Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: The Flash

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(BEEPING)

(GRUNTS)

Booyah!

Half man, half machine...

All awesome.

I'm like a ninja meets an acrobat.

I'm a Ninja-Bat!

Maybe I'm in the bat family.

Dreams do come true.

I am so...

Amazing.

Huh?

(EXCLAIMS)

Couldn't let me have it, could you?

And your tour of the Hall of Justice

concludes here

in our specially designed

state-of-the-art training facility.

Atom, meet Cyborg.

Cyber mechanical specialist

and the League's little ray of sunshine.

- Hey, Atom.

- Bark.

Ah, Canis lupus familiaris.

It's a common hypothesis

that dog is man's best friend.

(GROWLS)

But, uh... Not mine.

Whoa, cool!

Oh, the Atom.

I see what you did there

with your name and the shrinking down

all tiny and stuff.

Relax, Atom, this is Ace the Bat-Hound.

He's just evaluating you.

Well, in my scientific evaluation,

Ace is very intimidating.

Tell me about it.

- Bark.

- (SCREAMS)

Lesson One with animals,

never show weakness.

Man, I think I need an oil change.

Batman, I didn't know you had a...

A Super-Pet.

Ace the Bat-Hound is more than a pet.

He's the best sidekick

a caped crusader could ever have.

What about Robin?

Aren't you the best sidekick ever?

Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

Aw.

I want a bat belly rub.

So, Atom,

now that you've seen

the Hall of Justice...

What do you think?

Would you like to become

a member of the Justice League?

I...

(ALARM BEEPING)

Hold your diminutive answer. Follow me.

Come on, Plas, it's the Trouble Alert.

But I'm starving. I need a pick-me-up.

How's this for a pick-me-up?

Aw.

One order of fast food

to give you a boost.

Huh, what? Hey!

Whoa.

Way to be a team motivator, Firestorm.

Whoa.

(ALARM BEEPING)

Let's see who needs our help today.

This is Lois Lane with breaking news.

Gotham City's clown prince of crime,

the Joker, has invaded our beloved city.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

- Ah.

Sunny Metropolis.

The perfect getaway

from Gotham's Dark Knight.

Nothing like a little vacation

to put the pep back in my step.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(CACKLING)

(ALL COUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

Oh, my, the Joker is gassing the city!

(LAUGHING)

Who can stop this villainous jester?

Help us! Justice League! Superman!

Save us!

(LAUGHING)

Great Scott!

- Lois is in trouble!

- ALL:
Again.

All right, team, gear up and let's go.

Atom, this is your chance

to join the Justice League in action.

- Are you ready?

- I...

No pressure.

We know you're new at being a superhero.

If you want you can stay here

and hang out with Ace and Krypto.

Krypto?

Another Super-Pet?

Yeah, I'll take the clown

over the canines.

- (BARKS)

- The sooner the better. Gah!

JOKER:
Ooh,

the Daily Planet news building.

Hmm, the visitor's guide calls it

"The Jewel of the Metropolis Skyline."

Blech.

Kind of boring.

Let's renovate!

(JOKER CACKLING)

SUPERMAN:
The nerve of that clown.

He's tromping all over

the jewel of the Metropolis skyline.

And he's jaywalking.

Let's take him down.

The welcoming committee? For me?

Good thing I brought pastry.

(JOKER CACKLING)

- Ooh, is that coconut cream?

- Lemon meringue.

With a bang.

- Brace for impact!

- (ALL EXCLAIMING)

(LAUGHING)

What a beautiful,

perfectly safe day at the park.

(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

BOY:
Mommy!

(WAILING)

I should've taken my jet.

I'm holding it together.

I'm holding it together!

Oh, this is embarrassing.

(LAUGHING)

It's not that funny.

A little consideration here.

Lois. Cyborg.

Try to stay calm!

I can still hear you.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Is this normally how it goes?

Yeah, but usually

with a little less laughter.

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