Laugh at My Pain

Synopsis: Experience the show that quickly became a national phenomenon, and get an up close and personal look at Kevin Hart back in Philly, where he began his journey to become one of the funniest comedians of all time. You will laugh 'til it hurts.
Director(s): Leslie Small, Tim Story
Production: Codeblack Entertainment
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
R
Year:
2011
89 min
$7,705,974
Website
108 Views

Here you go.

I'll take this.

Your name is Sayuri.

- You didn't know?

- No.

Didn't I tell you?

It even said "Yuri"

on the faculty list.

Did it really?

Everybody calls me Yuri,

so I just wrote that down.

'll be going.

"Eeny meeny miny mo,

Catch a tiger by his toe"

"If he hollers, let him go... "

Nobody comes after the film

starts, right? Let's grab a coffee.

I'll go ahead.

Here's your order.

Is that everything?

Yes.

Enjoy your stay.

My parfait.

Excuse me.

Yes.

Cocoa?

Yes.

Isn't it sweet?

Cocoas are sweet.

That's true.

Let me have some.

Yep, sweet.

Do you want some coffee?

No, I can't fall asleep

when I drink coffee.

You'll be okay. You were

sleeping pretty well back there.

Um, I heard that

you're married.

Yes, I am.

Are you just

fooling with Mirume?

Fooling with him?

So I shouldn't be seeing him?

No.

I see.

But I wanted to touch him.

You wanted to?

Don't you want to touch him?

I'd like to touch him... But

there's nothing I can do about it.

If you don't try it, you'll

never know what it's like.

The donkey isn't

coming by today.

I'll be doing an exhibit at

Gallery Rino. Three of us. Here.

Come see it.

See you.

Hi.

Oh, it's you, Mr. Yamada.

You sound thrilled.

You're here, so go on in.

You might as well.

Oh, Yamada!

Hey, Matsu!

Long time no see.

Glad you came.

En.

I wanted to pay for my cocoa.

Forget it. I treat

you; you treat me. Okay?

Besides, something

good happened.

You mean Mirume?

My job. I'm going to Tokyo.

Yuri.

Oh, right.

Take your time.

En, where are you going?

Let's go shopping for class.

Our budget's 5,000 yen.

What? You can't buy

anything with that.

I know a wholesale

store. Let's go there.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

I'm realizing that there are things

in life that I have no power over.

So you're angry?

I'm not angry.

Huh? You're angry.

No, I'm not.

Maybe I'll quit school.

What? Why?

Tuition's high. I've no goals. My

dad runs a sign painting business.

You're a sign

drawer's drawing card.

I realized recently

that I hate school.

You realized now? Your

nostril's inflated.

Shut up.

Hey, En!

Oh, it's you.

Why don't you

pick up the phone?

My cell phone's broken.

And you haven't fixed it?

No, I'm too lazy.

But that's inconvenient.

Mirume! "Let's

go out and play!"

Mirume!

"Okay!"... Give me a break.

Hey, stop it.

But I'm bored.

Your phone's ringing.

Your phone's ringing.

What's this for?

I'll answer it otherwise.

So answer it.

If I do, then I'll

want to see her.

So go see her.

Are you stupid?

Ow!

Hey, what are you doing?

Doing something like

this. You're so stupid.

Here.

Stupid! Stupid!

Are you all right? Here.

Forget it.

No, you should use this.

Put pressure on it.

You're always

smudged somewhere.

Yeah.

It's cold.

Yeah, it is.

Hmm?

It's cold.

You want the stove turned on.

It's cold.

Let's turn it on.

But it's cold. Too

cold to get out.

Hurry.

Hey.

There's no more oil.

I know.

Want me to get some?

No, I have some.

Why don't you put it in?

What? And call Mr. Inokuma?

What?

He always does it for me.

What will you do if you run

out when he's not around?

Endure.

What?

So do I call Mr. Inokuma?

Why? I'll do it. Sheesh.

Go for it, Mirume! Yeah!

Don't be silly. Why can't

you do such an easy task?

It's hard.

It's not hard.

It's hard. That

pump won't stop.

Yes, it will.

It was like, "Whoa, it's

overflowing!" The other day.

It overflowed?

It overflowed.

It's this here.

You close this.

Then, it comes out.

Yeah.

And you take this

and open it.

Then the oil in here

comes out, and that's it.

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Kevin Hart

Kevin Darnell Hart (born July 6, 1979) is an American comedian, TV host, and actor. Born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Hart began his career by winning several amateur comedy competitions at clubs throughout New England, culminating in his first real break in 2001 when he was cast by Judd Apatow for a recurring role on the TV series Undeclared. The series lasted only one season, but he soon landed other roles in films such as Paper Soldiers (2002), Scary Movie 3 (2003), Soul Plane (2004), In the Mix (2005), and Little Fockers (2010). Hart's comedic reputation continued to grow with the release of his first stand-up album, I'm a Grown Little Man (2008), and performances in the films Think Like a Man (2012), Grudge Match (2013), Ride Along (2014) and its sequel Ride Along 2 (2016), About Last Night (2014), Get Hard (2015), Central Intelligence (2016), The Secret Life of Pets (2016), Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017), and Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017). He also released four more comedy albums, Seriously Funny in 2010, Laugh at My Pain in 2011, Let Me Explain in 2013, and What Now? in 2016. In 2015, Time Magazine named Hart one of the 100 most influential people in the world on the annual Time 100 list. He starred as himself in the lead role of Real Husbands of Hollywood. more…

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