La teta y la luna

Synopsis: A child cannot stand the idea of having a new brother and dreams about drinking milk from the breasts of his mother again. The child asks the moon to bring him a teet only for him.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Bigas Luna
  2 wins & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
R
Year:
1994
90 min
254 Views


In Saint Tropez...

the moon wakes up

with you.

She twists

counting the stars

in the sky.

But there's a prettier star

that's not in the sky, but with me,

in Saint Tropez.

But there's a prettier star

that's not in the sky, but with me,

in Saint Tropez.

Twist, twist,

everybody.

Twist, twist,

it's going mad.

She dreams and

wants to live

a long unforgettable night

in Saint Tropez.

People wonder why

you dance to the twist

wearing a lam dress.

You wanna look ever prettier,

but fashion stays the same

if you dance to the twist.

You wanna look ever prettier,

but fashion stays the same

if you dance to the twist.

Twist, twist,

everybody.

Twist, twist,

it's going mad.

She dreams and

wants to live

a long unforgettable night

in Saint Tropez.

People wonder why

you dance to the twist

wearing a lam dress.

You wanna look ever prettier,

but fashion stays the same

if you dance to the twist.

Now don't forget you'll get

your teeth cleaned next Tuesday at 3.

Oh, yeah!

D'you have a cold?

Joe!

D'you have a cold?

No, I'm alright.

- Eddie, did we pick the Chinese dressing gown?

- It's in the silver trunk.

Every holy day in church,

No, thanks.

Have you gone taller again?

Growing a little every day.

when I offered

my prayers to God,

a handsome and galant

young man

would keep offering

himself to my gaze.

- I had a strange dream last night.

- What?

It's...

- ... it's boring.

- Tell me.

No, no, you're busy packing.

I'll tell you later.

You always tell me your dreams.

When people tell me their dreams

I find it very uninteresting.

I'll tell you later. We'll have lots

of time on the boat, ok?

Remember we have two hours

to get ready.

Will you tell me on the boat?

Mom, you never take me with you.

Our lips remained sealed,

It's not true, you know that.

I took you to Washington,

took you to Seattle...

Yes, but I wanna go to Europe,

I wanna go to Italy with you.

You can't.

Why not? I can do all

the things dad does.

I can make your reservations for you,

I can negotiate your contract for you...

Come on, that's what your dad does.

Yes, but I can do it better.

What about your school?

Let me come.

- No.

- Yes.

Alright, alright.

Are you drinking?

Yes, I am.

You know what I saw on cable last night?

I saw a Chinese TV show.

This old Chinaman comes out.

In Chinese.

What's my tennis racket doing out here?

I was trying to hil the ball

into the river.

- The river?

- Yeah.

- Wanna see me hit the city?

- I bet you a buck you can't do it.

Dad, why don't you stay here with me?

You and I can have so much fun together.

And mom doesn't need you. She can get

somebody else to do all her junk for her.

Come on, you and me can go to the ball

park. We can have so much fun.

It's a fine idea, Joe,

we must do it.

- You mean it?

- Absolutely.

Joe, take this down for me

and put it in the blue suitcase.

I get it.

Jesuschrist! He leaves his gum

all over the place.

Are you talking to me?

No, I'm just talking to myself.

- I'm gonna take the car down

to the garage. - OK.

I'll be back in a few moments.

Douglas!

No!

Please, stop crying.

Would you please stop crying?

I can't stand these people.

Were those ducks or geese?

I can't spend another night

in the house, Joe. I can't.

I'm gonna leave on the first available flight.

What about me?

You come with me, darling.

We spend the night in the plane,

we eat, we sleep, we'll...

- Don't make decisions for me.

- We wake up, we'll be in Italy.

- Italy?

- I'll go to rehearsal, I'll sing...

Darling, you can put your things

in the black trunk,

the dark trunk... You can put your music

in with my music, your records...

- I've got the school.

- ... you can put your clothes...

... and bring your... Well,

there are schools in Italy.

Joe, you can go to school in Italy...

Yeah, but I got a big game coming up.

It's important to me. They need me.

A game?

You're making it

so difficult for me, Joe.

Please, please, darling, please.

- Let's get out of here.

- Could you take us home, please?

Yes, ma'm.

A**holes, get out of the way!

I knew it, I knew it!

I knew he'd fall.

Hey, give me a puff now!

Where are you from?

The Yankees lost 14 to...

Hey, give me the joint,

it's my turn!

Thanks.

Will you please stop the car?

Driver, would you please stop the car?

I think you're being real shitty.

What a dumbass rat bastard!

Here, you guys take it.

I don't want it.

Arianna, where are you going?

Julian, what are you doing?

- Bye, Julian.

- Good luck, bye.

- I'm coming with you.

- Where?

- With you.

- I got some things to do.

Well, if you want, I'll go away.

I got nothing against you,

I mean, I don't even know you.

My name is Arianna.

I'm Italian.

My name is Joe.

I'm American.

Actually I've got a girlfriend,

in New York.

That's nice.

Lot of fantastic palm trees.

Kinda reminds you of LA, doesn't it?

- Never been there.

- Neither have I.

What's she like?

- Who?

- Your girlfriend.

She's a pain in the neck.

Actually, she's not really

my girlfriend.

Then, why were you

telling me about her?

I don't know.

Two.

Go away!

Why do we have to lock ourselves up

in a movie theater?

I have to take a wicked piss.

How do you feel?

I've never felt so wonderful

in my whole life.

Me too.

That's the kind of answer

a man likes to hear.

My father talks ike that.

My father's dead.

You wanna go sit down?

- Wait.

- What's the matter?

I can't.

Hey. Get out the fire hose!

Would you mind playing this?

When did she learn Italian?

- I have to tell you something.

- I already know.

No, you don't.

You don't know anything.

it's your first time.

Everything seems so perfect now.

Right where it belongs.

I wish you could be a part of me.

You'd understand.

I want to understand.

I wanna be inside you.

- How?

- Help me get my jeans off.

- Plain Cokes or did you spike 'em?

- No, just plain. Would you like one?

No, thanks.

Christ! You don't have to pull

them all the way off.

Now yours.

There isn't any other song.

You look better

than Marilyn Monroe.

- And now?

- Now we kiss.

Now be inside me.

Here?

Do you know how?

I've never done it.

Be excused,

I'm a virgin too.

Why should the Falls drag me down here

at 5 o'clock in the morning?

To show me how big they are

and how small I am?

To remind me they can get along

without any help?

I must go.

I must go.

Look, I took your jeans

Why haven't you had it taken out?

I was born with it,

I wanna die with it.

Julian, will you walk me home?

Then there came a thrill of joy...

... to my heart,

to my heart.

A thrill of joy such

as only the angels feel!

Earth seemed a heaven

to my heart,

to my enraptured eyes.

Did you remember to turn off

the lights before we left?

F***ing a**holes!

Yes, earth seemed a heaven.

Oh, Leonora, you are awake.

l know it by the flickering

of your lamp...

... as it shines down

from your balcony.

Ah, love's fire burns...

... in every fibre.

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Josep Bargalló

Josep Bargalló i Valls (born 3 October 1958) is a Spanish Catalan teacher, politician and the current Minister of Education of Catalonia. Born in 1958 in Torredembarra, Bargalló studied philology at the University of Barcelona before becoming a teacher. He was a member of the municipal council in Torredembarra from 1995 to 2003. He was a member of the Parliament of Catalonia from April 1992 to September 2003 when he retired from politics. However, in December 2003 he was appointed Minister of Education of Catalonia and in February 2004 he was promoted to Chief Advisor/First Minister of Catalonia. Bargalló and other Republican Left of Catalonia ministers were sacked from the Catalan government in May 2006. Bargalló was re-elected to the Parliament of Catalonia in December 2006 but resigned in January 2007 after being appointed director of the Institut Ramon Llull, a position he held until December 2010. He was also director of the Fundació Ramon Llull from 2008 to 2010. Bargalló returned to politics in June 2018 when he was appointed Minister of Education of Catalonia for a second time. more…

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