Ladies vs. Ricky Bahl

Wow Dimple!

What wow? Can't see any cIeavage!

There has to be some to see some.

Look after your lemons,

you might just lose them.

Look Preeti's is here,

wear your blouse at least.

Bossing, me in my own house.

put it on

l am ready guys

You delay, us always.

Move aside my phone is ringing

Sunny!

You will say 'I love you' a hundred

times if you see me today.

l am Iooking Red hot.

Puchki delayed us.

Have you arrived? We are just leaving.

Let's go.

Sunny has been waiting

for so Iong to see me.

Lets go.

Bye mummy

Have you taken your cellphone

l phone mummy...

Fine then, I phone me.

And Iisten, go to the

ladies' night and come

straight back by 12 o' cIock or

else your dad won't open the door.

Bye!

- Bye!

Bye aunty, bye aunty

- Bye girls

Help me guys

come on hurry up

Hi, Sunny!

- hurry

Nice bike Sunny.

Hang on to this

lf you are ever free from Dimple,

then we'd like a ride too.

ls it a cab that he

gives everyone a ride?

Find your own biker.

lf mom caIls tell

her I am with Preeti,

not Iike last time when you said l was

unwell and dad

arrived with an ambulance.

Yes ma'am

Wait for me at the banquet halI.

Don't stress.

- Ok bye.

Ok bye.

Bye.

Take your helmet off.

- Come on we are late.

Bye Sunny!

What's in discos and clubs,

Nothing in bars and pubs

What's in discos and clubs,

Nothing in bars and pubs

l want to go where.

My bundle ofjoy's there.

My bundle ofjoy

You are my pretty Iittle face

My bundle ofjoy

Cafe's and Starbucks, are dull

Limos and trucks are no fun

Cafe's and Starbucks, are dull

Limos and trucks are no fun

l want to go where,

You will be there

My bundle ofjoy

You are my pretty Iittle face

My bundle ofjoy

l miss you every day,

You ditch me every way,

lt's always a b*tch,

l miss you every day,

You ditch me every way,

lt's always a b*tch,

make a pIan, then you ditch.

Not fair, not fair, it's just not fair

Oh look at you, so cute

Especially when you brood

My bundle ofjoy

You are my pretty Iittle face

My bundle ofjoy

On your sweet sexy Punjabi face.

lt's so cute to ogle

at your Gucci goggle

On your sweet sexy Punjabi face.

lt's so cute to ogle

at your Gucci goggle

Like in a Iarge lassi pot

fell very smalI

vodka shot, shot, shot.

Hearing all your praises

My ego races and races.

My bundle ofjoy

You are my pretty Iittle face

My bundle ofjoy

Hello uncle

- I have toId her so many times.

Uncle, there's a lot of weight here,

Let me put her down first then,

you can scold me.

l think she can answer your

questions onIy in the morning.

Who are you?

Sunny.

Boyfriend.

l am a trainer at the

Power house gym. GK branch.

Dimple and l met there.

Upstairs wouId be better?

Aunty

You are a body builder, right?

So body builder, now tell me,

what did you do to my daughter?

Had I done something l wouldn't

have brought her back in one piece.

Out here they are killed

and stuffed into an oven.

l respect you a lot Sir,

Dimple has told me

everything about you,

self-made man...

To start from a garage...

...and estabIish such a huge

property empire is no joke.

l wanted to meet you myseIf,

but not like this.

With a presentation of a pIan for

a chain of All-India Gymnasiums...

anyway not now, you must be tired.

l'Il make an

appointment and meet you later.

l am your daughter's boyfriend.

l won't do anything wrong.

Trust me.

Should l park the car inside?

How wiIl you go home?

Bus, auto, l'll take anything,

l left my bike at the gym.

Take the car and bring

it back in the morning,

but don't get even a scratch on it.

l won't get a scratch on it,

Not on the car nor on your daughter.

Good night Sir, aunty...

Good night, son

l had to brush four times to

get rid of the Vodka smelI.

What if papa had caught me? And you?

Walked out making a good impression,

and making me look Iike a fool.

Couldn't you stop me when

l was chugging the shot?

What happened? Why did we stop?

Should l get off?

What're you doing Sunny?

Where you going Sunny?

Bloody murderers,

finished off my mother and father,

you wilI rot in this house.

Why are you throwing stones?

Broken aIl the panes, you die...

Shut up, you b*tch,

Netarpal! Netarpal! Oye, Rawat!

Catch him, don't let him go.

Run Sunny Run

Start the bike,

go go go...

Where are you running? Stop.

Sorry.

Sunny, tell me the full story.

You've lost 3 kilos,

you deserve a chocoIate.

l am Ieaving

Listen...

You have enough problems of your own,

why do you want to hear mine?

you calI me your girIfriend,

can't even share your

probIems with your girlfriend?

That house is mine

Yours?

My grandfather buiIt it,

papa was born there...

when my grandfather got transferred,

he put the house up for rent.

And when he came back those Mother...

those MFs did not leave the house.

My grandfather filed a case.

Fighting the case, he died first

then my father and then mother,

along went the entire bank balance.

After three deaths the court

ruIed in favour of the tenants

under the Rent ControI Act of 1947.

Now, they pay onIy 1,500

rupees rent for such a big house

and l pay a property tax

of 60 thousand every year

and if I don't pay up then

l get an arrest warrant.

l am sorry, I didn't mean to grumble.

Your pain, my pain

No, you look best Iaughing.

Don't get involved in my tears.

We will aIl Iaugh together,

and make those MFs cry.

How?

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