Little Evil

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[THUNDER CRASHING]

[THUNDER CRASHING]

[GRUNTS]

Gary?

Lucas?

[GASPS]

Lucas?

What are you doing out here?

Where is your stepfather?

That's it!

Time out, young man! Time out!

[GRUNTS]

Gary! Jesus Christ.

- [WOMAN GRUNTS]

- [WHIMPERS]

Oh, my God, Gary! Are you okay?

Say something. Please, say something.

I... want... a divorce!

[BELLS RINGING]

["YOUR GOOD LOVIN'" PLAYING]

Just say the word

Oh, babe

[CHUCKLES] Dude, I can't believe

you're moving in with her.

I know, man.

But I'm all crazy up in her shit.

There ain't nothin' I can do.

Shit, man.

That's for real.

You better believe

Believe

What I say is to say the words

I can't go on this way

I've got to have your good lovin'

I've got to have your good lovin'

You're moving in with her?

Yes, I am.

In fact, I am all crazy up in her shit.

- Damn, homeboy, lock it down.

- [GARY CHUCKLES]

- Gary! [CHUCKLES]

- Hey.

Hi.

- [GARY LAUGHS]

- Baby, but you're here. You're late.

I got worried that you got killed somehow.

Nope, I'm still alive.

Yo, yo, bad boy!

- Where you want this?

- What's up, Dwayne?

- You guys can put that in the garage.

- Got it.

Thanks. Thanks, guys.

- Made some friends, huh?

- Yeah, those guys are great.

Hey, where's Lucas?

I got him a little somethin',

wanna grease the wheels a bit.

You don't have to grease his wheels.

He is gonna love you for you.

Yeah, yeah, no, I know that.

- So... where is he?

- He's over on the swing.

Aw, there's my little buddy.

Y-You don't think the wedding

was too traumatic for him, do you?

Well, it was awful.

The famous Jubilee Downhill Derby's

coming up

and I thought Lucas and I

could make our own cart.

[CHUCKLES] What?

Gary, this is amazing!

Yeah, I always wished my dad was around

to do this race with me.

Just a father and son shooting down

the mountain as fast as we can,

no engine, no brakes.

You two are gonna have so much fun.

Isn't that right, Lucas?

- Come here. Come see what Gary got you.

- Hey, buddy. Here. Check this out.

We can paint something really cool

on the side, like a flame.

Whoa, look at that.

You found some earthworms.

That's cool.

You know what those are good for

is fishing.

We can, uh...

Don't get discouraged.

It's just gonna take him

a little more time, that's all.

You know, Lucas is very... particular.

- No, I know he is. I love that about him.

- Yeah.

You know, I'm sorry

I didn't let you get to know him more.

I just... I really wanted to be sure.

Well, you can be sure now.

- [CHUCKLING] Gosh.

- What? What?

I just...

This is what I always wanted, you know?

A family. A real family.

Me too.

I swear,

I feel like the luckiest man alive.

Shh.

Don't say that. All right? It's not luck.

You're the one.

Come here.

The ice caps are melting.

The seas are rising.

This past year,

there's been a spike in global temperature

that even scientists cannot explain.

Some people believe

the prophecy of the end

is becoming all too real,

and the end times could be near.

Hope you like chocolate chip pancakes

with smiley faces.

Tell us how the end will come.

Reverend Gospel, thanks for coming.

Thank you for having me.

Hey, Gary,

um, I'm meeting with a C-L-O-W-N today,

and I was hoping that maybe

you could take Lucas to school.

You're meeting with a clown?

[WHISPERING]

Gary, I don't want him to know.

Oh, for Lucas' birthday?

- Sorry. Got it.

- Tell us about your prediction.

Sure, Russ.

We've made some calculations

and we are now quite certain

that the end will come

at six p.m. on the sixth of June.

- What are you watching?

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