
Kill Buljo: The Movie
I have to congratulate you, Jompa.
And thank you -
- for inviting me
to your engagement party.
to marrying you on Saturday.
Shit... this Saturday?
What time?
It's at four.
How could you forget that, Jompa?
F*ck!
Right during the football on TV.
Isn't that a small price
for marrying the woman you love?
Love? Love has got
nothing to do with it.
She's got 5000 reindeers.
I've got one, and that's limp.
They shot me.
In the middle of
the engagement party.
Weapons on the rack, please.
It hurt like hell.
They shot my girl,
my whole family.
Even the reindeer.
But they made one big mistake.
They thought I was dead.
Is this regarding
the illegal slaughtering?
But I wasn't fucking dead!
God... this makes me sick.
Man showing his true nature.
I can't believe that anyone can
murder so many innocent people.
Most of these people are Lapps,
so I don't really see a problem.
But when they decided to waste
Banana Airlines (Norw. Cult band), -
- they made it personal.
What have you got for me, Unni?
What's the status here?
from four different weapons.
Multiple eyewitnesses saw four
people leaving after the shooting.
Eyewitnesses here -
- are about as reliable
as the fly who said -
- it flew away from a pile of shit.
when I was nine.
So I think I know
what I need to know -
Where is the last Coke?
Where?
OK, so I guess you think
anything goes in this house?
I was thirsty,
and we we're out of milk.
I guess we're out of water as well?
Here I am, working my dick off.
Do you think the social security
check cashes itself?
I wanted to relax in front of the TV
with a nice, cold drink.
Here you are, you little cocksucker,
finishing off daddy's Coke.
You're a fucking disgrace. What in
the hell is going to become of you?
I'm gonna be a cop.
You can't even investigate the
skid marks in your own underpants.
What is that suppose to mean,
you fucking deadbeat?
Did you just disrespect me?
Hang around here, smartass, until
your ass is numb in every direction.
- Good morning, officers.
- Morning, Wisloeff.
A little bird told me
you're producing moonshine?
- And selling it to under aged kids?
- That's just malicious slander.
- You won't mind if I look around?
- No, by all means.
- Check the trapdoor.
- Sid, shut up. Don't listen to him.
The boy is crazy.
It's his fucking mother's fault.
Let's split it 60/40.
I'll take the 60 and you the 40?
- Arrest this asshole.
- F*ck you, Sid, you little dildo!
You're cut off, you hear?
CUT OFF!
Sid?!
What do you think happened here?
I'll tell you.
It all started out as
a peaceful celebration.
Suddenly Jompa discovers something
that makes him totally lose it.
Someone has been watering down
his beloved booze.
He pulls out a shotgun.
Everyone is dead.
Case closed. That's lunch.
was shot 4 times in the head.
We have a Lapp
with a serious drinking problem.
What more do we need?
Dead as a duck.
A duck?
You're in a barn
talking about ducks?
Fucking moron.
No, I mean he is dead as a duck.
Jompa Tormann is dead.
Nice work. The last thing we need now
is some drunken Lappp bastard -
- sticking his nose
where it doesn't belong.
Now we can finally
concentrate on Project Tourism.
I want everyone
to keep a low profile.
Everyone keeps doing
what they normally do.
I don't want to raise
any unnecessary suspicion.
Now nothing can stop us.
Hot little thing' uh?
Nice.
Came in last week. Tested him out
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