Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

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(BEEPING)

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

(ZAPPING)

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

Huh?

Oh.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

(HAWAIIAN MUSIC)

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMING)

- Aloha.

- What?

STITCH:
Bye-bye.

(COUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

Stitch, why are you doing this?

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Please stop.

(GROWLS)

(GASPS)

Stop it, Stitch. Don't...

No! Stitch!

Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up, Stitch. Wake up.

Stitch, wake up.

It's all right. Don't worry.

You were just having

another nightmare.

- Seems like a bad one.

- (MUTTERS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

You know what this means, don't you?

Hmm. Very interesting.

Why don't you tell me

what happened next?

Well...

(MUTTERS IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)

(MIMICS EXPLOSION)

- Mmm, I see.

- Then... (MIMICS MACHINE GUN)

And then... (SHRIEKING)

And then... (GASPS)

That's it. No more.

It's my professional opinion

that you're afraid of turning bad again.

We need to test your goodness level.

For example, someone bad would

let this Elvis Blue Hawaii lamp,

circa 1971,

smash to pieces against that wall.

Or let my favorite book,

Plastic Surgeries Gone Wrong,

drop out this window to be lost forever.

Yah! Waagh!

Or let his family member

fall to her painful, crushing death.

No!

See?

Look at all the good things you did.

My prognosis?

Your goodness level is extra high.

Nothing to worry about.

WOMAN:
Lilo! Stitch!

You're gonna be late for hula class.

Except that.

(ELECTRIC BUZZING)

- LILO:
Stitch!

- (GASPS)

Hurry up, you two.

Hey, can you guys help me today?

It's family night.

- I want the house clean.

- Not me.

I have very important project

I've been working on.

- No more crop circles!

- Ah!

Oh... All the other aliens

get to make them.

- What about you?

- I have a full day of Earth research.

Watching talk shows

and reading magazines?

Yeah, it takes it out of ya.

Can we take the hovercraft? Please?

It's too dangerous.

Besides, someone may see you.

- Please?

- Please?

All right,

you can take it if you can find it.

Yes!

I hid it so good this time, they're never...

Thanks, Nani.

Aw! I gotta find

a better hiding place for that thing.

STITCH:
Whoa! Whoa!

There's no place I'd rather be

(CHORUS IN HAWAIIAN)

Lingering in the ocean blue

Oops. Sorry!

I'd surf till the sun sets

beyond the horizon

Flying by

on a Hawaiian rollercoaster ride

(CHORUS IN HAWAIIAN)

(LAUGHS)

- (BOTH LAUGHING)

- Hawaiian rollercoaster ride

There's no place I'd rather be

Girls, I have very exciting news.

This week is our May Day...

Sorry I'm late. But wait till you see this.

I got my 'uli'uli technique down.

- Lilo...

- Kui kala laima!

Ho kee ma!

Uliuli, uliuli, ha!

- Lilo?

- Uliuli, uliuli, ha!

Uliuli, uliuli, ha!

Lilo, we're not doing that today.

We're not doing that today.

Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah,

nyah-nyah-nyah.

Bleugh!

(GROWLS)

Kumu has an announcement.

In three days

is our town's May Day celebration.

And here's the best part.

There will be a hula competition.

Each of you will create an original hula.

The one that

best expresses the aloha spirit

will lead our halau

as the winning dance.

You, you, you!

- Are there any questions?

- Kumu, I have one.

Will people who are late to class

be allowed to participate?

Mertle, I think in the spirit of aloha,

we should be tolerant of others.

Well, there's no harm in asking.

I want you to use class time today

to begin working on your ideas.

The May Day celebration is big time.

The whole town will be there.

Maybe I'll get a contract.

We can do any idea we want.

Even make our own costumes.

- Cool!

- It'll be a lot of work.

My mom knows

how to make great costumes.

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