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Boys, the rabbi leaves.|Lets say goodbye.
Have a safe trip.
My man has been in Paris|for the last 30 years.
Pay attention to him.|- Naturally.
Give it to David for his bar mitzvah.
Hey, I dont have all day.|lets go?
Come with me to the airport,|all of you.
This is a taxi, no synagogue.|Ok, move over.
Ok all the Schmoll family.
Ok, I will return.
I love to see my Normandi
It does not go like that.|It is French... France...
What is going on?|Hurry, driver.
Hey, what do you want?|Miracles?
Dont worry, rabbi,|well catch that plane.
You see my boy? That is a miracle.
Isn't it better that I drive, Mr?
- Mr, look ahead.|- What does that idiot do there?
An Englishman of course.|I dont like Englishmen. Do you?
Now look.|A Swiss and a German.
It seems|as if we are abroad.
What is wrong with the Belgians?
I will pass him.
Now look beside us.
He sits quietly and smokes.|That is not a Frenchman.
Cant you go behind the line?|Imbecile, cheater...
...stupid...|- You hear that, a real Frenchman.
You wont talk huh?
Whats the hurry?
- What is going on?|- A wedding.
- My daughter is also getting|married tomorrow. Let me pass.
Have you seen that? She is black.
- She is black and he is white.|- Yes, and?
White and black...
- Are you coming or not?|- Im coming.
- Let me through! My|daughter is getting married.
- Thats your daughter?|Congratulations.
My daughter is not black.
What do you mean?
But he is rich, just like I am.|And catholic, such as everyone.
Not everyone. I am Jewish.
You are Jewish? Are you Jewish?
- But he is no Jew.|- Yes.
- But not your entire family?|- Yes.
Well, nevertheless, you can remain.
- That will be my wife.|- We are late. What now?
Germaine...|Let me explain.
Watch your mouth, Victor.|You are a hypocritical liar.
Your crown.|I'm telling you!
- She is jealous again.|- Logically, you are good looking.
Just a moment. Wait now.
Pay attention to the road.
Germaine, did you know|that Salomon were a Jew?
There he is.
A water with mint syrup.
Mr Slimane.|Telephone for Mr Slimane.
That is me.
Cell 2, Mr.
Nobody comes to save you.|You have run into our trap.
- What?|- Fars wake up.
Watch your mouth.
Go guard the back alley.
Do not hang up, young lady.
Pull the boat. And dont bungle.
Strike? They still strike|in my factory?
I will also strike.|I am exhausted.
What did you say?
I forbid them to strike.|No. No, I say.
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