Kummeli kultakuume

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Year:
1997
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Kulokoski, isn't it a nice day?

What are you talking about?

-Give me a cigarette

Ask nicely

May I have a cigarette?

You won't

May I Now have a cigarette?

No

You said that I

can't have a cigarette

Why I can't have a cigarette?

Because smoking's forbidden here

Just a little one

Oh? Just that

Ooo

Devil's devil! Hell's arse!

Don't use "hell's devil"

Arctic fox's shit found in our pit

Whole summer and

just half an ounce of gold

With that can get a starter soup

from Pohjahovi already, after which -

mr butler already points to the exit

Kyrp-Jooseppi (Cock-Joseph),

what've you got?

Can't find, no

But next to that ditch

the gold vain goes

How do you know that?

I have that kind of feeling on my arse

How does your arse know it?

I just have that kind of an arse

Er-Jorma (Backwood-Joe),

have you noticed -

that Kyrp-Jooseppi shits at his own pole?

So what?

We are shitting at the outhouse

What then?

-I mean, why?

I guess it's because he has

such a special arse

(in German) Look there,

two gold-diggers

I doubt they have found nothing

They've been here for a long time

There is also a third man.

-Where?

There. Taking shit

Taking shit?

Weird guy. There is an outhouse

just next to.

Strange

Countryside men. We should go and say hi

We need to meet such comical men

Klasu, stay!

Tell me, what is wrong

with Hautamki? Broman

Well, psychodynamically he is insane

There are more manias than

all other patients combined -

and impulse-control, hey,

that is really poor

Probably the worst in the North-Calotte

At times he is rather charming -

or in some way rather nice.

-Kulokoski continues

Last summer, when we tried to

organize a midsummer party, -

that satanic crazy

screwed up himself -

to a flagpole.

-Yeah

That was a human lock.

Four days in the rain -

twisted his arms and legs

It was a katatonic forced posture

Whole Hautamki-clan is

full of forest people

What caused the conflict

at this year's midsummer?

Who says?

-You say

No you say.

-Okay, I will

Well, he wasn't given cigarette

Boys, boys, this is not going anywhere

This is not going anywhere, goddammit

Kakelper's boys, retailers get -

4000 boxes of liver casserole and

they all include -

a surprise arranged by you:

a condom, goddammit

Soon my name is printed

on tabloids, goddammit

And there are Korean n*ggers

on their way here -

to see model for a food factory,

goddammit

You have been two months in

apprenticeship, -

and if I had the authority,

not the county officials, -

I would have kicked you out

already after the first week

Goddamnit!

Goddammit

Get out of there

Now, Jnssi and Dille, -

let's make a deal

You may only be at

the dispatch platform -

and smoke cigarettes, -

and talk bullshit as so far, -

but you don't do any work

Thanks, mister sub-manager

It is a matter of chance,

at what mood one happens to wake up

Can't expect much from a man,

who's been howling moon all childhood -

and been running around fells nude

all juvenile years. -And dick swinging out

And now he's just raving all night.

-What's he raving about?

He has an obsession for gold.

-What?

Gold-obsession. -Insane person's

dream of gold-treasure

In it's own way it is fascinating

Wouldn't it be better if we all three

didn't go there?

Broman stays outside

That's what I was just thinking,

that I stay here outside

Broman stays outside

Good day, Hautamki

May I have a cigarette?

No

Kulokoski, did anybody hurt bad?

Hautamki should know, -

that it does hurt,

when hit hard

Could this shirt be removed

now already?

Let's just keep the shirt on Hautamki

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