good shit, man.

Good shit.

That's my man!

Good catch.

You the man, Spot.

Good job, good job.

Damn.

Nice catch, nice catch.

Good throw, good throw.

Atta boy.

That was amazing, Gav.

Thank you.

(BOYS OOHING)

Chris!

Get back, f*cking practice.

Shut up!

Gosh, she is so hot.

God damn, bro.

Watch yourself, man.

Would you consider

having a threesome with me?

No!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Are you hungry, Geno?

MARISOL:
No, Mom.

I'm sure the pollero took him

to the desert restaurant.

Good one, sis.

I thought I wouldn't make it.

Relax, son, don't worry.

The important thing is

you're here with us.

You're gonna love Arizona.

There are a lot of Mexicans here.

And you have to speak in English.

Right, sis?

Of course there are a lot

of Mexicans here. This was Mexico first.

Speak in Spanish!

He'll learn English later.

Why not?

He can even go to the university

to study a master's degree.

Hurry up so I can show you

the American wonder.

MOTHER:
Can't you see how he looks, girl?

But I want to go look around.

No, first finish that dish

and then I'll give you more

because you need energy,

right, honey?

Yes, son, you have to rest.

You'll work hard later.

That's why I came, right?

We got you some gringo clothes,

but I think they suck.

So I'll go with you

to get something cooler later.

Kiko!

KIKO:
What?

In Spanish.

What did he say?

Nothing, son.

Eat up, eat up.

(RAP MUSIC PLAYS IN CAR)

(KIKO SPEAKING INDISTINCT)

MARISOL:
Kiko, tame yourself, dude.

KIKO:
You know, I can kill

two birds with one stone.

Well, we are not gonna be killing

birds today.

"I got something for you."

"What is it?"

"It's a bullfrog.

I poked some holes

in its back..."

Do you want to change the music

or do you like it?

Boy! Here, hang on a second.

That's good. I like that one.

(LAUGHING)

(POLICE SIREN)

Oh, shit.

Now what?

MARISOL:
Ramn, pull the car over.

RAMN:
I'm pulling over. I'm going.

Don't be an asshole.

I didn't do shit.

Chill out, be cool...

Don't do anything stupid,

we have Genaro with us.

You're gonna be okay, cousin.

Don't worry.

No papers?

No problem, man.

I have no papers either.

Just don't say anything stupid, okay?

Be cool.

What's the problem?

Turn off your radio, please.

Why are you stopping me?

License and registration.

Come on.

You all legal?

(SCOFFS)

What about you?

Do you work at the border?

We are all American, officer.

Just like you.

Okay, here.

Stay out of trouble.

Be careful. Don't get in trouble.

My God.

Mexican hunting Mexican.

Those are the worst.

(LAUGHING)

You got scared, right?

Relax, cousin.

You're safe with us.

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